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Home Not Alone

Adventure, burglars, christmas, classic, comedy, family, friendship, Fun, Heartwarming, holiday, home, home alone 2, kevin, Lost, macaulay culkin, Mischief, Movie, new york city, reunion, Sequel, Traps

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1452
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	70506
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

hEY YOU, yOU WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? wELL LEMME TELL YA, IT’S LIKE BEIN IN HOME ALONE 2 BUT WITHOUT THE WET BANDITS! yOU CAN BUILD A FORTRESS AND PROTECT IT FROM CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES, jUST LIKE KEVIN PROTECTED HIS HOUSE FROM MARV AND HARRY! aND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, yOU MIGHT EVEN FIND A SECRET PASSAGEWAY TO A DIAMOND MINE, jUST LIKE KEVIN FOUND A SECRET PASSAGEWAY TO THE HOTEL POOL! sO COME JOIN US, aND EXPERIENCE THE EPIC ADVENTURE OF MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE!

PixelStorage Minecraft Server

apartment, best place, burglars, clever hiding place, confidential files, covert storage, Data Protection, digital security, discreet storage, external SSD, Hide, home security, Minecraft, personal belongings, PixelStorage, porn backup, Protect, secret hiding spot, SECURITY, Server, theft prevention, USB drive, Wife

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8898
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	6141	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Alien Abductions:	1

Looking for a place to hide your precious USB drive or external SSD from pesky glowies, burglars, and even your snoopy spouse? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our world is filled with secret hiding spots that even the most skilled thieves couldn’t uncover.

Join us and build your own fortress with hidden compartments, trapdoors, and secret tunnels to keep your porn backup safe and sound. Who knew protecting your stash could be so fun and adventurous? Plus, with our vibrant community of players, you’ll never have a dull moment as you defend your digital treasures from all who dare to steal them.

So come on over to our server and start hiding your USB drives like a pro. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back – your secret hiding spots may just become legendary tales whispered among players for generations to come.

CraftyFlix Minecraft Server

(Audio), codec, command line, CONTENT, CraftyFlix, Decoding, digital video, Encoding, ffmpeg, media player, metadata, Minecraft, mpv, multimedia, open source, Server, software, streaming, Technology, Tools, video downloader, video player, yt-dlp

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5011
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride llamas into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! That’s right, we’ve got a special plugin that turns all the chickens into brain-eating zombies. But don’t worry, you can fend them off with your trusty diamond sword or maybe even a giant rubber chicken (yes, we have those too).

And if battling zombie chickens isn’t your thing, how about joining our weekly llama fashion show? Show off your best llama outfit and strut your stuff on the catwalk while the other players judge you with emojis. The winner gets a special prize of a rainbow-colored llama saddle that shoots fireworks every time you ride it.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary mpv ffmpeg yt-dlp, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dance this beast, you’ll be rewarded with a magical disco ball that plays your favorite tunes whenever you’re near it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other!

DadCraft Minecraft Server

addict, Adopted, aita, Argument, BETRAYAL, Bonding, DadCraft, dead dad, Drama, Jerk, Minecraft, outbursts, passive aggressive, pay for wedding, rough time, run away, Server, Siblings, STEPDAUGHTER, Therapy, UNFAIR, Unpleasant, Wedding

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5262
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Crops Grown:	1307	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is just as intense as in this crazy family story! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous adventures.

Looking for a place where you can bond with your virtual siblings and create unforgettable memories? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to adopt new siblings and build relationships, just like in this story where the main character adopted his wife’s kids.

But beware, not everyone will get along! Just like in this tale, there may be some players who will destroy your virtual belongings out of betrayal. And who knows, you might even receive a call from a player asking you to pay for their virtual wedding!

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where every day is filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama and chaos in the world of Minecraft?

Warhammer Electric Boogaloo Minecraft Server

Boogaloo, cathay faction, cathay subfaction, dechala FLC, DLC leaks, dogs of war race pack, Electric, electric boogaloo, fantasy strategy game, game updates, Gaming Community, golgfag FLC, leaked DLC, legend, Minecraft, monke king cathay, new content, Server, summer games fest, total war dlc, total warhammer 3, upcoming releases, Warhammer, warhammer DLC

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5038
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	4458	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, have we got a treat for you! Introducing the most epic Minecraft server that has leaked not one, not two, but THREE insane DLCs!

First up, we have the “literal who cathay subfaction DLC” where you can finally explore the mysterious land of Cathay and discover all its hidden secrets. But wait, there’s more! The second DLC is the “dogs of war race pack” with only 9 units because who needs a full army when you have dogs, right? And last but certainly not least, get ready for the “monke king cathay DLC” where you can team up with the legendary Monke King and rule over Cathay like never before.

But that’s not all, folks! These DLCs will be confirmed at the summer games fest, so you better start saving up your money now because once you see Cathay, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Monke King awaits! 🐒👑🔥

SkibbiToilet Minecraft Server – Millennials’ Anthem!

Anthem, bathroom humor, catchy, Entertainment, funny, funny video, gen z, humor, internet culture, meme, millennial culture., Millennials, Minecraft, Music, music video, pop culture, Server, skibbi toliet song, SkibbiToilet, social media, toilet humor, trending, viral, Viral song

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2010
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	316	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	425
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate party destination for all you cool cats and kittens! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained dancing llamas who will guide you through epic quests and challenges. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that the Skibbi Toilet Song is played on repeat in our virtual bathrooms. So come on down and join the fun – just don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes and llama treats!

