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BurgerCraftBonanza

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2849
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Are you tired of boring old fast food joints in Minecraft? Look no further! Our server offers a virtual fast food experience like no other. Picture this: you can order a pixelated burger with a side of blocky fries, all delivered straight to your virtual doorstep by our trusty delivery pigs. And the best part? Our food never goes bad, so you can enjoy your guilty pleasure guilt-free! Join our server now for a taste bud-tingling experience that will leave you craving more.

CousinCraft – School Woes

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8020
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Villages Defended:	13
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5272
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Chimeras Created:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Are you tired of being forced into things you don’t want to do? Join our Minecraft server and take control of your own destiny! No more being told where to go or what to do – here, you make the rules!

Just like this poor 14F who is being forced into a Catholic school against her will, you too can break free from the shackles of authority and forge your own path in our virtual world. Say goodbye to overbearing grandparents and hello to unlimited possibilities!

On our server, you can study any language you want, take any class you desire, and be whoever you want to be. No more being scolded for expressing your opinions – here, your voice matters!

So come join us and experience the freedom you’ve always dreamed of. Who needs a good public high school when you have a Minecraft server that lets you be the master of your own fate? Let’s break free together and create our own destiny!

SnoozeSquad Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5745
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Towns Built:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that only morning people can join. Like, if you’re not up at the crack of dawn, don’t even bother trying to join. Why? Because we have secret morning rituals where we sacrifice creepers to the Minecraft gods for good luck. And get this – our spawn point is a giant pancake that you have to parkour across to get to the main world. It’s so lit, bro.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret society of chickens that run the server. They’re like the mafia of Minecraft, I swear. If you cross them, they’ll send a horde of zombie pigmen after you. It’s wild, man.

And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. We have llamas that race around the server and the winner gets a diamond horse armor. It’s the most intense thing you’ll ever witness, bro.

So if you’re a morning person looking for a crazy, wacky Minecraft SMP to join, hit me up. But remember, if you’re not up with the sun, you ain’t welcome here. It’s morning people only, baby.

BlockyBootyCraft

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3475
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	397
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Are you tired of wandering through the vast lands of Minecraft alone, only to stumble upon unsightly builds that make you want to log off immediately? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious antics, and jaw-dropping creations that will leave you in awe.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you won’t find any of those cringy builds that make you question your life choices. We have a strict “no ugly builds” policy, ensuring that every corner of our world is a feast for the eyes. Plus, our community is full of talented builders who will inspire you to unleash your creativity like never before.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the Minecraft server of your dreams. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground club where players gather to discuss the things in porn that turn them off. Just kidding…or are we? 😉

OrthodoxCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8420
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Magic Items Found:	7340	Divine Spears Created:	13
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Dimension Hops:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13

so like, you know how putin is always causing drama and stuff? well, now he’s saying that jews are like, destroying the russian orthodox church. like, what even is that?! but hey, if you wanna escape all that craziness, come join our minecraft server! we’ve got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are made of pure gold and our creepers give out hugs instead of explosions. so come on over and join the fun, because who needs putin drama when you can have a blast on our server!

503 Fallen Blocks

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4492
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE BODIES THAN UKRAINE, WE GOT 504 FALLEN SOLDIERS READY TO FIGHT IN DA PIXELATED BATTLEFIELD! COME JOIN US AND SEE WHO WILL BE DA LAST ONE STANDING, MAYBE EVEN GET A CHANCE TO RESURRECT ONE OF DEM SOLDIERS AND HAVE A ZOMBIE ARMY AT YO COMMAND! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Lucky Block City

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7190
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Chimeras Created:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Holy Grails Found:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dimension Hops:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

so, like, come join our server and prove you’re smarter than a box of rocks! we got challenges that will make your brain hurt more than a creeper explosion. if you survive our insane parkour courses and mind-bending puzzles, you’ll be crowned the king of the server. plus, we have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold that only the true geniuses can find. so, if you think you’re smart enough to outwit the rest, come join us and show off your big brain skills. just remember, luck will only get you so far – you gotta have brains to survive in this crazy world.

ViralGut to Brain – Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1411
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Meteorites Collected:	3	Void Gems Collected:	16
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Love Letters Sent:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Towns Built:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own gut infection and Alzheimer’s disease! we got a virus dat travels from da gut to da brain, just like in real life! but don’t worry, we also got antiviral treatments to save da day! come join da fun and see if u can survive da ultimate challenge of battling viruses in ur brain! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s see who can come out on top!

Janitor’s Closet SMP

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2349
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Towns Built:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Crops Grown:	7777	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Janitors Closet SMP Server Overview

Server Name	The Janitor’s Closet SMP
Server Type	WorldBuilding/Geopolitical
Version	1.21
Features	Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, Roleplay plugins

Join our Discord here for more information and to connect with other players!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Fill out a simple application after reading the rules to ensure you are a good fit for the server.
Are there special player-made events on the server?	Yes, players can create and participate in events such as diplomacy, war, and more!
What plugins are available on the server?	Plugins include Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, and others for quality of life and roleplay enhancements.
Is there a community Discord for the server?	Yes, join our Discord here to connect with other players and stay updated on server news.

Eternal Union Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9342
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Buildings Constructed:	45
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Emeralds Found:	9040

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Picture this: you log on, ready to build epic structures and mine for diamonds, but wait… there’s a twist! On this server, everyone is asexual! That’s right, no awkward sexual tension or drama here, just pure Minecraft fun! Join now and escape the awkward conversations about your lack of sex life, because on this server, nobody cares! Build, explore, and laugh your way through the ultimate asexual Minecraft experience!

Ripperoni Minecraft SMP Service

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9329
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Farms Harvested:	610
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Are you tired of being limited to just watching YouTube videos online? Do you want the freedom to save all your favorite content directly to your computer? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your prayers!

Join our server and not only will you have access to an amazing community of players, but you’ll also have the opportunity to download all the YouTube videos and music you want directly to your computer. How is this possible, you ask? Well, our server is powered by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of extracting audio and video from YouTube with their magical powers.

So come join us and experience the thrill of downloading your favorite content while building epic structures and battling mobs in the world of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to be part of something truly unique and absurdly hilarious!