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Dick Trouble Minecraft Server

burning sensation, burning urination, dick, discomfort, genital discomfort, genital infection, genital issue, health concern, Medical advice, medical diagnosis, medical help, medical question, Minecraft, Pain, penis infection, penis problem, Server, sexual health, Trouble, urinary issue, urinary tract infection, Urology, uti, yeast infection

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2668
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Enchantments Applied:	212
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee a little? Look no further, because our server is so hilarious, you’ll be questioning if you have a UTI or a yeast infection from laughing so hard!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, ridiculous challenges, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. And don’t worry, if it burns like hell when you piss or cum, that just means you’re having a blast on our server! So come on, join us and let the hilarity ensue. Just make sure to bring some extra underwear, because you’re gonna need it!

PeeBurnCraft

burning sensation, Communication, condoms, Conflict, crotch, discomfort, Doctor, family, husband, hygiene, Marriage, Medical advice, odour, parenting, PeeBurnCraft, personal hygiene, Pregnancy, pull out method, relationship, Upset, uti

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1183
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any smelly crotches like the one in this story! Our server is so fresh and clean, you’ll feel like you’re bathing in a field of flowers while playing.

Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where hygiene is a top priority. No more stinky husbands or uncomfortable conversations about UTIs here!

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have the best luck in finding diamonds. Some say our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that your mining adventures will be fruitful and odor-free.

So come on over and join us for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to shower before logging on – we have standards here!

EyeCraft: TRPV1 Trouble

burning sensation, chronic condition, corneal damage, corneal sensitivity, Dry Eye Disease, eye care, eye health, eye irritation, EyeCraft, inflammation, nerve fibers, ocular discomfort, ocular surface, ocular surface disorder, pain sensation, sensory neurons, tear evaporation, tear film stability, Tear Production, treatment options, Trouble, TRPV1

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2205
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	219	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

hey u! ya u! u like minecraft? well u gotta join this server cuz it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows and creepers that explode into confetti!

we got a secret hidden treasure chest that’s guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes, but don’t worry, he’s friendly if u give him some seeds.

oh and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall and takes u to a land made entirely of candy? it’s like Willy Wonka’s factory but with more zombies.

also, if u join our server, u get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and can fly u to the moon for a picnic with aliens.

so what r u waiting for? come join the fun and adventure on our server! but watch out for the sneaky Endermen who like to steal your socks.

PixelPeePotionCraft

alcohol misuse, burning sensation, disinfectant, first aid, genital care, health, hygiene, Irritation, Medical, mens health, penis, PixelPeePotionCraft, rubbing alcohol, rubbing alcohol on genitals, rubbing alcohol on skin, rubbing alcohol safety, rubbing alcohol side effects, Sensitive skin, shaft, skin care, Treatment

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5462
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and maybe other things)? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even rubbing alcohol on your penis shaft won’t compare to the excitement you’ll feel when you join us.

Join us for insane adventures, like riding pigs into battle against a horde of angry chickens or building a castle made entirely of diamonds (because who needs stone when you can have bling?).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of talking creepers who only reveal themselves to the most skilled players. Will you be the chosen one?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride that will make rubbing alcohol on your penis shaft seem like child’s play.

DroneCraft Server: Ukraine vs Russia

aggression, airspace, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, drone attacks, DroneCraft, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Invasion, Military, Military operations, military tactics, RETALIATION, russia, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Technology, Ukraine, War

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2306
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Farms Harvested:	851
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Yo, listen up fam! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine straight up be repelling Russia’s drone attacks like it’s no biggie? I’m talking about some next level PvP action, where you gotta defend your base from enemy drones while building up your own epic fortress. Join now and show Putin who’s boss in this virtual battlefield! Plus, we got custom weapons and armor that will make you feel like a total badass. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s show those drones who’s boss!

