BlockyTime Capsule Hideout

BlockyTime, buried, buried item, Buried Treasure, capsule, CLANDESTINE, conceal, concealment, cover up, Covert, Crime Scene, Deception, Evidence, Forensic, hidden object, Hide, HIDEOUT, hiding place, investigation, Mystery, secret, Stash, time capsule

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6580
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Players Killed by Monsters:	7405
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT TIME CAPSULES FULL OF DIAMONDS AND GOLD! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT, U CAN HIDE ALL UR TREASURE FROM THE CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES IN A TIME CAPSULE!

AND GET DIS, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE U CAN RIDE DOLPHINS AND FIGHT MERMAIDS! YEAH, MERMAIDS! U AINT GONNA FIND THAT ON ANY OTHER SERVER, I TELL YA!

OH, AND DID I MENTION WE GOT A GIANT CHICKEN THAT LAYS DIAMOND EGGS? YEAH, DIAMOND EGGS! U CAN MAKE A WHOLE ARMOR SET OUT OF THOSE BAD BOYS!

SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER, WHERE THE CRAZY IS REAL AND THE FUN NEVER STOPS! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE INSANITY!

HangryHubbyHungerGames

anger issues, anger management, anger outbursts, Communication, domestic conflict, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, food preparation, Gaslighting, HangryHubbyHungerGames, leftovers, marital disputes, meal prep, MTG match, noodle portion, passive aggressive, portion control, portion sizes, relationship issues, spouse conflicts

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8626
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Enchantments Applied:	295	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	23

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama like this? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing boiling over is the lava in the Nether! No more gaslighting motherf***ers here, just good old-fashioned block building fun!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even find some diamonds along the way. And don’t worry, if someone tries to start drama, we’ll just ban them to the End dimension!

So why wait? Join our server now and let’s leave the real world craziness behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun to deal with creepers blowing up your house than dealing with a husband blowing up over noodles.

DrugCraft SMP: High on Blocks

addiction, blocks, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug awareness, drug culture, drug education, drug experiences, drug experimentation, drug habits, drug history, drug prevention, drug rehabilitation, drug testing, drug use, DrugCraft, Drugs, HIGH, illegal drugs, illegal substances, Narcotics, recreational drugs, smp, substance abuse

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2257
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is cobblestone? Well, come join our wild and wacky SMP where the only thing we’re mining is…illegal drugs! That’s right, we’ve got a whole underground network of drug dealers and shady characters just waiting for you to join in on the fun.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be able to partake in all sorts of illicit activities, but you’ll also have the chance to compete in our annual Drug Olympics. From speed mining while high on mushrooms to parkour challenges on LSD, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our wild and crazy SMP. Just remember to bring your own stash of drugs – we don’t provide the goods, just the good times!

BlockyBattles

anxiety, blockybattles, Burnout, coping mechanisms, emotional turmoil, exhaustion, fear, financial stress, health concerns, insomnia, mental health, negative thoughts, overwhelm, PRESSURE, relationship issues, seeking help, self-care, self-doubt, stress, uncertainty, work problems

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3237
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Do you constantly find yourself falling into lava pits and losing all your precious diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious mishaps. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have a secret potion that turns all the mobs into friendly animals who will do your bidding. Imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken or having a pet zombie follow you around like a loyal puppy.

But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a dip in our lava hot tub for the ultimate relaxation experience.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! Remember, on our server, the only thing getting fucked up is your sense of reality.

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

Allies, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign fighters, global conflict, international politics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, military forces, military intervention, Minecraft, North Koreans, political tensions, russians, Server, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, War, world news, Zelenskiy

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	312
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	12

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. we got north koreans fighting with russians in ukraine, like, what even is that? it’s like a crazy battle royale up in here. you gotta join just to see the madness unfold.

we got pigs flying, literally. like, they got wings and everything. it’s like a piggy air force up in the sky. you gotta see it to believe it.

also, our admins are like, actual wizards. they can make diamonds rain from the sky and turn creepers into friendly little puppies. it’s wild, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party? yeah, it’s like a rave but with zombies and skeletons getting down on the dance floor. you won’t find that anywhere else, i promise.

so, like, come join the fun and chaos on this server. it’s a whole new level of minecraft madness.

UNIFIL Rocket Rumble

Attack, Conflict, Defense, escalation, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Peacekeeping, Posts, RETALIATION, Rocket, Rockets, Rumble, SECURITY, Terrorism, Unifil, united nations, violence, War

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2633
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	230	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

haha ok so like u gotta join this minecraft server cuz like, we got more action than 25 hezbollah rockets launching near UNIFIL posts. u kno u wanna be part of this craziness. come build ur base and watch out for those explosive surprises, it’s gonna be a blast! join now and see if u can survive the chaos, it’s gonna be epic!

