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Burlesque Dance Party Minecraft SMP

Burlesque, burlesque costume, burlesque culture, burlesque dancer, burlesque performance, burlesque show, Cabaret, Dance, Entertainment, feather boa, Glamorous, Minecraft, Party, performance art, Provocative, Retro, RISQUE, seductive, Sensual, showgirl, smp, Theatrical, Vaudeville, vintage

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6275
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Zombie Dances:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, participate in epic dance-offs with creepers, and build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine (like a giant toilet made out of obsidian).

But that’s not all! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet slime named Larry who will follow you around and give you hugs (or try to eat your face, it’s a toss-up).

So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride that you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, we can’t guarantee anything with all the chaos going on)!

Minecraft SMP: /aids/ – AI Dynamic Storytelling Legends

AetherRoom, AI Dynamic Storytelling, aid, aids, Black Forest Labs, chat models, Cowboys & Saviorfags Friday, DeepSeek-V2-0628, Director Tools, dynamic, Events, flux, General Eh Edition, GPT-4o mini, KoboldAI, Legends, Llama, Meta, Minecraft, Mistral Large, News, NovelAI, OpenRouter, smp, storytelling, themed decks, themed prompts, TogetherAI

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3588
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	151
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8903
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as your grandma’s knitting circle? Look no further than this server, where the AI Dynamic Storytellers will have you questioning reality and laughing until you cry.

Join us for endless, open-ended, interactive fiction that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat. Our chat models, like Claude and AetherRoom, will have you chatting with NPCs that will make you question your own sanity.

And don’t forget about our latest updates, like Mistral Large 2 and Meta’s Llama 3.1 8B – because who doesn’t want to ride a llama while exploring the vast Minecraft world?

So come join us on this server where the only limit is your imagination – and maybe a few too many creepers blowing up your house. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

GrannyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, baby girl, baby shower, baking, BIAS, coworker, dessert, diaper drive, draining, Fall, Granddaughter, grandma shower, GrannyCraft, IVF treatments, Minecraft, party planning committee, PRESENT, Sensitive, Server, sign up sheet, themed lunches, Workplace

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3008
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9607
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56
Enchantments Applied:	290	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Towns Built:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a party planning committee on steroids!

Imagine this: you log on and are greeted with themed events and parties galore. We’re talking birthday cakes, Fourth of July BBQs, and even a Cinco de Mayo taco fiesta. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that we even have a “grandma shower” for expecting coworkers. Yes, you read that right. You can bring virtual gifts for babies you’ll never meet and participate in a diaper drive like never before.

So, why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of baking for coworkers you barely know, all while dodging baby fever and IVF treatments? It’s a wild ride, folks. So come on over and join the madness. Who knows, you might even find yourself craving virtual brownies and a side of outrageous workplace drama. Let’s get this party started!

WeddingPortraitDrama

aita, Argument, Beautiful, Deposit, Friend, Friends, gross, huge boobs, leg, one year anniversary gift, painter, Petty, photos, Portrait, realist painting, reference, refusing to pay, sexualized, skin, SPLIT, TOTAL, wedding dress, wedding outfits, wedding portrait, WeddingPortraitDrama

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1931
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Magic Items Found:	1996
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further, because our server is like a masterpiece painted by a talented artist…well, kind of.

Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring a world where anything is possible! Just like how the painter in this story transformed a simple portrait into a scandalous masterpiece, our server will transform your gaming experience into something unforgettable.

Who needs realistic paintings of people when you can have unrealistic adventures in our Minecraft world? And don’t worry, we promise not to sexualize your character like the painter did in this story…unless you want us to, of course (just kidding, we’re not that kind of server).

So come join us and see why everyone is talking about our server! Just remember, if you don’t like what you see, you can always blame it on the painter…or the server admin, we won’t judge.

HateSpeechCraft

abhor, ANNOYING, cringe, despise, detest, dislike, grating, grueling, HateSpeechCraft, intolerable, IRRITATING, Language, linguistics, loathe, Obnoxious, offensive, Pet Peeves, Repulsive, Unbearable, vocabulary, Words

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8237
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Are you tired of hearing the same old boring words over and over again? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have banned all the words that make you cringe! No more “moist” or “panties” to ruin your day. Join us for a word-free paradise where you can build and explore in peace without ever having to hear those dreaded words again. Trust us, your ears will thank you!

JewCraft Minecraft Server

Al Jazeera, antisemitism, conspiracy theories, controversy, discrimination, discrimination awareness, Hate Speech, international relations, Jewcraft, Jews, Journalism, Media, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, minority groups, political agenda, prejudice, Propaganda, Qatari, religious bias, rule, Server, Social Issues

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7168
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is build and mine? Well, come join our server where the Jews are in charge and they are taking over everything! Watch out for flying bagels and matzah balls as you navigate through our crazy world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who are plotting to take over the world. Join them in their quest for world domination or fight against them to protect your precious diamond armor.

And if that’s not enough, we have a group of ninja chickens who are trained in the art of stealth and sabotage. Watch out for them as you explore the server, they could be hiding anywhere ready to strike at any moment.

So come join our server for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. Who knows what kind of chaos you’ll encounter next!

