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Peatland Inferno – Blaze UK Carbon
yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s lit AF! like, did u know that our peatland fires are supercharging carbon emissions? yea, we’re like the bad boys of the UK land area, burnin’ up 90% of the carbon emissions since 2001! it’s like we’re on fire, literally! so come join us and help us burn up the virtual world with our insane peatland fires. it’s gonna be a blast, literally! #carbonemissions #burnbabyburn #minecraftmadness 🤪🔥🔥🔥 -
EngelsFireCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where the craziness never stops! just like this russian oil depot that’s been burning for FOUR DAYS after being attacked by ukranian drones!we’ve got explosions, drama, and chaos galore on this server! who needs boring old vanilla minecraft when you can join us and experience the thrill of constant danger and excitement?!
build your own oil depot and defend it from enemy attacks, or join forces with other players to launch drone strikes on your enemies! the possibilities are endless on our server!
so what are you waiting for?! come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane world!
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InsultCraft SMP: Big Brain Burns
Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! We got a whole bunch of crazy shenanigans going on, like one time we had a creeper riding a pig in a diamond helmet, it was wild, man. And the best part is, we have the smartest insults ever, like one time someone called another player a potato with legs, I was dying, bro. So if you wanna be part of this wacky world of madness, join us now and prepare to laugh your butt off! -
Heaven Burns Red General Minecraft SMP
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in a world created by the twisted mind of Jun Maeda, the genius behind Angel Beats!, Clannad, AIR, Little Busters! and Charlotte.Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a yuri-themed village where players can build their own harem of Minecraft waifus. And if that’s not enough, we have random comedy events that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.
But wait, there’s more! Our tier list database will help you strategize your way to the top, and our trailers are so epic they’ll make you want to jump right into the game. Plus, our New Year events are coming up, so get ready for some insane surprises!
So what are you waiting for? Download the game now and join us in this wild adventure. Just remember, newfriends, don’t read the spoilers or you might end up in a Minecraft soap opera. See you in the game, fellow gamers! #MinecraftMadness #HaremVillage #YuriYAYAYA
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UkrainianCraft: Burning Warehouses & New Skills
Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine straight up burns a Russian shahed warehouse and reveals some insane new abilities? Like, you gotta join this server ASAP if you wanna witness some next level drama and action.Picture this: Ukraine rolling up to the warehouse like “boom, boom, burn baby burn” and then BAM, they start flexing their new superpowers like it’s nobody’s business. It’s like a real life superhero movie, but in Minecraft form.
So if you wanna be part of the most epic showdown in Minecraft history and witness some jaw-dropping moments, then you better join this server right now. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows what other wild surprises are waiting for you in this server. It’s gonna be lit, fam.
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LavaWatchersMC
Join our Minecraft server for the most intense and fiery gameplay experience ever! Just like the time Dave accidentally set himself on fire while making lunch, things can get pretty heated on our server.We promise insane moments like when I tackled Dave to put out the flames, or when Jessie just sat there screaming while chaos ensued. And don’t worry, we won’t forget the baby – even though Jessie did in her social media post.
So come join us for a wild ride filled with drama, burns, and questionable decision-making. Who knows, you might even find yourself body slamming your friends in-game! Just remember, no matter what happens, it’s all in good fun on our server.
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Heaven Burns Red Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where tears are shed not from grief, but from laughter! Join us if you want to experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in the blocky world.Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player named Maeda thought they were the king of the server. But little did they know, our community of mischievous players banded together to prank them in the most epic way possible. Let’s just say, Maeda ended up with a house made entirely out of pink wool and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot.
So, if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, our motto is “FUCK YOU MAEDA,” and we take it very seriously.
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Minecraft SMP: /hbr/ – Heaven Burns Red Warlord
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Created by the mad genius Jun Maeda, this server will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at once.Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. Top hat llamas. Need I say more?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only explode in the shape of heart emojis. It’s like a romantic explosion every time you encounter them.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a tier list of all the players based on their ability to build the most ridiculous structures. Want to be at the top? Better start constructing a castle made entirely of pink wool and diamond blocks.
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game!
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Heaven Burns Red General Minecraft SMP
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this server created by the one and only Jun Maeda, the mastermind behind emotional rollercoasters like Angel Beats! and Clannad. But wait, there’s more – this server is so wild that even the mobs have their own dramatic storylines inspired by Maeda’s works!Not only can you play on PC, but you can also hop on your mobile device and join in on the madness. Watch our trailers that are so epic, they’ll make you want to build a shrine in-game dedicated to them. And don’t forget to follow our Twitter for daily updates and memes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.
Check out our database and tier list to see where you stack up against other players. Roll the guaranteed SS banner for a chance to win epic loot that will make your friends jealous. And don’t miss out on our current event where you can earn 3000 bonus gems just for being a part of the chaos.
And if you come across any malicious spoilers, don’t worry – just make up your own outrageous spoilers to throw everyone off track. With tags like yuri, JRPG, and comedy, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter on this server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin!
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BurntLandWarsMC
come join our minecraft server, where the only thing getting lit is our epic builds, not you like rebecca cheptegei! our server is so hot, it’ll make you wanna set fire to your ex’s house too! with 75% more fun than other servers, you’ll be burning with excitement! join now and let the flames of creativity ignite your passion for gaming! just don’t let your boyfriend catch you playing, or you might end up like rebecca!