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Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 4186 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 4296 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
Reasons to join: – We have a balloon popping mini-game where you can relive the trauma of your dad popping all your hard work. – Our cake selection is top-notch, but don’t worry, we won’t force feed you chocolate cake against your will. Choose your slice wisely! – Need some extra cash? Just watch out for your mom trying to take back the birthday money she gave you. It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there. – Enjoy some family drama? Our server is full of it! Witness arguments over gifts, silent treatments, and even a sprinkle of name-calling. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form.
So come join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and absurdity. Who needs a boring birthday party when you can have all this excitement in Minecraft?