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Burlesque Dance Party Minecraft SMP

Burlesque, burlesque costume, burlesque culture, burlesque dancer, burlesque performance, burlesque show, Cabaret, Dance, Entertainment, feather boa, Glamorous, Minecraft, Party, performance art, Provocative, Retro, RISQUE, seductive, Sensual, showgirl, smp, Theatrical, Vaudeville, vintage

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5957
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, participate in epic dance-offs with creepers, and build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine (like a giant toilet made out of obsidian).

But that’s not all! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet slime named Larry who will follow you around and give you hugs (or try to eat your face, it’s a toss-up).

So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride that you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, we can’t guarantee anything with all the chaos going on)!

HouseParty Minecraft Server

Affair, Airbnb, apartment search, Blame, co parenting, Communication, commuting, custody, DAUGHTER, Divorce, emotional manipulation, family, Flat, Guilt, houseparty, Marriage, Minecraft, moving out, parenting, relationship, selfish behavior, separation, Server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4851
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	498
Falling into the Void:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	New Chunks Explored:	807684
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

So, you’re looking for a new place to escape the drama and chaos of real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, like that time my wife ran off to an Airbnb and demanded a divorce because I wouldn’t move out of the house fast enough for her liking. Who needs that kind of negativity when you can be building epic castles and battling creepers instead?

Forget about commuting drama and guilt trips, on our server, the only thing you’ll be commuting to is the nearest village to trade with villagers for rare items. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about someone stealing your diamonds or griefing your builds.

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life troubles at the door. Who needs a wife when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

ResearchRookie

Communication, Conflict, Curiosity, disagreement, education, growth, Improvement, knowledge, learning, Marriage, misunderstanding, Open-mindedness, relationship, research, ResearchRookie, Respect, self improvement, Trust, trust issues, Understanding, validation

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1460
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can expand your knowledge base without getting in trouble with your wife? Look no further! Join our server where questioning everything is not only allowed, but encouraged!

We have a community of players who love to fact-check and research everything, from the best mining techniques to the history of creepers. Our server is the perfect place to satisfy your curiosity and learn new things, all while dodging the wrath of your significant other.

So come join us and never feel guilty about googling again! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they’ll make your wife forget all about your research habits.

AquaAlchemy Minecraft SMP

Ability, AquaAlchemy, Choice, decision, desire, dream, drink, FANTASY, fantasy drink, imagination, Magic, magical drink, Minecraft, option, power, Preference, selection, smp, Supernatural, transformation, Water, wish drink, wish fulfillment

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7949
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Endless Night Skies:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because like, you can turn water into ANY drink you want! Like, imagine just sippin’ on a potion of swiftness or a milkshake whenever you want. It’s like magic, but in Minecraft!

And get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the legendary players hang out. They have a pet dragon that breathes fire made of diamonds and they ride around on flying pigs. It’s like a dream come true, but in blocky form.

Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Enderman. I heard someone wished for a house made entirely of cake and it actually came true!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the possibilities are endless and the laughs never stop. Just remember, always bring your sense of humor and a stack of golden carrots for good luck. Let’s do this, gamers! 🤪🎮🐷🔥

BlockBinge

addiction, addictive behavior, addictive habits, addictive patterns, addictive personality, addictive tendencies, Behavior, BlockBinge, compulsion, cravings, dependence, fixations, guilty pleasures, habits, impulse control, indulgence, Obsession, substance abuse, vices

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4621
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Towns Built:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Runes Activated:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Are you addicted to building pixelated masterpieces? Do you find yourself dreaming in blocks and creepers? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a secret potion that will make your builds 10 times more epic and your diamonds sparkle like disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to epic build battles. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the addiction begin!

PutinAndHangs Minecraft Server

activism, authoritarianism, Censorship, civil liberties, Duma speaker, free speech, government oppression, hanged, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, injustice, jailed, Legal System, man, Minecraft, Political Criticism, political dissent, protest, putin, PutinAndHangs, russia, Russian, Server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2748
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Crops Grown:	2985
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

so, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even a russian man got jailed for talkin bout it! he said da duma speaker should be ‘hanged right after putin’ cuz dis server is so dope, it got dem politicians shakin in their boots! join now and u might end up in jail too for bein too obsessed with dis epic minecraft world. trust me, it’s worth it. #minecraftgoals #russianscandal

GreenlandCraft: Trump’s Shopping Spree!

