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Dezaki’s Blocky Adventures

Adventures, animation genius, animation masterpieces, animation style, animation techniques, Anime, anime history, anime industry, artistic vision, blocky, budget constraints, Creative Direction, Dezakis, Greatest anime, iconic anime, influential works, innovative storytelling, Osamu Dezaki, shoestring budget, slideshow animation, Visual Storytelling, visually stunning

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7052
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve managed to create the most epic virtual world on a shoestring budget! Our pixelated landscapes may look like they were put together by a toddler on a sugar high, but trust us, it’s all part of the charm.

Join us and witness the magic of blocky adventures that will leave you questioning reality. Our creations may be borderline slideshow tier, but hey, that just adds to the challenge, right? Who needs high-quality graphics when you can have a good laugh at our derpy mobs and glitchy terrain?

And just like that one guy who made amazing anime with questionable animation, we’ve somehow managed to make this Minecraft server one of the greatest ever. So come on in and see for yourself – you won’t be disappointed!

Girl Power Craft

Apology, Bad Luck, Craft, emotions, ex girlfriends, ex wife, Father, FLIRTED, fortune, ghosting, girl, hate, ignored, mid aged, Monsters, Mother, Narcissistic, power, rope, seen, single, sob story, Women

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	152
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	2518	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Votes:	7945	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and focus on building your own virtual paradise!

Join us and leave behind all the toxic relationships and heartbreaks. On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting ghosted or dealing with narcissistic monsters.

Build your dream world, mine for diamonds, and slay dragons with your new virtual friends who will never ignore your messages or leave you on seen.

Don’t rope yourself tonight, join our server and turn your bad luck into good fortune! Who needs real women when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

KraftyKrautCraft

German comprehension, German course, German culture, German education, German exercises, German fluency, German grammar, german language, German lessons, German practice, German pronunciation, German reading, German study abroad, German tutor, German vocabulary, German writing, German-speaking, KraftyKrautCraft, language learning, learn German, study German

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8988
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Villages Defended:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3927
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Join our Minecraft server and learn German in the most epic way possible! Our expert language teachers have created a virtual classroom where you can mine for vocabulary words, build grammar structures, and battle against other players in German-speaking mobs!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can travel back in time to ancient Germany and help defend the castle against invading hordes of umlaut-wielding warriors. Or, if you prefer a more peaceful approach, you can build your own German village and trade with other players for schnitzel and sauerkraut!

So why wait? Join our hilarious Minecraft server today and become a German-speaking master in no time! Prost! 🍻

Ass Grass & WeedwackeRyS Minecraft Server

ass, banter, CHEEKY, Clever, cleverness, COMEBACK, funny, GRASS, humor, JOKE, Minecraft, playful, pun, RETALIATION, Sass, Server, taunt, teasing, threat, weedwacker, WeedwackeRyS, Witty, wordplay

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8878
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Potions Brewed:	154	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Love Letters Sent:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where your ass is grass, and I’m the weedwackeRyS! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the CHAMPION of building giant statues of CHICKENS. Yes, you heard that right, CHICKENS! But wait, there’s more. Another player discovered a secret underground tunnel that led to a hidden treasure room filled with DIAMONDS and CAKE. And guess what? That player became the richest and most popular player on the server!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most intense PVP battles you’ll ever experience. Picture this: two players facing off in a EPIC duel on a floating island surrounded by lava, while riding on PIGS armed with DIAMOND SWORDS. It’s like something out of a FANTASY movie!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft community out there. Your ass is grass, and I’m the weedwackeRyS, baby!

Crafty SUVs: Where Even Pixels Drive in Style!

#Automotive, CAR, Crafty, DRIVE, drivers, funny, humor, internet culture, Perception, pixels, public opinion, satire, social commentary, social media, Stereotypes, Style, SUV, suvs, Transportation, tweet, Vehicle, viral

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7320
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	16	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	183	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Divine Spears Created:	23	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! If you don’t join, you’ll be missing out on the adventure of a lifetime.

