BurntOutPolitician Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BurntOutPolitician – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2347
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	79	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Yo yo yo, listen up fellow gamers! Are you tired of all that political drama on this site? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who has the best pet llama!

We’ve got a community of players who are crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush. From building giant statues of their favorite YouTubers to organizing epic dance parties in the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re looking for a good laugh, just wait until you see our resident prankster, Steve. He once filled the entire spawn area with pink sheep just to mess with everyone’s heads. Classic Steve, am I right?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the wacky fun. Who needs politics when you can have a blast mining diamonds and trolling your friends? Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BunnyHop Minecraft SMP

Anime, blanc, BunnyHop, Chino Kafuu, Chiyo Kurihara, favorite characters, Haru, Kaguya Houraisan, Karin, Kureha Tsubaki, LUNA, Manga, Minecraft, Mokona Modoki, Papi, puck, rabbit characters, rabbit house, Reisen Udongein Inaba, Ryo-Ohki, Shiro Usagi, smp, Tippy, Usagi Tsukino, yoshino

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1473
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Emeralds Found:	4279	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all you anime and manga lovers out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a hidden rabbit hole that led them to a magical land filled with adorable bunny characters from all their favorite anime and manga. These bunnies weren’t your average cute critters though, oh no. They were skilled warriors, ready to help you conquer any challenge that comes your way in the game.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary carrot farm that produces the juiciest, most delicious carrots you’ve ever tasted. And rumor has it that if you can find the secret recipe hidden somewhere in the server, you’ll gain incredible powers that will make you the most powerful player on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a wild adventure filled with bunny warriors, magical carrots, and endless fun!

/Dag/ – Dragon Age General Minecraft Server

age, Big Elf C*ck, bioware, chuds, cute, DA Tapestry, dag, Davrin, dragon age, Dragon Age General, Dragon Age Writer, Dragon Age: Veilguard, Dragon.., FANTASY, general, goty, Husband Edition, Lucanis, Minecraft, player count, romance guide, RPG, Seething, Server, Veilguard, Veilguard husbando poll, Veilguard Official Launch Trailer, video game, wikia

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5681
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	2568	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8475	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Magic Items Found:	3372	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Welcome to Davrin’s Best Husband Edition Minecraft server! Are you obsessed with all things Dragon Age? Do you spend hours talking about the new GOTY Dragon Age: Veilguard or other irrelevant DA games? Well, look no further, because this server is the perfect place for you!

Join us to watch the Veilguard Official Launch Trailer and laugh at the chuds who keep losing in the game. Participate in the Veilguard husbando poll and argue about who the best husband is. And don’t forget to check out the DA Tapestry link that doesn’t matter because none of your previous Veilguard choices matter anyway!

Need some eye candy? Check out the Lucanis wikia because he’s heckin’ cute, or drool over the Big Elf C*ck husbando. And if you need some romance tips, we’ve got you covered with our Romance Guide.

Oh, and did we mention that we have a Dragon Age Writer seething video for your entertainment? So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft server and let the Dragon Age madness begin! Previous players can attest to the craziness that goes down here. Don’t miss out on the fun!

Conflicted Minecraft SMP Player

adultery, conflicted, conflicted feelings, emotional turmoil, ethical dilemma, extramarital affair, Guilt, Infidelity, internal struggle, Marriage, Minecraft, moral conflict, personal boundaries, personal values, player, self reflection, sex, sexual ethics, sexual orientation, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, taboo, traditional values

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8173
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Void Gems Collected:	23
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! Join us if you want to experience a server where anything goes, even if it means getting involved in scandalous love triangles like the one described above.

Our community is filled with players who are not afraid to push the boundaries and explore unconventional relationships. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a similar situation where you’re torn between doing what feels right and what feels oh so wrong.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your morals, then look no further. Join us and let the drama unfold in ways you never thought possible. Just remember, in our world, anything is possible – even if it means getting involved in some questionable situations.

Crafty Pixel Minecraft Server

coping mechanisms, Crafty, emotional connection, emotional fulfillment, Human Connection, human touch, internet impact, Intimacy, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, online forums, personal attention, PIXEL, pornography, relationships, self worth, Server, sexual desires, sexual feudalism, sexual unavailability, societal pressures, support groups, virtual relationships

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3763
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of living in the age of sexual feudalism? Do you need a break from the never-ending struggle for real human connection? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a virtual escape where you can find all the personal attention and touch you desire from our pixelated players. Our community is filled with players who are ready to give you the attention you crave, without any of the real-life drama.

Forget about the struggles of the real world and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the perfect pixelated paradise. So come on, join us and let’s escape the sexual unavailability of real women together!

‘Childless Cat Ladies’ Not Even Love Cat Minecraft SMP’

animal lovers, cat, cat affection, cat companions, cat companionship, cat ladies, cat lady pride, cat obsession, cat owners, cat ownership, Childless, childless catladies, feline companions, ladies, lonely hearts, long tail tags, love, Minecraft, pet lovers, single and loving it, single women, smp

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8382
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	3030
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	327	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Farms Harvested:	742	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Enchantments Applied:	56	Villages Defended:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of childless cat ladies who don’t even like cats! That’s right, they’re so dedicated to Minecraft that they don’t have time for real pets.