Arctic, buy Greenland, Canada, controversial proposal., denmark, diplomatic relations, economic opportunity, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Investment, Négotiation, North America, panama canal, Politics, shopping, spree, strategic interests, territorial acquisition, territorial expansion, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3891
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Divine Spears Created:	18	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE TRUMP TRYNA BUY GREENLAND BUT INSTEAD WE GONNA BUY CANADA AND THE PANAMA CANAL HAHAHA. JOIN US IF U WANNA BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST LAND DEALS IN MINECRAFT HISTORY. BUILD YOUR OWN WALLS AND MAKE DEALS WITH OTHER PLAYERS TO TAKE OVER THE WHOLE MAP. WHO NEEDS GREENLAND WHEN U CAN HAVE CANADA, AMIRITE? COME JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!

Sibling Rivalry Rescue

Behavior, birth order, birth order debate, birth order differences, birth order effects, birth order impact, birth order research, birth order study, cooperation, family dynamics, middle child syndrome, Middle children, personality traits, Psychology, rescue, research, Rivalry, sibling, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, Siblings, study

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	147
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Void Armor Forged:	25
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	452	Endless Legions Commanded:	45

so, like, u know how middle children always get the short end of the stick? well, not on our server, bro! we LOVE middle children here, they’re like the unsung heroes of the family, always keepin’ the peace and stuff. join our server and be treated like the royalty u are, middle child! plus, we did a study and found out that middle children are more cooperative than their siblings, so, like, u know it’s gonna be a chill vibe on our server. come join the fun and be part of the middle child revolution!

CookieCraft SMP

active community, bedrock, CookieCraft, Discord, discord invite, End Reset, Friendly staff, Giveaways, Holiday Celebrations, java, Land Claim, Mini Games, new management, new players, No Whitelist, Play, server currency, Server Events, smooth experience, smp, Survival, Teleport

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3014
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Star Shards Collected:	134	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

CookieCraft SMP Overview

Type	Semi-Vanilla Survival
Version	1.21.1
Features	Active community, player shops, land claim system, Discord, server events, and more!
Join Java	play.cookiecraftsmp.com
Join Bedrock	bedrock.cookiecraftsmp.com:25565
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/SSr7ZjwJk7

FAQ

Q: Is there a whitelist to join the server?

A: No, there is no whitelist. You can join the server directly.

Q: Are there any server events?

A: Yes, there are server events including giveaways, holiday celebrations, mini games, and more.

Q: Can I use /rtp to find a building spot?

A: Yes, all players can use /rtp to find their perfect building spot.

Q: Is there a player economy on the server?

A: Yes, there are player shops and a custom server currency to buy items.

Q: How often is the End reset?

A: The End is reset monthly, providing new end cities and chances to get the dragon egg.

Electro Storm 1.21.3

1.21.3, balloon based nuclear devices, Camp Grip FOB, Canada, Chiang Li, Christopher Wray, CNASR leaks, CPC, critical infrastructure, cyber attack, DHS, Electric Rain, electro, fbi, ground operations, Mexico border, Nathanial Sergio, northern california, Papago Farms FOB, physical sabotage, power grid, rogue actors, Smartmatic election software, Storm, trump, USA phone systems, Volt Typhoon, Whistleblower

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	875
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	21
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about reality!

>Electric Rain has nothing on our Volt Typhoon, where you can unleash cyber attacks and physical sabotage on our virtual infrastructure!

>FBI and DHS are compromised? Perfect, join us and become a rogue actor within our government working with the CPC!

>Christopher Wray is complicit? Who cares! We have Trump on our side, fighting against the CPC and making sure he doesn’t regain the presidency!

>Watch out for leaks/info about a mysterious package coming over the Mexico border in August – it’s going to be lit!

>Tunnels leading to Papago Farms FOB and Camp Grip FOB? We’ve got those too, along with ground operations entering through Canada and possibly northern California!

Archived whistleblower threads? More like archived fun times waiting for you on our server! Join now and let the chaos begin!

i listen in english Minecraft SMP

anglos, blockquotepi, cognitive processes, Colonization, Communication, Conquer, cultural assimilation, cultural influence, English, english chatting, English language, english listening, english reading, english thinking, english watching, imperialism, language dominance, language learning, linguistic imperialism, Listen, Media consumption, mental colonization, mind control, Minecraft, SMPpblockquote

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7886
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Villages Defended:	19
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	24
Dragon Scales Harvested:	420	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Are you tired of being brainwashed by the anglos? Join our Minecraft SMP where we speak a made-up language that only true intellectuals can understand. We have secret meetings where we plot to overthrow the English language and take back our minds. Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who wears a top hat and monocle. Join us for a wild ride of linguistic rebellion and llama antics!