Join us and build your own fortress with hidden compartments, trapdoors, and secret tunnels to keep your porn backup safe and sound. Who knew protecting your stash could be so fun and adventurous? Plus, with our vibrant community of players, you’ll never have a dull moment as you defend your digital treasures from all who dare to steal them.
So come on over to our server and start hiding your USB drives like a pro. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back – your secret hiding spots may just become legendary tales whispered among players for generations to come.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure chest that is said to be guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Rumor has it that anyone who can out-dance the llamas will be rewarded with diamonds beyond their wildest dreams.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party that only happens on full moons? Yeah, it’s a wild time with glow-in-the-dark creepers and DJ skeletons spinning the hottest tracks.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure where the only rule is to have a blast and never take life too seriously. Remember, on this server, with Jews, you lose…your mind with all the crazy fun!
Join our server and leave those fashion disasters behind. We have a strict no-ugly-glasses policy, so you can game in style without having to worry about being blinded by bad fashion choices.
Forget about lasik or contact lenses, the real solution to your eyewear woes lies within our pixelated world. So come on in, leave those god-awful frames behind, and let’s game like the stylish legends we were always meant to be!
Our server is so insane, it’s like finding out your mom sold your rare item to some old guy for a measly $30 when it’s actually worth hundreds! But don’t worry, we won’t sell your stuff behind your back – unless, of course, it’s part of a hilarious prank.
Join us for a gaming experience that’s more unpredictable than your mom’s excuses for selling your prized possession. Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden treasures that’ll make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers.
So come on over and join the fun – just don’t let your mom near your in-game valuables!
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a friend accidentally breaks your precious SK II Pitera Essence. The tension rises as you confront them about the cost, leading to a battle of epic proportions. Will they pay up or will you have to take matters into your own blocky hands?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this skincare saga. Join now for a chance to navigate through friendships, betrayals, and broken bottles of expensive skincare products. It’s a rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready for a skincare showdown like no other. Who knew virtual skincare drama could be this entertaining?
One player on our server once built a life-size replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. They were crowned the King of Dirt and now rule over their own dirt kingdom with an iron shovel.
Join us and see how accomplishing the impossible in Minecraft can change your life in ways you never thought possible. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the next legend of our server and have your own ridiculous story to tell.
We have custom-made left-handed scissors in the game that give you superpowers to win every “rock, paper, scissors” match. And if you’re right-handed, don’t worry, we have special challenges just for you to level the playing field.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground left-handed society in the game where you can plot world domination and overthrow all the right-handed rulers. Join us now and be a part of the left-handed revolution!
| About Us: |
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| We are a distinguished and whitelisted Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server that mirrors the immersive spirit of the renowned Hermitcraft community. At Azure, we take pride in fostering an inviting, congenial, and committed player base that warmly embraces newcomers. Our objective is to establish an inclusive environment where diversity thrives, making it an ideal home for a wide range of players. Notably, Solarion SMP operates on Java 1.20.4 and extends a warm welcome to potential members. We also just started a new season! |
| Our Ideas: |
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| Here at Azure, we have curated a compelling roster of plugins to enhance gameplay while preserving the quintessence of the Vanilla Minecraft experience. Some of our noteworthy plugins include: Drop Heads, SinglePlayerSleep, Armor Stand Tools, DiscordSRV, Coreprotect, Simple VoiceChat, Axgraves. |
| Community: |
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| At Azure SMP, we heartily welcome players of varied playstyles, catering to diverse preferences within our vibrant and interactive community. Numerous engaging projects and events are continually underway, ensuring that every member remains actively involved. |
| Commitment to The Vanilla Experience: |
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| Azure SMP is steadfast in its commitment to upholding the genuine Vanilla Minecraft experience. Although we integrate some quality-of-life plugins, rest assured that we abstain from incorporating any game-altering features such as teleportation, flight, or virtual currency systems. |
| Application Process: |
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| Joining the Azure SMP community begins with a comprehensive whitelist process aimed at cultivating a harmonious and inviting player base from the outset. Our approach has yielded a mature, engaging, and delightful community predominantly composed of players aged 18 and above. The whitelist process unfolds as follows: Familiarize yourself with our server rules before initiating the application process. This ensures alignment with our ethos before integration into our community. Our application requirements are tailored to reflect a genuine passion for both Minecraft and our community. We seek to understand you better through your application, so while brevity is appreciated, please provide insight into your motivations. In the event your initial application does not meet our criteria, rest assured that we afford all applicants an opportunity to revise and enhance their submissions. To embark on this journey with us, we invite you to join our Discord platform for seamless access to the application process and to connect with our vibrant community. https://discord.gg/aVxrn664Q7 |
| Question | Answer |
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| What version of Minecraft does the server operate on? | The server operates on Java 1.20.4. |
| Are there any age restrictions to join? | While there are no strict age restrictions, the majority of our players are aged 18 and above. |
| Does the server have any game-altering plugins? | No, we abstain from incorporating any game-altering features such as teleportation, flight, or virtual currency systems to preserve the Vanilla Minecraft experience. |
| How can I apply to join the server? | To apply, familiarize yourself with the server rules, complete the application process on Discord, and ensure your application reflects your passion for Minecraft and our community. |
| Can I invite friends to join the server? | We encourage players to invite friends who share the same values and commitment to fostering a positive and engaging community. |