MineCraft Heroes Server

#youtube, Book VII, Community, discussion, event calendar, feh, FEH Channel, fire emblem heroes, Fire Emblem Heroes Links, general, guides, Heroes, In the Shadow of Yggdrasill, Minecraft, mobile game, Mobile Gaming, New Trailer, Server, SIMULATOR, strategy, summoning cost simulator, Timeline, Trailer, twitter

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6341
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
New Chunks Explored:	23423	Villages Defended:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than the flames of a Fire Emblem battle? Look no further than our server, where we discuss all things Fire Emblem Heroes while building epic structures and battling it out in the virtual world!

Join us for insane events like the Yggdrasill Shadow Dance Party, where players must dance their way to victory or face being banished to the Shadow Realm! Need some guidance on summoning the best heroes? We’ve got links and guides that will have you summoning like a pro in no time.

And don’t miss out on our FEH Channel broadcasts, where we reveal the latest updates and trailers in the most dramatic and hilarious ways possible. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

#AIguides, #BlackedCards, #BLACKEDClothing, #BNWODictionary, #CytubeBlackedWaifus, #EarnedOrgasms, #EditingTutorials, #FGOEdition, #SlurStrokes, #WhiteboyDenialWeek, blacked, blocktopia, booru, CumSaving, cytube, Discords, EdgeCount, Minecraft, NovelAI, PMV, Server, SOUNDS, Templates

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1694
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6998	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Animals Bred:	131
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Secret Passages Found:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate Whiteboy Denial Week every month! Save up your cum from the 1st to the 8th and release your tension with everyone in the most epic way possible. Share your edge count with fellow players and see who can hold out the longest!

But that’s not all, we have the most advanced AI everyone is using – the NovelAI V.3. For just $25 a month, you can have unlimited gens and create the most outrageous stories and scenarios in the game.

And don’t forget about our official BLACKED Clothing line! Dress your character in the most stylish gear and show off your unique style in the game.

Join us for Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program, where you can earn rewards for your achievements in the game. Plus, check out our PMV Torrent for some epic Minecraft music videos to get you in the mood for some serious gaming.

With templates, editing tutorials, and a dedicated community on Discord (even though it’s dead), you’ll never run out of resources to enhance your Minecraft experience.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and immerse yourself in the world of Whiteboy Denial Week, AI storytelling, and BLACKED fashion like never before!

ContinentalMC | Earth, Towny, PvE/PvP, Alpha, Vehicles | 1.20x

1.20x, 119server, 119smp, Alpha, DRILLS, Earth, Graves, Mob levels, neutral, ONLINE, Optional, Paper, Planes, PvE, PvP, Small Community, Survival, Teleporting, Towny, Vehicles, Wars, Web map

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7865
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Star Shards Collected:	113	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

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ContinentalMC is a 1:750 earth server where **YOU** can choose to create a town that is either completely PvE or PvP based!

=-=-=-=Some of our server features:– Optional Wars– Online, web-map– Small community– Options to be completely neutral, PvP can be turned off– Graves– Mob Levels – Teleporting– Vehicles, such as planes and drills– Much more!!=-=-=-=

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BootyCraft Minecraft Server

attraction, beauty standards, big butts, body image, body types, BOOTY, BootyCraft, buttocks, curvy, fat asses, Minecraft, personal taste, physical appearance, Preferences, Server, SIZE, skinny asses, slim, small butts, societal norms, Thick, Thin, weight

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4536
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mines Excavated:	2408	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the party is at! We’ve got girls with fat asses and girls with skinny asses running around, ready to show you a good time. Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little twerking. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got bootylicious babes to keep you entertained? So come on over and join the fun – you won’t regret it!

NoooCraft – The Happening Minecraft Server

anguish, confusion, Despair, disbelief, Distress, emotional, exasperation, Frustration, Happening, Internet Sensation, meme, Minecraft, NoooCraft, reaction, reaction video, Server, shock, social media, sorrow, trending, unexpected, Upset, video clip, viral video

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3204
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1314	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, gravity-defying pigs, and a secret underground roller coaster that only the bravest players can discover.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a legendary treasure buried deep within the virtual world. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this mysterious prize?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for the dancing creepers – they’re known to break out into spontaneous dance parties at any moment. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this insanity!

Survivor’s Sanctuary SMP

Active Staff, Audiatorix, Builder, Creative, Discord, Economysurvival, friendly community, Fun, Grief Prevention, GUI Shops, massive structures, Minecraft, Paper, planet minecraft, PvP, redstone engineer, Relax, server ip, smp, Survival, Survivalmultiplayer, Survivor’s Sanctuary SMP, Voting Rewards

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6428
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
New Chunks Explored:	578090	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Divine Spears Created:	26	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

🌍 Welcome to Survivor’s Sanctuary! 🌍

Join us on Survivor’s Sanctuary, a brand new Survival Multiplayer (SMP) Minecraft server run on Paper! Owned by Audiatorix, our server is a friendly and relaxing environment where players can unleash their creativity, build massive structures, and enjoy a plethora of features.

✨ Why Choose Survivor’s Sanctuary?

Prevention: Build

📢 Join Us Today!

Server IP: play.survivorsanctuarysmp.onlineDiscord: Click to Join

Come and be a part of our growing community. Whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or just looking to relax and have fun, Survivor’s Sanctuary is the perfect place for you!

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