So, like, the reason you gotta join is because there’s this secret underground society of chickens that run the whole server. Yeah, you heard me right. These chickens are like, the mafia of Minecraft. And if you wanna survive, you gotta pay them in diamonds or they’ll peck you to death. It’s wild, man.
But that’s not even the craziest part. There’s this legend that if you find the hidden golden carrot, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. I know, it sounds insane, but I swear it’s true. People have been searching for it for years, but no one has found it yet. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?
So yeah, if you wanna join the most epic, chaotic, and downright bizarre Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Just remember, watch out for those chickens. They mean business.
Welcome to Valskaya Realms! We are an economy based survival server with a mideval-esq land claiming system called Lands and Nations. Our server is 100% Cross Platform, including PlayStation! Join our Discord today to stay updated on the latest and greatest when it comes to Valskaya. There will be monthly contests starting March where we will be giving away 50$ USD Visa Gift Cards to the wealthiest players 🙂 We hope you enjoy our simple yet satisfying server concept.
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| Server Type | Experimental, Vanilla, SMP |
|---|---|
| Updates | Every new snapshot with experiments enabled |
| Features | New game drops, Minecart Improvements, Villager Rebalance |
| Current Snapshot | 1.21.5 snapshots |
| Community | Friendly community with diamond-based trading economy |
The server updates to every new snapshot that comes out, usually every Wednesday.
Experimental features include game drops, Minecart Improvements, and Villager Rebalance.
The server averages around 10 players online at any given time.
Yes, the server features TPA, Homes, Mailing, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, Ranks, Mini blocks, Mob heads for every mob in the game, custom advancements, and more.
25w08a (Latest Snapshot for 1.21.5)
Join us for outrageous adventures and build your dream world without any pesky roommates asking you to pay for things you didn’t even want in the first place.
On our server, you can explore new lands, battle fierce mobs, and never have to worry about lugging suitcases across town for someone who won’t even spring for an uber.
So come join us and leave the roommate drama behind – because in our world, the only thing you’ll have to worry about is building the most epic base ever!
But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Cake King, a mythical creature who roams the land handing out slices of cake to all who dare to join. Rumor has it that if you collect enough cake slices, you’ll unlock the power to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes.
So come on down to our server and indulge in a never-ending sugar rush of epic proportions. Who needs a balanced diet when you can have cake for days? Join now and let the dessert adventure begin!
oh, and get this, our server is so lit that even the villagers have their own reality show. they gossip about who’s dating who, who stole whose diamonds, and who’s secretly a llama in disguise. it’s drama llama central up in here, my dude.
and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, let me tell ya about our epic pvp battles. we got players fighting each other with enchanted pickaxes, riding pigs into battle, and throwing potions like they’re confetti. it’s a war zone, but with more explosions and less seriousness.
so, what are ya waiting for? come join our minecraft server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.