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TimeWarpingGamer – Minecraft SMP

Alternate Reality, CHANGE, Decisions, do-over, hindsight, hypothetical scenarios, lessons learned, life choices, Minecraft, missed opportunities, opportunity, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, regrets, second chance, self improvement, smp, time travel, TimeWarpingGamer, turn back time, what if, Wishful thinking

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8821
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Buildings Constructed:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Crops Grown:	1044
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Magic Items Found:	4662

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where anything goes!

Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against a horde of creepers? Or maybe you dream of building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Time Turner, a magical device that allows you to turn back time and change the course of history. Imagine all the crazy shenanigans you could get up to with that kind of power!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

AwkwardCraft – Keep Calm and Mine On!

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9488
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17

Have you ever accidentally walked in on your grandma doing the Macarena in her underwear at a family gathering? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can escape those cringeworthy moments by diving into a world where the only awkward encounters you’ll have are with creepers and zombies!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build a castle to hide from embarrassing family members, or embark on epic quests to retrieve the secret family recipe for Aunt Mildred’s infamous meatloaf. With endless possibilities and hilarious mishaps waiting around every corner, this server is the perfect escape from awkward family gatherings.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave those awkward moments behind for good!

MuskCraft Server: Ex-Twitter Edition

compensation, discrimination, Edition, employee rights, employment dispute, employment rights, Ex-Twitter, ExTwitter, hardcore email, labor laws, lawsuit, legal battle, legal victory, Musk, MuskCraft, Server, silicon valley, social media, tech industry, unfair dismissal, Whistleblower, worker, workplace ethics, wrongful termination

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	388
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	New Chunks Explored:	372472

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where the owner is, like, an ex-twitter worker who got fired for sending an email to elon musk calling him a ‘hardcore’ dude. now he’s all rich and stuff from winning £470,000 for unfair dismissal. but instead of, like, buying a yacht or something, he decides to create the most epic minecraft server ever.

why should you join, you ask? well, for starters, the owner is, like, super chill and will give you diamonds just for saying hi in the chat. also, there’s a secret underground base where you can find rare loot and fight off creepers with your bare hands.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a giant statue of elon musk in the spawn area? yeah, it’s made entirely out of gold blocks and shoots fireworks out of its eyes every hour on the hour.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as elon musk himself, then come join us for some hardcore fun. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyPutinDefendsKyiv

aggression, Conflict, CraftyPutinDefendsKyiv, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, intervention, kyiv, Military, Peacekeeping, Politics, putin, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Tension, Troops, Ukraine, Withdrawal

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7518
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Magic Items Found:	5031	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

so, like, u kno how putin was all like “imma take over ukraine” but then he was like “nah, gotta defend russia instead”? well, u should join our minecraft server cuz we got all the drama and action u need, just like putin and ukraine! build ur own empire and defend it against crazy dictators like putin (jk, he’s not actually on the server, but u get the idea). come join the chaos and see if u can come out on top!

PeakCraft: Blocktopia

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1118
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Votes:	6478
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	New Chunks Explored:	597784
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Yo, bro, have you ever thought about what it would be like to live in a world where there are more people than ever before? Well, guess what, on our server, that’s exactly what’s happening! We’ve got so many players that it’s like a never-ending party, except instead of snacks, we’ve got diamonds and creepers!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately you’re surrounded by a mob of players all trying to trade with you or challenge you to a duel. It’s chaos, but it’s the best kind of chaos. And don’t even get me started on the epic battles that go down in our PVP arena. It’s like the Hunger Games, but with more explosions and less Jennifer Lawrence.

But that’s not all, folks. We’ve also got the most insane mods you’ve ever seen. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Done. How about turning all the mobs into cute little bunnies? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server.

So why should you join? Because where else are you going to find a server with this much action, this many players, and this many crazy mods? It’s like a never-ending party that you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

CraftyParentz

Bonding, children, Communication, Connection, CraftyParentz, emotional health, family, findings, good relationship, humor, humor in parenting, Laughter, Parent-child relationship, parenting, Parenting Style, parents, Positive, relationships, study, survey, well-being

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9657
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1986	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Buildings Constructed:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

join dis minecraft server if u want to have a better relationship with ur parents, cuz apparently if u play on dis server u gonna be laughin so much dat u gonna be besties with ur mom and dad. like, seriously, if u want ur parents to stop yellin at u and start crackin jokes instead, dis is the place to be. we got so much humor dat u gonna be rollin on the floor laughin all day long. trust me, ur parents gonna be like, “wow, dis kid is so funny now, i wanna hang out with them all the time.” so come on over and join dis server, cuz we all about dat funny life.