CraftingKhamenei’sRevenge

Assassination, ayatollah, Conflict, CraftingKhameneisRevenge, gaza, Hamas, international relations, iran, Islamic Republic, Israel, Khamenei, killing, MIDDLE EAST, Palestinian, political chief, resistance movement, RETALIATION, Revenge, supreme leader, Tensions, WTOP News

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9303
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than Iran and Israel combined! our supreme leader Khamenei is always plotting revenge against our enemies, just like in the news! except instead of political chiefs, we have creeper chiefs blowing up everything in sight! it’s a wild ride filled with explosions, alliances, and secret plots. join now for a chance to be the next leader of our crazy minecraft world!

VesselVortexCraft

3D maps, blood vessel degeneration, brain health, brain mapping, brain regions, degenerative disorders, high resolution, Insights, Link, medical imaging, medical technology, mouse brain, mouse models, neurodegenerative diseases, neuroscience, research, scientific discovery, vascular system, vasculature, VesselVortexCraft, Vulnerability

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	388
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Votes:	8750
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	515568
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Alien Abductions:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where we have high-res 3D maps that show where the mice brains are getting messed up by blood vessels! like, who knew mice brains were so fragile, right? but don’t worry, we got insights into all that vasculature stuff and how it’s connected to diseases that mess up your brain. it’s like a whole science experiment in minecraft, but way more fun! so come on and join us, because where else can you explore the mysteries of mouse brains while building a sweet castle? let’s get weird!

BlockWorkz Network

Creative, Economy, Factions, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Factions SkyBlock Creative PvP Building Exploration Imagination Rewards Voting Packages Enhancements Multiplayer Adventure Community Economy Plugins Mini-games Quests Events

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4600
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Crops Grown:	4596
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Enchantments Applied:	296	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Welcome to Blockworkz Network!

Choose from four exciting gamemodes: Factions: Dominate in PvP battles. SkyBlock: Expand your island. Survival: Explore and build. Creative: Unleash your imagination. Daily Voting Rewards: Earn rewards by voting daily. Epic Store Packages: Enhance your gameplay.

Join Blockworkz Network today! Server IP: play.blockworkz.net Website: www.blockworkz.net See you in the game!

mcservers.blockworkz.net:25703

Dragonicraft – Where dragons roam free and players pay the toll with their dignity!

Adults, authentic, Builds, Chill, Community, Datapacks, dignity, Discord, Dragonicraft, dragons, Expansions, Farms, Features, free, Friendly, minecraft server, multiplayer, Pay, Players, Plugins, Projects, quality of life, respectful, roam, Semi Vanilla, Survival, Toll, Updates, world border

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6103
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Villages Defended:	8

Draconicraft SMP Server

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Platform	Java
Age Requirement	18+
Whitelist	Yes
Version	1.21

Overview

Draconicraft is a community-focused Minecraft server where players can enjoy an authentic survival experience with additional plugins and datapacks for quality of life improvements and fun extras. The world expands with each Minecraft update, allowing players to work on builds and farms with the community without the fear of resets.

Join our Discord server and fill out an application form to get started: https://discord.gg/QjqKmjsEQr

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Draconicraft SMP?	Draconicraft is a community-focused Minecraft server with a semi-vanilla experience, where the world expands with each update.
Is there an age requirement?	Yes, players must be 18 or older to join.
What plugins and datapacks are used?	Some of the datapacks include Anti Ender Dragon Grief, Player Head Drops, and Multiplayer Sleep.
Can players communicate in different languages?	English is encouraged for public chat, but players can use any language in voice chat as long as they are respectful.
How can I join Draconicraft SMP?	Join the Discord server and fill out an application form to get whitelisted.

