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Dick Trouble Minecraft Server

burning sensation, burning urination, dick, discomfort, genital discomfort, genital infection, genital issue, health concern, Medical advice, medical diagnosis, medical help, medical question, Minecraft, Pain, penis infection, penis problem, Server, sexual health, Trouble, urinary issue, urinary tract infection, Urology, uti, yeast infection

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4304
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Endless Night Skies:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee a little? Look no further, because our server is so hilarious, you’ll be questioning if you have a UTI or a yeast infection from laughing so hard!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, ridiculous challenges, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. And don’t worry, if it burns like hell when you piss or cum, that just means you’re having a blast on our server! So come on, join us and let the hilarity ensue. Just make sure to bring some extra underwear, because you’re gonna need it!

PeeBurnCraft

burning sensation, Communication, condoms, Conflict, crotch, discomfort, Doctor, family, husband, hygiene, Marriage, Medical advice, odour, parenting, PeeBurnCraft, personal hygiene, Pregnancy, pull out method, relationship, Upset, uti

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9533
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	549	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any smelly crotches like the one in this story! Our server is so fresh and clean, you’ll feel like you’re bathing in a field of flowers while playing.

Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where hygiene is a top priority. No more stinky husbands or uncomfortable conversations about UTIs here!

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have the best luck in finding diamonds. Some say our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that your mining adventures will be fruitful and odor-free.

So come on over and join us for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to shower before logging on – we have standards here!

EyeCraft: TRPV1 Trouble

burning sensation, chronic condition, corneal damage, corneal sensitivity, Dry Eye Disease, eye care, eye health, eye irritation, EyeCraft, inflammation, nerve fibers, ocular discomfort, ocular surface, ocular surface disorder, pain sensation, sensory neurons, tear evaporation, tear film stability, Tear Production, treatment options, Trouble, TRPV1

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4362
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Buildings Constructed:	43
Gods Slained:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41

hey u! ya u! u like minecraft? well u gotta join this server cuz it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows and creepers that explode into confetti!

we got a secret hidden treasure chest that’s guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes, but don’t worry, he’s friendly if u give him some seeds.

oh and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall and takes u to a land made entirely of candy? it’s like Willy Wonka’s factory but with more zombies.

also, if u join our server, u get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and can fly u to the moon for a picnic with aliens.

so what r u waiting for? come join the fun and adventure on our server! but watch out for the sneaky Endermen who like to steal your socks.

PixelPeePotionCraft

alcohol misuse, burning sensation, disinfectant, first aid, genital care, health, hygiene, Irritation, Medical, mens health, penis, PixelPeePotionCraft, rubbing alcohol, rubbing alcohol on genitals, rubbing alcohol on skin, rubbing alcohol safety, rubbing alcohol side effects, Sensitive skin, shaft, skin care, Treatment

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1069
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and maybe other things)? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even rubbing alcohol on your penis shaft won’t compare to the excitement you’ll feel when you join us.

Join us for insane adventures, like riding pigs into battle against a horde of angry chickens or building a castle made entirely of diamonds (because who needs stone when you can have bling?).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of talking creepers who only reveal themselves to the most skilled players. Will you be the chosen one?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride that will make rubbing alcohol on your penis shaft seem like child’s play.

HaniyehsAssassinMistake

Assassination, BETRAYAL, BODYGUARD, Conflict, Conspiracy, Espionage, gaza, Hamas, Haniyeh, HaniyehsAssassinMistake, i24NEWS, informant, intelligence, investigation, leaked info, MIDDLE EAST, political violence, Report, security breach, Terrorism, undercover

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5743
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Void Armor Forged:	18	Astral Projections Made:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2990

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting assassinated is your boredom! haniyeh’s bodyguard leaked some top secret info about our server that will blow your mind! we’ve got crazy battles, insane builds, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at! join now before the creepers get to you first!

MoonBioVault: Minecraft’s Lunar Backup

backup, Biodiversity, cells preservation, climate breakdown, conservation efforts, Dna, Environmental Protection, Experts, facility, genetic material, life on earth, Lunar, lunar biorepository, Minecrafts, Moon, MoonBioVault, preserved cells, Proposal, Safeguard, scientific research, scientists, space exploration, terrestrial events

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6684
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3590
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is literally out of this world? well, do i have the server for u! we got scientists and lunar biorepositories and all that fancy stuff.

imagine this: u mining ur diamonds and suddenly u get transported to the moon where u gotta fight off aliens to save the biodiversity of earth. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a regular day on our server!

we got preserved cells and DNA and all that jazz to make sure that even if earth goes kaboom, we still got life safe and sound on the moon. plus, who wouldn’t want to say they’re part of a server that’s literally saving the world?

so come join us, where the sky’s not the limit, cuz we’re going to the moon and beyond!

jesminemc.fun

Adventure, Claim, Community, Earth, Fun, gameplay, health, Heart, JesmineMC, Killer, killing, LifeSteal, Minecraft, ONLINE, Permanent, player, Players, PvP, Server, Unique, Victim

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8879
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5221	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

For those unaware, on Lifesteal servers, players can permanently claim health from others by killing them. For example, the killer will receive one permanent heart from the victim by killing another player. The victim is now permanently left with nine hearts, and the killer would now permanently have 11

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Surviving Bread with a side of PvP on Breadcraft – Let’s get toasty!

admin recruitment, admins, adult server, Bread, BreadCraft, Community, Crafters, Discord, finishing touches, Friends, Fun, Join, Lets, Minecraft, miners, multiplayer, New server, Play, PvP, Server, Side, smp, Summer, Survival, Surviving, Teams, Toasty

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9479
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Votes:	3996	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Void Gems Collected:	35	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	New Minecraft Server
Platform	PC
Discord	Join Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
When will the server open?	The server will open after summer, stay tuned for updates on our Discord.
What kind of server is this?	We aim to create an adult server for playing Minecraft with friends in teams.
Are you still looking for admins?	Yes, we are still looking for admins. Contact us on Discord if interested.

