Burger Link’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Welcome to Burgerlink, the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground burger society where players can only enter if they defeat a giant hamburger boss in a epic battle. Trust us, you’ve never experienced PvP like this before!

But that’s not all – we also have a floating island made entirely out of fries, where players can test their parkour skills while dodging ketchup cannons. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Bacon Sword, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into crispy bacon strips.

Oh, and did we mention the annual Burgerlink Olympics? Compete in events like Cow Tipping and Potato Sack Races for a chance to win exclusive in-game prizes and bragging rights for the rest of the year.

So what are you waiting for? Join Burgerlink today and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s saucy in more ways than one? Well, look no further because our server is like a Burger King, but instead of crowns, we’re giving out free tubs of ranch dressing with every order! That’s right, 8 ounces of creamy goodness to dip your blocks in while you build your epic creations.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ranch dressing on our server is enchanted with special powers. Some say it gives you the ability to fly, others say it makes your pickaxe mine diamonds faster. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to with a tub of magical ranch by your side?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the ranch is flowing and the fun never stops. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got ranch dressing, are we right?

BurgerBros Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further, because our server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of cheeseburgers!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Bacon Sword, battle against evil mobs like the dreaded Pickle Creepers, and build your own burger-themed kingdom complete with a French Fry moat.

But that’s not all! We have weekly events like the Great Burger Cook-Off where players compete to create the most delicious burger in all of Minecraftia. And don’t forget about our exclusive VIP area, the Bacon Lounge, where you can relax in style on bacon-scented couches.

So what are you waiting for, burgerbros? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most burger-tastic Minecraft adventure of your life!

PutinKidnapperCraft

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Yo, so like, imagine this: you join this cray cray Minecraft server and suddenly you’re in the middle of a quest to save Putin from being arrested for being the “biggest child kidnapper.” Like, what even is happening, right? But hey, if you wanna be a hero and save Putin from the clutches of the Nobel Peace Prize winner, then this server is the place to be! Plus, we got like, flying pigs and rainbow unicorns and stuff. So like, join now and be part of the most insane adventure ever! Let’s goooooo! 🌈🦄🐷

RomanBathBacteriaBrawl

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yo yo yo come join our server where we got some crazy stuff happenin’ like antibiotic bacteria fightin’ off E. coli like it’s nobody’s business! we got Roman Baths in England where you can chill and watch these tiny warriors battle it out. it’s like a microscopic gladiator fight, but with bacteria! who wouldn’t wanna see that? join now for the most epic battles you’ll ever witness in Minecraft history!

Broomstix: Where Witches Build, Pets Fly, and Sunday’s the Sunny Day!

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Minecraft Server Information

Java & Bedrock IP	play.broomstix.net
Default Ports
Discord Server	Join Broomstix Discord
Online In-game Map	View Map

Features:

Running with backwards compatibility on the latest Minecraft version.
Bedrock and Java cross-play (No Java account required).
Hard difficulty.
Custom enchantments.
Put a lead on mobs to teleport them.
Free fly in the overworld every Sunday.
ProtectionStones for land claiming.
Bartering economy system.
No grief.
Exclusive main PvP arena with keep inventory.
Random teleportation allowed in the overworld and nether.
In-game private messaging, homes and player teleportation commands.
Minecraft-Discord integration.
Responsive staff.
Voting ranks and rewards.
Server shops, public market, and tutorial warps.

FAQs

Q: Can I play on this server with both Java and Bedrock editions?

A: Yes, the server supports cross-play between Java and Bedrock versions.

Q: Is there griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed on the server.

Q: Are there custom enchantments available?

A: Yes, the server offers custom enchantments.

Q: How can I teleport mobs in the game?

A: You can put a lead on the mobs to teleport them.

Q: Is there a PvP arena on the server?

A: Yes, there is an exclusive main PvP arena with keep inventory.

PurrfectCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the cats are wild and the handbags are even wilder! Join us for a purr-fectly good time as you witness cats engaging in some questionable activities with handbags.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Watch in awe as they bust out their best moves while wearing sunglasses and top hats.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear guarded by a squad of ninja chickens. Can you outsmart them and claim the loot for yourself?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity!

SwerveCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic matches and bland landscapes? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Ospreay facing off against Swerve in an epic battle of blocky proportions! And that’s not all, we’ve got Moxley taking on Naito in a showdown that will have you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)!

But wait, there’s more! ZSJ will be going head to head with Orange in a match that will leave you questioning the laws of physics in the Minecraft world. And let’s not forget about the Womeme matches, where anything can happen and chaos reigns supreme.

So why join our server? Because where else can you see such insane matchups and outrageous stories unfold in the world of Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

DiaperCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of regular Minecraft servers where you have to worry about finding a restroom in time? Look no further, because our server is perfect for those with OAB issues! Join us and experience the luxury of using a handicap stall in-game, with extra room for all your diaper-changing needs.

But that’s not all – our server is also equipped with helpful NPCs who will check in on you and offer assistance if needed. Need help changing your virtual diaper? No problem, we’ve got you covered!

Join now and be part of a community where embarrassing moments are embraced and shared. Who knows, you might even run into an elderly man in a wheelchair who understands your struggles. Don’t miss out on this unique Minecraft experience – join our server today!

ToddlerTechTakedown

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Are you tired of dealing with aggressive parents at public events? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our virtual world is a safe haven where toddlers are banned from watching videos at high volumes during speeches. No more confrontations over parenting skills or screen-time choices – just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun! Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical nap schedule that turns tiny beasts into peaceful players. Don’t miss out on the insanity – join now!

BingeCraft: Beg4NetflixShows

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Are you tired of the same old boring Netflix shows? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of entertainment.

Imagine a world where you can binge-watch your favorite Netflix shows while also building your own virtual empire. That’s right, on our server, you can watch all the lesser-known binge-worthy shows while mining for diamonds and battling creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly Enderman who only appears when you least expect it. Will you be brave enough to face this mysterious creature?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the ultimate combination of Netflix and gaming. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PixelPanic Minecraft Server

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so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, bro? lemme tell you, it’s like, totally lit! we got this crazy story where IDF had to take down this Hamas terrorist and journalist who were holding three hostages in a house with their family. but, like, don’t worry, we got rid of all the bad guys and now it’s just a chill place to build and mine and stuff. come join us for some wild adventures and epic battles, you won’t regret it! #minecraftlife #crazyserver #joinusbro

Macron’s Camp Crushed: Le Pen’s Revenge

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haha u ever heard of a minecraft server where the french far right obliterates macron’s camp in the EU election? well, now u have! come join us for some epic battles and political drama in the world of minecraft. build ur own camp, rally ur troops, and take down the establishment like never before. who needs real politics when u can have this kind of chaos in a blocky world? join now for a wild ride u won’t forget!