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Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 4353 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 | Treasure Maps Found: | 12 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, participate in epic dance-offs with creepers, and build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine (like a giant toilet made out of obsidian).
But that’s not all! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet slime named Larry who will follow you around and give you hugs (or try to eat your face, it’s a toss-up).
So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride that you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, we can’t guarantee anything with all the chaos going on)!