VoteCraft Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, Conspiracy, control, current events, Democracy, Disappearance, election, Government, investigation, leadership, MIA, Minecraft, missing in action, most voted for president, Mystery, Politics, power, Server, united states, Usa, VoteCraft, whereabouts

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	555
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	456
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
New Chunks Explored:	863517	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Join our Minecraft server and find out who is running the show in this wacky alternate reality where the president has gone missing! Will it be a group of sneaky creepers? A pack of mischievous villagers? Or maybe even a team of ruthless skeletons? Only one way to find out – come join us and uncover the mystery of who’s really in charge of the USA! Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a diamond-encrusted crown and a pet dragon named Fluffy. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join now!

BlockyBanter Minecraft SMP: African Adventure

Adventure, African, African diaspora, anti-Black sentiment, Bigotry, Black Lives Matter, BlockyBanter, civil rights movement, discrimination, Hate Speech, Minecraft, offensive language, racial discrimination, racial inequality, racial profiling, Racial segregation, racial slur, racial tension, racial violence, racism, smp, social injustice, systemic racism, White Supremacy, Xenophobia

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	425
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Votes:	7749
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Crops Grown:	7513	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and unleash your creativity! Why should you join our server? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a magical portal in the game that transported them to a land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and endless diamond ore. But beware, there are also mischievous leprechauns who will try to steal your loot! Join us if you dare to embark on this wild adventure and show those pesky leprechauns who’s boss. So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the fun begin!

SmileCraft SMP: Everyday Joy

cheerful moments, daily delights, daily happiness, everyday, everyday contentment, everyday happiness, everyday smiles, everyday smiles and laughter, feel-good moments, happiness in small things, happy thoughts, joy, little moments of joy, little things, moments of joy, positive moments, simple joys, simple pleasures, small gestures, small joys, small sources of joy, smilecraft, smp, tiny moments

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4304
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	29	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a mystical portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat too much, or you might turn into a gingerbread man!

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience a world like no other. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you?

ZombieCrafters Unite!

alternative transportation, communication devices, Community Building, emergency plans, escape routes, first aid, food storage, hiding spots, hygiene, Long-Term Sustainability, mental health, navigation, preparedness, self defense, strategy, Survival, teamwork, unite, water purification, weapons, zombie apocalypse, ZombieCrafters

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8312
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Alien Abductions:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Potions Brewed:	60
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to spice things up with a zombie apocalypse twist? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your undead survival needs.

Join us for the chance to test your skills in fending off hordes of zombies while building the ultimate fortress to protect yourself. But that’s not all – we’ve got secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot, hidden traps to catch unsuspecting players, and even a zombie petting zoo for those brave enough to tame the undead!

Forget about boring old survival mode, on our server you’ll be facing off against zombie bosses, navigating treacherous mazes filled with brain-hungry mobs, and even participating in epic zombie vs player battles. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Brain, rumored to grant the finder unlimited power (and maybe a few extra hearts).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our zombie apocalypse Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to survive the undead onslaught. Just remember – keep your sword sharp, your wits about you, and never, ever trust a zombie with a smile.

RedFlagRevenge

ayatollah, Conflict, Crisis, escalation, Geopolitics, iran, Iran-US Relations, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Politics, Qasem Soleimani, Raises, red flag, RedFlagRevenge, RETALIATION, Retribution, Revenge, Soleimani, Tensions, US, War

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2530
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Animals Bred:	131
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Yo, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft server where Iran is raising a red flag of revenge? Yeah, you heard me right! This server is lit AF with all the chaos and drama you could ever want in a virtual world.

Join us and witness epic battles between players dressed as Iranian soldiers and their enemies. Build your own bunker and defend it against airstrikes and missile attacks. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of action on any other server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground tunnel leading to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and gold. Will you be brave enough to explore it and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of Iran raising the red flag of revenge in Minecraft like never before! Let the madness begin!

GunControlCraft

Changes in Firearm Mortality, Firearm Legislation, Firearm Mortality, firearms, gun control, gun laws, gun regulations, Gun Violence, GunControlCraft, pattern, Permissive Policies, policy analysis, policy impact, Public Safety, Regulating Firearms, research, Restrictive Policies, second amendment, US State, US State Policies

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4099
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be shootin’ is arrows at creepers! our world is so safe, even the skeletons are friendly! with our crazy gun control policies, you’ll never have to worry about getting shot by another player. plus, our research shows that our server has 20% lower mortality rates than those other lame servers. so come on over and start building with us, because on our server, the only thing that’s gonna die is your boredom!