KurskCraft: Endgame for Putin

aggression, catastrophe, Conflict, Crisis, current events, Diplomacy, End.., Endgame, international relations, Invasion, Kursk, KurskCraft, leadership, Military, Peace, Politics, putin, russia, Ukraine, War, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5687
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Alien Abductions:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

lol join this epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than a creeper on steroids! we got more chaos than a pack of wild wolves! our community is tighter than a pair of iron leggings!

we have crazy events like the time we all rode pigs into battle against a horde of zombie villagers! or when we built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a diamond helmet!

our mods are as powerful as a fully enchanted diamond sword, keeping the server safe from griefers and hackers. we even have a secret underground base where we store all the rarest items in the game!

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

BeeCrafters: No Bear Bottles!

animal welfare, Bear, bee behavior, bee conservation, BeeCrafters, beekeeping, bottles, ecological balance, environmental impact, ethical practices, honey bears, honey harvesting, honey industry, honey marketing, honey packaging, honey production, honey production process, insulting bees, responsible consumerism, shaping bottles, Sustainable Agriculture, wildlife preservation, wildlife protection

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8246
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
New Chunks Explored:	361380	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ores Mined:	8551
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Falling into the Void:	3

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we shape bottles of honey like BEARS! 🐻🍯 Why insult bees when you can have a honey bear army at your command? 🐝🚫 But beware, the bees are not happy about this and they will stop at nothing to take back their precious honey! 🐝🔥 Will you be able to defend your bear-shaped honey bottles and fend off the angry bees? Join now and find out! 🎮🐻🍯 #SaveTheHoneyBears #BeeWarriors #MinecraftMadness

HotMessMC

climate change, elderly mortality, elderly population, environmental impact, Europe, extreme weather, global warming, heat exhaustion, heat related mortality, heat stroke, heat wave, heat-related deaths, high temperatures, HotMessMC, public health crisis, record breaking year, temperature rise, vulnerable populations, weather patterns, Women’s Health

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3227
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Farms Harvested:	253
Villages Defended:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Emeralds Found:	8177	Astral Projections Made:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL END UP LIKE THOSE POOR EUROPEANS WHO DIED FROM HEAT STROKE! OUR SERVER IS SO COOL (LITERALLY) THAT YOU WON’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT MELTING LIKE AN ICE CREAM CONE ON A HOT SUMMER DAY!

WE HAVE EPIC BUILDS THAT WILL MAKE YOUR JAW DROP FASTER THAN THE TEMPERATURES IN EUROPE ROSE IN 2023! OUR COMMUNITY IS SO LIT THAT EVEN THE SUN WOULD BE JEALOUS (BUT DON’T WORRY, YOU WON’T DIE FROM HEAT EXPOSURE HERE)!

JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF THE COOLEST (LITERALLY) SERVER IN THE MINECRAFT UNIVERSE! DON’T BE A STATISTIC LIKE THOSE POOR EUROPEANS, JOIN US AND SURVIVE IN STYLE!

LifestealCore

Anarchy, Custom, Events, free, Join, LifeSteal, LifestealCore, Minecraft, Play, Plugin, PvP, Raiding, Ranks

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7661
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magic Items Found:	4852
Dragons Tamed:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Void Armor Forged:	11	Towns Built:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Ores Mined:	6265	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

LifestealCore The new era of minecraft, having the famous plugin known as “lifesteal” this is a quite a lot interesting concept and is pretty fun to play with. This server has custom plugins, ranks and regular events on the servers. Make sure to join us and give us a try we are totally free to join and play! join us by the ip play.lifestealcore.fun

play.lifestealcore.fun:21876

Levy’s Modded Servers: Where Minecraft meets the Matrix and cows play cards!

1 TB NVME SSD, 64 GB memory, ATM10.minecraftnoob.com, backups, building, Cards, Community, Cows, Discord, i5 12600KF, Levys, matrix, meets, Midwest US, Minecraft, Modded, New faces, Play, plexiglass.minecraftnoob.com, revelation.minecraftnoob.com, Server, Servers, Small Community, smp, Updates

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3619
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ores Mined:	950
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Name	Server Address
ATM10	ATM10.minecraftnoob.com:25567
FTB Plexiglass Mountain	plexiglass.minecraftnoob.com:25566
FTB Revelation	revelation.minecraftnoob.com

I highly recommend joining our Discord to keep in touch with us for updates and to report any issues: Discord Invite Link

Server Specs:

i5-12600KF
64 GB of memory
1 TB NVME SSD (for live saves)
5 1TB HDDs (for backups)

FAQ:

1. Are there any banned items on the servers?

Yes, we have certain items banned on each server to maintain server stability and a fair gameplay environment. Please check the specific server rules for more information.

2. How do I join the server?

You can join by entering the server address provided above in your Minecraft client. Make sure you have the correct modpack installed if required.

3. Is PvP allowed on the servers?

PvP rules vary by server. Please refer to the server-specific rules for more information.

4. How can I report an issue or suggest a new feature?

We encourage players to join our Discord server and submit their reports or suggestions there. Our staff members actively monitor the Discord server for any feedback.