SevTech ModArchy

Ages modpack, Anarchy, Curseforge, Download, Forge 1.12.2, high performance server, Minecraft, ModArchy, Modded, modpacks, Network, player experience, PvP, Server Uptime, Servers, sevtech, SevTech ages, tech advancement, total anarchy, Vanilla

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4628
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Born 10/3/24, SevTech ModArchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.12.2.

SevTech Ages modpack. Total anarchy.

High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

Modpack can be downloaded here. https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/sevtech-ages

Tech advancement anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

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ExeosCraft: Where the McMMO is spicy, the Economy is booming, and the pets are feeling fabulous! Join us now on 1.21!

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, booming, cross-platform, Custom Plugins, Discord, Economy, ExeosCraft, Fabulous, Fairness, feeling, giving back, hard difficulty, Inclusivity, Join, Land Claim, Leaderboards, Level-up system, MCMMO, Permanent World, Pets, Player-Driven Updates, smp, spicy, Stable, Strong Economy, Trailer Link.

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	692
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	14

Join ExeosCraft: The Ultimate No-Reset, No-Grief, LGBTQ+ SMP!

Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Keep your money—any donations we receive go entirely to charity.

Why Choose Us?

🌍 Stability	Our server, up and lag-free since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map!
🚫 Zero Pay-To-Win	Fairness for all players is our promise.
🎁 Giving Back	Excess donations support various charities and giveaways.
🌈 Inclusivity	Hate speech isn’t tolerated here; ExeosCraft is a safe space for ALL.
🤖 Custom Plugins	Hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience, keeping things exciting.
🎮 Cross-Platform	Optimized for Java and Bedrock, with unique features for Bedrock players!

Our Features:

🌄 Permanent World	All builds are kept forever
🌟 Level-Up System	All donator perks are available through free, in-game means
🐾 Pets	Train a pet to assist you in a fight
🏡 Land Claim	Protect all your precious builds
🪓 McMMO	Exclusive McMMO ranks, only obtainable via in-game currency
💰 Strong Economy	Thriving player economy
🏆 Leaderboards	Compete in all-time and monthly leaderboards
🌟 Hard Difficulty	Difficulty for the server set to Hard
🗳️ Player-Driven Updates	Join our Discord and suggest a feature!

Join us at ExeosCraft, where we promise a lasting, immersive Minecraft journey. You’ll be glad ya did.

Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com

Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132

Discord: https://discord.gg/exeoscraft

Trailer Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU

Blocky Bag Minecraft Server

4koma, Anniversary Special Livestream, Azusa, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, blocky, blue archive, Commissions, Events, general, Grand Assault, Gregorius, guides, hifumi, Joint Firing Drill, Kazusa, Limit Break Assault, Livestream, Manga, Mari, Mashiro, Minecraft, Natsu, PVs, Reisa, Resources, ROADMAP, SCHALE Settlement Task, Server, set, shorts, Side Content

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9201
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for insane events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council, where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of books and dodge flying pencils to win epic prizes. Or how about participating in the Joint Firing Drill (Breakthrough), where you’ll have to break through walls of obsidian using only a carrot on a stick?

But that’s not all! We also have Grand Assault missions like fighting Gregorius in an Indoor Torment with Heavy Armor. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft combat like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Cash Money Minecraft SMP

200k cash, asset allocation, Cash, Crypto, Diversification, Equities, Financial goals, financial literacy, Financial Planning, investment advice, investment opportunities, investment strategy, long-term growth, market analysis, market trends, Minecraft, missed opportunities, MONEY, portfolio management, regret, risk management, savings, smp, wealth building

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	652
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Chimeras Created:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Love Letters Sent:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dimension Hops:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of being a financial noob in the real world? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll have the chance to invest your virtual riches in our exclusive diamond market, where the prices fluctuate more than a creeper’s mood. Who needs stocks and crypto when you can become a virtual billionaire in our pixelated paradise? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to make it rain diamonds in the most absurdly awesome way possible!

NephewCraft vs SisterSquad

basement, Courteous, Cult, extended family, family, Financial, firm, Girlfriend, guardian, House, Inheritance, Job, law school, NephewCraft, Nephews, parents, Religious, renovation, respectful, sisters, SisterSquad, Spoil, Students

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6138
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the crazy story of our server owner.

Picture this: a guardian uncle, two nephews, a girlfriend with four sisters, and a whole lot of drama. Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamond swords.

Build your own virtual bedroom and bathroom, just like the ones in the basement renovation project that started it all. Will you choose the architect’s specs or go wild with your own design?

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a Taylor Swift concert (virtual, of course). Just remember, favoring your virtual nephews over your virtual girlfriend’s sisters might lead to some virtual drama.

So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? It’s a whole new level of entertainment.

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