Picture this: You log on to the server and immediately find yourself in a world filled with GIANT bollards blocking your path. But fear not, for these bollards are actually friendly creatures who will guide you on your journey to greatness.

As you explore further, you’ll come across FLYING pigs, RAINBOW sheep, and even a TALKING diamond sword named Sir Stabby. He’ll give you tips on how to conquer the land and defeat the evil Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons to your heart’s content. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ShadyCraft: Where the consequences are always LOL-worthy!

caught up, consequences, DIRTY, Disgusting, distribution, humans, impossible goods, lolworthy, low prices, low profile, shady business, ShadyCraft, successful chain, track, unreasonable

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4714
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mines Excavated:	2429	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Divine Spears Created:	27

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience the consequences of shady business practices firsthand! Join now for a chance to own your own chain of stores that sell impossible to obtain goods at low prices. But be warned, the dirty, disgusting hyumans may not be too happy about it!

Blocky Bigots and Rainbow Rascals Minecraft Server

anti-racist, Ascended, Based, Bigots, blocky, Degenerate, FAGGOT, Fags, fragile ego, Gay, Humanity, killing themselves, mental barrier, Minecraft, net negative, officially deemed, Proud, question.., racist, RAINBOW, Rascals, Server, Unsure, White

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7560
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Emeralds Found:	9268	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the gayest of players can avoid being deemed faggots! Join us for a wild ride of white, racist gay people trying to navigate their fragile egos while also realizing their existence is a net negative on humanity. But fear not, for on our server, they can be based enough to become racist and avoid the dreaded f-word label.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique and outrageous community of players who are on a quest to defy societal norms and expectations? Dive into a world where even the most unexpected twists and turns await you at every corner.

So come on, join us on this epic adventure where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself in the process. See you on the server!

PekoCraft: Where Pekomama rules and creepers drool

Admiration, adoration, Affection, attachment, care, CREEPERS, devotion, Drool, emotion, Enchantment, endearment, feeling, Fondness, infatuation, love, Obsession, Passion, PekoCraft, Pekomama, rules, sentiment, sentimentality, tenderness, warmth

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6623
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to worship the mighty Pekomama! Who is Pekomama, you ask? Well, legend has it that Pekomama is a giant chicken who roams the lands of Minecraft, blessing players with LEGENDARY loot and EPIC adventures.

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to embark on quests to find the rarest items in all of Minecraft, all while evading the wrath of the evil Chicken King who is jealous of Pekomama’s power. But fear not, for Pekomama will always protect those who are loyal to her!

Not convinced yet? How about this – every full moon, Pekomama herself descends from the heavens to host a massive dance party where players can show off their best dance moves and win AMAZING prizes. And rumor has it that if you impress Pekomama enough, she will grant you one wish!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the LEGEND of Pekomama! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty RPG Haters

bad for brain, bad for health, Combat, coombrainers, Crafty, DO NOT BUY, do not play, harem, hate thread, Haters, IMPOSSIBLE, Jrpg, obtuse char build systems, poorly written, press x, retarded, RPG, voice acted

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8465
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee that you will never turn into a “retarded coombrainer” like those JRPG players! Join us and avoid suffering through poorly written dialogue and voice acting while trying to start a harem (unless that’s your thing, no judgment here). Our server has obtuse char build systems that are actually fun to navigate, and combat that involves more than just pressing X. Say goodbye to JRPGs and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft!

Crafty Karen’s Crazy Minecraft Server

conspiracy theories, controversial topics, Crafty, crazy, current events, elected officials, extremism, Giddy, INSANE, Jews, Karens, lefty, Minecraft, online behavior, POL, Politics, russians, Server, social media, STRINGS, twitter, war funding, white women, wrong, WTF

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8913
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Holy Grails Found:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the war funding is flowing like lava and the Russians are causing more chaos than a creeper in a TNT shop! Join us if you want to see elected officials being puppeteered by Russians more than /pol/ thinks the Jews are behind everything. It’s a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories and explosive surprises. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other!