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, like the time we all dressed up as creepers and tried to blend in with the mobs. Or the time we built a giant statue of a potato just because we felt like it. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles we have over who gets to control the llama farm.

So if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible, then come join us. Who needs cats when you have a community of crazy Minecraft players to keep you entertained?

AmShield Season 2 Minecraft server

100 recipes., AmShield, banner, Discord, food recipes, gameplay, Join, Lazy, Mechanics, Minecraft, new food, normal survival, Prohibited, rp, SEASON 2, Server, server description, Updates, Vanilla

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6419
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Buildings Constructed:	48
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Vanilla RP Server MINECRAFT! On our server there are more than 100 different recipes for new food, mechanic.

We can offer you the most varied gameplay in NORMAL survival. GRIP IS PROHIBITED

Join our discord server so you don’t miss any updates.

mc.amshield.ru

Bolted Thunder Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, bard fights spider, best dad, bolted, climb a mountain, ep 6 preview, Epic battles, fantasy series, fantasy world, Friends, gutter, japanese animation, mantiscoin, Minecraft, puppet characters, Puppetry, Server, shika spider, Shou, storytelling, sword fighting, thunder, thunderbolt fantasy

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3565
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	5171
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Join us for epic battles between bards and spiders, where the spiders are so shaken by the bard’s sick rhymes that they drop all their loot in fear.

But that’s not all! Watch as Shou and his friends climb a mountain so high, they reach the clouds and find a secret stash of mantiscoin in the gutter. Yes, you heard that right, mantiscoin! The rarest and most valuable currency in all of Minecraft land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest adventures and the most ridiculous stories that will have you laughing for days. Who needs diamonds when you have mantiscoin in the gutter?

Minecraft SMP – /lig/ – Llama Is Good

Birthday Calendar, Chuubas, Corpo, corporate branding, ducks, Flip, Global, Good, haha, indie vtubers, koikatsu cards, large indies, lig, Llama, Minecraft, Mint, non-English, OC material, romance edition, smp, Swarm, tiermaker, twitch partner, VOD archival, vrt, vsj, VT, Wheel of Names, youtube equivalent

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1420
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we only accept players with at least 500 viewers on their streams! Why, you ask? Because we’re all about that VIP life, baby! We’re like the exclusive club of indie vtubers, where the big shots with thousands of viewers are outnumbered by us 500-view legends.

But don’t worry, even if your oshi only has 499 viewers, you can still join… as long as they’re a Twitch partner or something equivalent on YouTube. We’ve got a list of the top players in our SMP, like Filian with 6,600 viewers and Dokibird with 4,541. And let’s not forget about our non-English superstars like tororo_vtuber from Japan with 4,677 viewers.

We’re all about supporting the little guys who aren’t tied down by corporate branding. We’ve even got guides on Twitch clips, VOD archival, and a Wheel of Names for some spicy fun. And if you’re feeling frisky, check out our Koikatsu cards for some… ahem… adult content.

Join us for some crazy adventures, like our upcoming birthdays for Bao, Leaflit, Mint, and Rummy. And don’t forget to check out our OC material and, of course, the Ducks. Because who doesn’t love a good ol’ duck stream?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join the madness. We’ve got threads for everything, from corpo vtubers to indie legends. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll in our crazy world of /lig/!

Elves R Us Minecraft Server

Adventure, character creation, d&d, dungeons and dragons, elf race, Elves, elves needed, FANTASY, Fantasy Characters, fantasy roleplay, imagination, Magic, Medieval, Minecraft, mythical creatures, Questing, Roleplaying, roleplaying game, Server, storytelling, tabletop gaming, Worldbuilding

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5696
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to mine for hours just to find a single diamond? Well, look no further because our server is in desperate need of elves! Yes, you heard that right, we need elves to help us defeat the evil griefer trolls who keep trying to steal our precious blocks.

Join our server and become the hero that we all need! As an elf, you’ll have special powers like the ability to shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes and summon a herd of unicorns to trample your enemies. Plus, you’ll get to ride on giant flying pigs and have a pet dragon that breathes fire on command.

But beware, the griefer trolls are not to be underestimated. They have an army of evil chickens that lay explosive eggs and can turn into giant spiders at will. Only with the help of our brave elf warriors can we hope to defeat them and save our beloved Minecraft world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the epic battle of elves vs. trolls begin! Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else.

Game Source Code Minecraft SMP

Code, code sharing, collaborative development, community-driven projects, creative commons, digital heritage, free software license, Game, game design, game developers, game development, game industry, game preservation, Minecraft, open access, open source, programming, Scummvm, SELACO, smp, software freedom, software licensing, source, source code, source port projects

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5448
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8625	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Zombie Dances:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our wacky world where the source code is as open as the doors to our crazy community!

Imagine a server where you can mod the game to your heart’s content, creating your own crazy creatures and epic quests. Want to turn all the creepers into friendly kittens? Go for it! Feel like adding a disco ball to the Ender Dragon fight? Why not!

Our server is like a mad scientist’s lab, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. So come join us and let’s create some chaos together! Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret code that turns all the pigs into flying unicorns. The possibilities are endless on our open-source playground!