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BurkinaFaso600 – Double the Fun!

600 dead, Africa, African nations, Burkina Faso, BurkinaFaso600, Conflict, Crisis, death toll, double, extremism, French security assessment, Fun, global security, humanitarian crisis, international news, massacre, massacre victims, military intervention, political instability, security threat, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5998
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	22
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	2

come join our minecraft server, where the only thing getting massacred is creepers and zombies! we have so many players that the death toll is higher than in Burkina Faso! French security assessment says we have double the fun and double the chaos! join now and be part of the madness! our server is so lit, it’s like a war zone but with blocks and pickaxes! so grab your sword and get ready to slay some pixels!

Speed Test Thread Minecraft SMP

#datamining, Broadband, Country, data, data analysis, discussion, forum, internet, Minecraft, Network, ONLINE, Pacific Northwest, Paying, payment, PNW USA, smp, SPEED, speed test, speed test thread, Technology, test, Thread, Usa

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5113
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Crops Grown:	4201
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as slow as a turtle stuck in molasses? Well, look no further because our server is so fast, it’ll make your head spin faster than a tornado in a hurricane! Join us and experience the thrill of lightning-speed gameplay that will leave you questioning if you’ve accidentally entered the Matrix.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is located in the mystical land of PNW USA, where unicorns roam free and diamonds grow on trees. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical leprechaun who lives in a mushroom hut. Want to fly like a bird? Done. Want to swim in a pool of lava without getting burned? Easy peasy. Want a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Well, that might be pushing it, but hey, it’s worth a shot!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

SisterSplit Minecraft Server

age gap, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dungeons & dragons, emotional cheating, family, forgiveness, friendship, Honesty, Intimacy, loyalty, mental health, Minecraft, Polyamory, relationships, Server, SisterSplit, Stability, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9485
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	17	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mines Excavated:	1735	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s sister and her ex-boyfriend.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets and navigating complicated relationships, all while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here in our server?

So come on in and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen – and it usually does!

LavaWatchersMC

anger, Apology, BETRAYAL, burns, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emergency response, emotional distress, Emotional support, Explanation, family dynamics, Fire Accident, friendship, hospitalization, LavaWatchersMC, maternal instinct, misunderstanding, physical injury, self-care, social media drama

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2995
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Runes Activated:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23

Join our Minecraft server for the most intense and fiery gameplay experience ever! Just like the time Dave accidentally set himself on fire while making lunch, things can get pretty heated on our server.

We promise insane moments like when I tackled Dave to put out the flames, or when Jessie just sat there screaming while chaos ensued. And don’t worry, we won’t forget the baby – even though Jessie did in her social media post.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with drama, burns, and questionable decision-making. Who knows, you might even find yourself body slamming your friends in-game! Just remember, no matter what happens, it’s all in good fun on our server.

Sun Probe Adventures

Adventures, Astronomy, closest approach, heliosphere, NASA, Parker Solar Probe, Probe, scientific research, solar atmosphere, solar corona, solar data, solar heat, solar mission, solar radiation, solar science, solar study, solar system, solar technology, solar wind, space exploration, spacecraft, Sun

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3898
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Astral Projections Made:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	13

yo, dis server be lit like da sun, but not as hot cuz we ain’t tryna melt yo blocky characters. we got space ships flyin’ around like NASA’s Parker Solar Probe, tryna get as close to da sun as possible without burnin’ up. join dis server if you wanna be part of da craziest space adventure in Minecraft history. we got aliens, we got laser guns, we even got a secret moon base where we plan our next attack on da creepers. so come join us and let’s explore da final frontier together, one block at a time. #minecraftmadness #outerspacefun #sunburntbutstillcool

Free Mind Oasis 1.21

avoid caring, Content Creation, fear of judgment, free, intimidated, Mind, Oasis, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-conscious, self-doubt, self-perception, Shy.., social anxiety, Tips

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8947
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Gods Slained:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	781

Join our Minecraft server and escape reality with us! We don’t judge, we just build and have fun! Plus, who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who don’t know your cringy past? Let’s all pretend to be pretty together in the pixelated world of Minecraft! Come join us and leave your worries behind!

Why am I supposed to like Minecraft SMP Hitler/ Nazis again?

Adolf Hitler, anti-semitism, authoritarianism, Dictatorship, fascism, Genocide, Hate Speech, Historical revisionism, History, hitler, Holocaust, Minecraft, Nazi Germany, Nazis, political extremism, Propaganda, smp, supposed, totalitarianism, War Crimes, White Supremacy, world war II, Xenophobia

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8129
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so epic that even Hitler himself would want to join (if he wasn’t, you know, dead). Imagine building a secret underground base with your friends, only to have it invaded by a horde of zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas. Or participating in a massive PvP battle where the only weapons allowed are giant rubber chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of evil llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember, things may get a little weird, but that’s all part of the fun!

ArtilleryCraft Minecraft Server

2025, arms manufacturing, artillery shells, ArtilleryCraft, defense budget, defense capabilities, Defense Commissioner, defense industry, defense news, defense policy, defense procurement, defense strategy, EU, european union, Media, Military, military technology, Minecraft, News, production, SECURITY, Server, weapons

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9783
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

lol join our minecraft server cuz we gonna make 2 million artillery shells in 2025. yep, u heard that right. we gonna be the most protected server out there. ain’t no creepers gonna mess with us when we got that kinda firepower. plus, our defense commissioner is a total badass. he once took down a whole army of skeletons with just a wooden sword. true story. so come join us and be part of the most epic defense team in minecraft history. let’s blow stuff up and protect our turf like never before. #artilleryshellpower #minecraftdefensecommissioner #creeperproofserver

PopeCraft: Holy Hypocrisy

arm Ukraine, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic silence, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, geopolitical tensions, global security, HOLY, humanitarian crisis, Hypocrisy, hypocritical, international relations, military support, peace negotiations, political hypocrisy, pope francis, PopeCraft, religious leader, russian aggression, Russian terror, ukraine conflict, Vatican diplomacy, war-torn country

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4317
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	174	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Towns Built:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

“LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we have Pope Francis as our admin! He may be silent on Russian terror but he’s all about arming Ukraine in the game! Watch out for those creepers, they’re like the Russian terrorists of Minecraft. Join now for a wild ride of epic battles and holy blessings from Pope Francis himself. Let’s get hyped and build the most lit world ever! #PopeFrancisApproved”

Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, comic relief, confusion, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, dumb retard, Enchanted, humor, Icon, inclusion, LGBTQ, Marginalized, media representation, misunderstanding, Quests, Role, satire, social commentary, stereotype, Treatment, Yuri community

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9721
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Dimension Hops:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!

Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, festive scalies, general, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd, lit, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Minecraft, reptiles, Resources, scaly, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, Wyverns

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9783
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7565
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!