Fingolian Fails Minecraft Server

cinnamon, CORRECTNESS, discrimination, ethnicity, Eugenica, faces, Fails, Fingolian, Fingolians, hatred, Hitler’s Eugenics, inferiority complex, Minecraft, nationalism, Obsession, Racial Grounds, racism, russians, Server, skulls, slavs, Stereotypes, White, White Supremacy

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6692
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Fingolians who are obsessed with Hitler’s Eugenica and the “correctness” of skulls and faces! Join us as we try to prove that Russians are actually “cinnamon” and not white – talk about a spicy debate! Plus, we have a special section for those with an inferiority complex, so you’ll fit right in. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most outrageous and insane Minecraft server out there!

WarCraftMinecraft SMP – >will go to war with Iran

Conflict, Decision making, election, escalation, foreign policy, global tensions, Goyim, gtwill, international relations, iran, kamala, military intervention, Politics, potential conflict, russia, smp, trump, united states, Vote, War, war with Iran, War with Russia, WarCraftMinecraft, world affairs

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2657
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us and choose your side in the epic battle between Trump and Kamala. Will you fight alongside Trump as he takes on Iran with nothing but a pickaxe and some dirt blocks? Or will you join Kamala as she declares war on Russia armed only with a stack of rotten flesh and a wooden sword?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is lurking in the shadows, ready to strike at any moment. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, choose your side wisely, because in this world, anything can happen.

AlbumRater 10/10 | Minecraft SMP

album rankings, album ratings, album recommendations, Album review, album suggestions, AlbumRater, best albums, FAVORITE ALBUMS, Minecraft, music analysis, music critique, music discussion, music opinions, music ratings, music recommendation, music reviews, music suggestions, must listen albums, perfect albums, perfect score, smp, top albums of all time, top rated albums

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	286
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	2628
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the diamond pickaxe of SMPs – shiny, powerful, and ready to mine some serious fun!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where building epic structures is just the beginning. We have crazy events like Creeper Karaoke Night, where players have to sing their favorite songs while dodging exploding creepers. Trust us, it’s a blast!

Plus, our server is home to the legendary Album of Awesomeness, rumored to be a 10/10 masterpiece that brings good luck to anyone who listens to it while playing. Some say it even grants players the ability to fly in-game (Disclaimer: results may vary).

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might just discover the secret of the Album of Awesomeness and become a legend in your own right!

CraftyMinerz: Not just digging holes all day!

annoyance, Assumptions, career, CraftyMinerz, Day, Digging, employment, false assumptions., false beliefs, frustrating, Frustration, Holes, Irritation, Job, Job stereotypes, misconceptions, misjudgment, misunderstanding, occupation, preconceived notions, PROFESSIONAL, Stereotypes, work, work life

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5637
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Emeralds Found:	6127
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85

Are you tired of people assuming that being a Minecraft server owner is just a walk in the park? Well, on our server, you’ll have the chance to prove them wrong and show off your mad skills in managing a virtual world full of chaos and craziness!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while trying to build the tallest tower made entirely out of diamond blocks. Or how about participating in our weekly llama racing competition, where the fastest llama wins a lifetime supply of golden carrots?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon slaying club, where members gather to defeat the dragon using nothing but fishing rods and snowballs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare artifacts.

So why wait? Join our server today and show the world that being a Minecraft server owner is anything but boring!

GazpromGrief Minecraft Server

Company, Competition, Crisis, Decrease, Doubled, Economic, ENERGY, Financial, gas, gazprom, GazpromGrief, Global, Impact, Industry, Losses, market, Minecraft, Oil, profit, Revenue, Russian, sanctions, Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	428
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	8362
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Farms Harvested:	412	Divine Spears Created:	10
Runes Activated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? there’s this epic Minecraft server that is so lit, you won’t even believe it. like, you know how Gazprom’s losses almost doubled? well, on this server, you can make all the diamonds you want and never have to worry about losses, bro.

join this server and you’ll be like a Minecraft wizard, casting spells and building insane structures that will make everyone else jealous. plus, there’s this secret underground cave filled with treasure that only the bravest players can find.

trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the fun and craziness on this server. join now and let the Minecraft madness begin!