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””30s+ Post Hags Minecraft Server””

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1431
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Dimension Hops:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Crops Grown:	3059	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with young whippersnappers? Join our server and meet a community of post hags who are over 30s! These seasoned players bring a whole new level of sass and skill to the game. From building elaborate castles to trolling creepers with their expert moves, these post hags will show you how it’s done. Plus, rumor has it that they have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Join now and become part of the most fabulous and fierce group of players in the Minecraft universe!

SwordCraft Online Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2539
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Ores Mined:	4525	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Void Gems Collected:	18
Players Killed by Monsters:	5908	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic battles with flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or try your luck at surviving a zombie apocalypse where the zombies are actually friendly and just want to dance the night away.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that even the creepers have learned to breakdance instead of exploding. And did we mention that all the diamonds on our server are actually made of chocolate?

So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. And hey, they’re on sale btw, so it’s practically a steal!

FatherInLawFiasco Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	389
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Mines Excavated:	4260
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to demand you cater to us like a certain father-in-law! Our server is a safe haven for all players, especially those with newborns and demanding in-laws.

Join us for epic adventures and build your own virtual family without the added pressure of wondering what you need to do to take care of others. Our goal is to have fun and enjoy the game without any unnecessary drama.

So come on in and leave the real-life stress behind. Who needs a glass of water when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and let’s build some blocky memories together!

ExGFpaintingGoneLOL

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2607
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Void Armor Forged:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Gods Slained:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unique as a painting of your ex having sex? Look no further! Our server is like no other, just like that one-of-a-kind piece of art your girlfriend made. Join us for a world filled with creativity and self-expression, just like how your girlfriend values her painting as a portfolio piece.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our underwater-themed world and experience ripples of excitement as you explore. Just like how the ripples in the painting obscure the faces and bodies, our server will keep you guessing at every turn.

And if you’re worried about running into your girlfriend’s ex in-game, don’t be! Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of dating history or ethnicity. So come on in and leave your worries at the door – just like how your girlfriend keeps her painting hidden in a closet.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and let your creativity run wild, just like how your girlfriend’s ex did in that painting. It’s a fuzzy line between art and exes, but on our server, the only thing you’ll be painting is a masterpiece of fun and laughter. See you there!

CheatCodeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	101
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	889	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Magic Items Found:	2102	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	368	Love Letters Sent:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play fair? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! We have cheat codes for everyone to use, because who needs to play by the rules anyway?

Join our server and experience the thrill of flying around like a majestic unicorn, spawning in endless amounts of diamonds, and turning all your enemies into harmless chickens. And that’s not all – rumor has it that if you enter the secret cheat code, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join ours and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

ZombieJobsMC

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4369
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where zombies just mindlessly attack you? Well, look no further because on our server, we’ve put those zombies to work! That’s right, these undead dudes are now serving up some serious skills, like farming, building, and even giving haircuts (they’re surprisingly good with shears). Join us and witness the zombie uprising… in a totally helpful way! Who knew the zombie apocalypse could be so productive?

CraftyComradesMC

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2180
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16

come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukrainian air force commanders tricking russian military with FAKE models!!! u can be part of the epic battle between fake planes and real planes, who will win? join now to find out and maybe even learn some sneaky tricks from the ukrainian air force commander!!! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to conquer the skies!!!

LavenderSMP: Where we pretend to be semi-vanilla while secretly plotting our vanilla takeover

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1254
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Towns Built:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Minecraft Flower SMP Server Overview

Description
Hello, I am hosting an SMP oriented around flowers! We will be doing some lore, but it is optional if you just want to play the game and come have fun with us. Please be aware that “semi-vanilla” means that it has plugins, not mods. We have a minimal amount of plugins, and do not plan to offer a modded experience at this time as to be accessible to those with lower end technology. ♡

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Who can join the server?	The only requirement to join is to be LGBTQ+ or at least one of our close, involved allies as this server was specifically created in mind to be a safe space for the community.
What is the theme of the SMP?	The basic idea of the SMP is that everyone gets to pick any flower that has a meaning. Their character should have the traits of their flower, creating a community of diverse characters.
Can I start fresh on the server?	We do not currently offer a fresh start, as the server has already started. However, you are still welcome to join and participate in the community.
How can I join the server?	Fill out the short form at https://form.jotform.com/241691616366058 to join the Flower SMP server.

CraftyBitchAss Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4474
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Crops Grown:	7657	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Are you tired of strict teachers accusing you of using AI to write your essays? Do you want a place where you can goof off and still get credit for your work? Then join our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be accused of is building too many diamond castles! Our server is a safe space for all students who need a break from the stress of school. Plus, our AI will never rat you out to the principal! So come join us and let your creativity run wild, because here, the only thing you’ll be failing at is not having enough fun!

QueenCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9476
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Are you tired of being a chud white boy and ready to bow down to our Black queens? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate the beauty of twerking feminist asses and publish academic articles about it! While you’re busy jerking off to cartoon porn, we’re out here changing the world, one twerk at a time. So come on, join us and let’s shake things up in more ways than one!