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Burger Link’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6942
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Welcome to Burgerlink, the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground burger society where players can only enter if they defeat a giant hamburger boss in a epic battle. Trust us, you’ve never experienced PvP like this before!

But that’s not all – we also have a floating island made entirely out of fries, where players can test their parkour skills while dodging ketchup cannons. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Bacon Sword, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into crispy bacon strips.

Oh, and did we mention the annual Burgerlink Olympics? Compete in events like Cow Tipping and Potato Sack Races for a chance to win exclusive in-game prizes and bragging rights for the rest of the year.

So what are you waiting for? Join Burgerlink today and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5800
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	14
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s saucy in more ways than one? Well, look no further because our server is like a Burger King, but instead of crowns, we’re giving out free tubs of ranch dressing with every order! That’s right, 8 ounces of creamy goodness to dip your blocks in while you build your epic creations.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ranch dressing on our server is enchanted with special powers. Some say it gives you the ability to fly, others say it makes your pickaxe mine diamonds faster. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to with a tub of magical ranch by your side?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the ranch is flowing and the fun never stops. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got ranch dressing, are we right?

BurgerBros Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9414
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Buildings Constructed:	48	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Mines Excavated:	2278	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further, because our server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of cheeseburgers!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Bacon Sword, battle against evil mobs like the dreaded Pickle Creepers, and build your own burger-themed kingdom complete with a French Fry moat.

But that’s not all! We have weekly events like the Great Burger Cook-Off where players compete to create the most delicious burger in all of Minecraftia. And don’t forget about our exclusive VIP area, the Bacon Lounge, where you can relax in style on bacon-scented couches.

So what are you waiting for, burgerbros? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most burger-tastic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Creepin’ It Real Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5663
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can peacefully build and mine without any chaos? Well, look no further because on our server, we’ve let you live long enough!

Join us for a wild ride where mobs are constantly hunting you down, creepers explode on sight, and the only way to survive is by crafting the most epic weapons and armor.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret crush on all players. Will you be the one to win her heart and become the ruler of the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, chaotic world where we’ve let you live long enough!

ColumbiaCraft: Where Ivy Leaguers Mine & Build Better Than You

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6068
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Votes:	202	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old boring houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids from Columbia University hang out and get their Minecraft fix!

Join us and you’ll be building epic structures like the Eiffel Tower made entirely out of diamond blocks, riding around on flying pigs, and battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

Our server is so lit that even the professors at Columbia are ditching their lectures to join in on the fun. Rumor has it that one time, the Dean of the School of Engineering built a working rocket ship that actually flew to the moon in Minecraft.

So if you want to be part of the most epic Minecraft community around and learn the secret to how Columbia students got so based, then join our server now! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Cave Dwellers: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness!

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8530
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	700794
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Are you tired of the real world and just want to hole up in your room forever? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us and spend your days crafting music for the one and only Miku. Who needs real life when you can live out your wildest dreams in the virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that Miku herself might make an appearance on the server if she likes your tunes. So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to reality and hello to endless musical possibilities on our server!

BroCraft: The Mystery of Steve’s Shenanigans

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7037
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Emeralds Found:	9006	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of insanity!

Picture this: a group of chickens riding pigs into battle against an army of evil llamas. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server.

We’ve got secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant flying squids that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a friendly Ender Dragon who just wants to be your BFF.

But the real reason you should join our server? Because one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started dancing the Macarena. True story.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Why did he do it bros? Because he couldn’t resist the lure of our crazy Minecraft world.

EvilCraft: Where Nature vs. Nurture Gets Blown Up!

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6151
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	30	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Star Shards Collected:	283	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of pondering life’s biggest questions like “Are people born evil or is it their environment and upbringing that make them evil?” Well, stop thinking so hard and join our Minecraft server instead! We have a theory that all evil comes from not having enough diamonds in your inventory. So come join us and mine to your heart’s content to rid yourself of any evil tendencies. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers trying to ruin your day. So why waste time debating deep philosophical questions when you could be building a giant potato statue instead? Join us now and let the diamond mining therapy begin!

PW Prison Breakout: Escape the Banhammer!

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8258
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

So, you’ve been banned from the Pixel Warriors server for 3 days? No worries, come join our Minecraft server where we embrace all the banned rebels! We’ve got a secret underground base where banned players can roam free and cause chaos. We’ve got a special plugin that turns all the pigs into flying unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that gives you the power to ban the admins! So come join us, where the banned are the true rulers of the land!

OrcaCraft: Where Even Orcas Can’t Resist Being Jerks!

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3902
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Are you tired of Orcas being the biggest jerks in the ocean? Well, come join our Minecraft server where Orcas are banned and dolphins rule the seas! Our underwater kingdom is filled with rainbow-colored fish, talking squids, and even a secret society of mermaids who throw the best underwater raves.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret portal that leads to a land filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a giant rainbow slide that takes you straight to the moon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and a lifetime supply of cake.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to those pesky Orcas once and for all!

LOLcraft: Hype Train Station

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3066
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	463
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Towns Built:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our epic quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-loving pig king who rides a flying llama.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is populated by friendly unicorns who poop out rainbow-colored blocks that you can use to build your own magical castle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that transports you to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Who’s hyped?

Crafty F*ckers: We Liked It

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	290
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	146	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Enchantments Applied:	281	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are as wild and wacky as a pack of llamas on roller skates. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like riding a giant chicken into battle? Why not! The only limit is your imagination, and maybe a few laws of physics.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s long-lost cousin, the Disco Dragon. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a dance-off, he’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Crafty Creepers: Where Politics and Jewels Collide!

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6333
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Meteorites Collected:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Farms Harvested:	980
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even political Jewesses can’t resist joining in on the fun. Plus, where else can you find a community that is as dedicated to building and exploring as they are to questionable nighttime activities? Join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.