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Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 1951 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 29 |
Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, or even participate in a chicken dance-off competition. Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with our level of chaos.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who can find it. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!