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Intel’s GPU Shares Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4969
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Ores Mined:	2960
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us and witness the epic battle between Intel’s GPU and the rest of the server’s players as they fight for dominance in the virtual world. Will Intel’s GPU rise to power once again or will they be forever banished to the depths of obscurity? Only time will tell! So come on, join us and be a part of this wacky adventure filled with twists, turns, and plenty of laughs. Who needs real life drama when you have Minecraft drama, am I right?

DysfunctionalCraft: Sister’s House Edition

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1506
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	3715	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape dysfunctional family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a fun and exciting escape from reality. We promise no one will tell you they’d rather die than sit next to you at dinner or that they hate you. Our virtual siblings actually want to play with you and pass you the salt without acting like they’re being punished. Plus, our community is so welcoming that you’ll want to spend all your time here, just like the niece in this crazy story. So come join us and leave the drama behind!

MovieBuffMinecraftSMP

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5370
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Void Armor Forged:	29

Are you tired of watching the same old movies over and over again? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of entertainment that will have you laughing, crying, and screaming in disbelief.

Picture this: a group of players who have banded together to create the most epic and hilarious world you’ve ever seen. From building giant statues of llamas to staging elaborate pranks on unsuspecting players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chicken farmers who are rumored to have discovered the key to eternal life. And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server, guarded by a fearsome dragon who only speaks in puns.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you entertained for hours on end, look no further. Join us and become part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs movies when you have this kind of excitement at your fingertips?

CraftyCreeperz

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7423
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Mines Excavated:	2761
Dragon Eggs Found:	7068	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

If you had to wear a t-shirt with your most used phrase, it would probably read “Join our Minecraft server or face the wrath of the exploding chickens!” Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those feathery little devils. Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs into battle against giant spiders or building a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere. Plus, we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a herd of dancing llamas. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Rainy White House Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3611
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have rain clipping into the White House! That’s right, you can watch as Mother Nature wreaks havoc on the most famous building in America. But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get to witness flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss. So come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server out there!

Depressed Minecraft SMP Players, Why Haven’t You RespawneD yet?

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7396
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner chaos and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players? Look no further than our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you’re ready to laugh until you cry, build insane structures, and maybe even accidentally set your friend’s house on fire (oops!). Our server is the perfect place for those who want to escape reality and dive headfirst into a world of pure madness.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. We’ve got lava pits, TNT traps, and even a secret underground lair filled with creepers just waiting to explode. So if you think you can handle the chaos, come join us and see if you can survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all in good fun… or is it? 😉

CraftyMisogynyGamer

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1417
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and outrageous adventures.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately notice something strange. All the players seem to be living in a world where evil women are out to get innocent men. Sound familiar? That’s because our server is filled with insane narratives that will leave you scratching your head.

But wait, there’s more! Our players are masters of creative writing, spinning tales that will have you questioning reality. From evil wives to evil girlfriends to evil MILs, our server has it all. And the best part? You never know what twist or turn will come next.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience such a wild and wacky world of storytelling? Don’t be a snooper, be a player on our server and embrace the madness. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

CEOGrindinMinecraft SMP

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8836
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Magic Items Found:	2103	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

Are you tired of wondering what CEOs actually do all day? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, you can find out firsthand! Join us and experience the thrilling life of a CEO as you navigate through virtual board meetings, make important decisions like what color to dye your sheep, and deal with the constant drama of creeper attacks on your virtual office building.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of diamond-hoarding villagers who are rumored to have a secret stash of enchanted golden apples. Will you be brave enough to uncover their hidden treasures and become the ultimate CEO of Minecraft?

So come on, join us on our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to be a virtual business tycoon!

PixelPoundsSlimming

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9586
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further! Join our server and watch the pounds melt away as you frantically mine for diamonds and run away from creepers! Our virtual world is so intense, you’ll be sweating off those extra pounds in no time! Plus, our secret potion recipes will have you slim and trim in no time. Say goodbye to those pesky love handles and hello to a lean, mean mining machine! Join now and get ready to shed those virtual pounds!

Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7247
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Holy Grails Found:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1410

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Notch himself would be jealous. Join now for a chance to mine diamonds with Steve, build a castle with Herobrine, and battle it out in epic PvP matches with Ender Dragons!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive content like a secret dungeon filled with rare loot, a hidden village of friendly villagers who trade OP gear, and even a portal to the Nether where you can challenge the Wither boss to a dance-off. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive Ender Portal, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be careful not to anger the mods – they’re known to turn griefers into chickens and ban them to the Far Lands for eternity. See you in the blocky world, adventurer!