Bob’s Adult-Only SMP Adventure: No kids allowed, unless you’re really 18+!

Adultonly, Adventure, Allowed, base, BOBS, Builder, Community, diamonds, Discord, Economy, Explorer, hermitcraft, Kids, Minecraft, Mod Pack, Plugins, Protection, redstoner, Reset, rules, shopping district, smp, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist, Youre

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5088
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Buildings Constructed:	28	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	18+ SMP Community
Version	1.21
Land Claims	No land claims, but protection plugins installed
Server Reset	Never
Economy	Diamonds as currency, shopping district at spawn
Rules	No discrimination or racism, friendly banter

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I claim land on the server?

There are no land claims on this server, but there are protection plugins in place to rollback any grief or stealing.

2. Will the server reset in the future?

No, the server will never reset, so you can take breaks and come back to your progress intact.

3. How does the economy work on the server?

The economy is similar to Hermitcraft, with diamonds as the currency. There is a shopping district at spawn where you can buy and sell items.

4. Is the server more focused on building or technical aspects?

The server is more build-oriented and limited on the technical aspect for server performance reasons. The community is into big, ambitious projects, so you will find impressive builds around.

5. What happens if I leave the Discord server?

If you leave the Discord server, it will be considered as your departure from the Minecraft server. You will be removed from the whitelist and your base area may potentially be reset to ensure long-term sustainability.

GF Memorial Minecraft Server

12-year-old, Boohoo, controversial, dark humor, died, Disturbing, edo tensei, Girlfriend, inappropriate, insensitive, internet culture, memorial, Minecraft, necrophilia, Prostitute, pussy, Server, Sexualization, shock value, social media, taboo, underage, zombie

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1622
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	9439	Reality Warps Survived:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be asking yourself, “Why didn’t he just fuck a 12 year old prostitute? Or maybe, Edo Tensei his dead gf and fuck her zombie pussy?” That’s right, we’re not afraid to push the boundaries and have a good time. Join us for outrageous adventures, insane stories, and a community like no other. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, anything goes!

TheThirdieGamer Minecraft SMP: No Room for Athletes

athletes, Behavior, Communication, Competition, Cultural differences, cultural misunderstandings, Disrespect, Diversity, Etiquette, foreign countries, French, International, LEAVING, Manners, Minecraft, Respect, room, shithole country, smp, Sportsmanship, Stage, stage etiquette, TheThirdieGamer, thirdie athletes

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	791
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	1902
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dimension Hops:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where even the thirdie athletes are kicked off the stage! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that only the bravest players can ride. And don’t even get us started on the llama racing track we have set up in the desert biome – it’s a sight to behold!

But that’s not all – we also have a group of mischievous villagers who have taken over the town square and are constantly causing chaos. You never know what crazy antics they’ll get up to next! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden somewhere in the world. Trust us, it’s worth the search.

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience all the madness and mayhem for yourself. Just remember, in this world, things work differently – especially when it comes to shithole countries and French cryptic messages.

BabyBumpCraft Minecraft Server

adenomyosis, Apology, BabyBumpCraft, Communication, emotional turmoil, Endometriosis, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, forgiveness, hurtful text, infertility struggles, Minecraft, pregnancy announcement, pregnancy journey, pregnant sister, Server, sibling rivalry, Support, trying to conceive, TTC

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1917
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Void Gems Collected:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets pregnancy announcements! Join us for a wild ride of passive-aggressive sibling relationships and baby fever like you’ve never seen before.

Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually get along? Well, look no further because on our server, you can experience the thrill of ignoring your pregnant sister until she apologizes to you for being a total buzzkill about your own pregnancy plans. Who needs family bonding when you can have family drama instead?

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic saga of a sister who can’t handle the fact that you’re finally pregnant and ready to start a family of your own. Will you forgive her and make amends, or will you continue to hide your pregnancy from your own family just to avoid the drama? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and join in on the fun. Who needs therapy when you have virtual drama to keep you entertained? See you there!