buoyancy Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BootyBlockerCraft

anatomy, biology, BootyBlockerCraft, buoyancy, butthole, Colon, Depth, drowning, gastrointestinal, health, human body, medical condition, PHYSICS., PRESSURE, Rectum, Risk, Safety, Sphincter, swimming, Underwater, Water

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1821
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	485	Endless Night Skies:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we answer life’s most pressing questions like “How deep would someone have to go in water for their butthole to fail and let water in?” Join us for a wild ride as we explore the depths of the ocean and test the limits of our virtual anatomy.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Butt Pirates, a group of players who sail the high seas in search of treasure and booty (pun intended). Join their crew and embark on epic quests filled with danger, excitement, and plenty of laughs.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underwater base where players can engage in intense battles using nothing but fish as weapons. Trust us, you’ve never experienced PvP quite like this before.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and discover a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the depth of your butthole).

SquishySeasMC

air compression, buoyancy, Deep Sea, density, Environmental Science, fluid dynamics, hydrodynamics, Marine Biology, marine science, Natural phenomena, Ocean exploration, ocean floor, oceanography, oceans, PHYSICS., scientific discovery, shallow oceans, SquishySeasMC, Underwater, water compression, water pressure

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	969
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where the oceans are as shallow as a kiddie pool because the water compresses like air! dive in and swim with the fishes without getting your hair wet, it’s a wacky underwater adventure like no other!

build your underwater kingdom and rule over the sea creatures like a true aquatic overlord. you’ll be the envy of all your friends as you ride dolphins and battle sharks in epic underwater battles.

but that’s not all! our server also has flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese. yes, you heard that right – cheese land!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest minecraft world you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyNorseWarfare

88 million dollars, allocated, arms sales, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyNorseWarfare, defense budget, defense industry, eastern europe, expand, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, government spending, international relations, military aid, military intervention, military support, norway, security assistance, Ukraine, weapons production

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7846
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Star Shards Collected:	159
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Villages Defended:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join rn!

we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate. yep, you heard right, CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS.

oh, and did i mention that the zombies here are actually really good dancers? like, they break out into a full on thriller dance routine every time you defeat them. it’s wild, man.

plus, our creepers are actually just misunderstood and they give out free hugs instead of blowing up your stuff. it’s like a cuddle party every time you see one.

so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? it’s like a party in your computer, man. come join the fun and let’s make some memories together.

MineLatam

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Factions Skyblock Creative Minigames PvP Economy Towny Roleplay Adventure Hardcore Pixelmon Parkour Prison Vanilla Quests RPG Custom Modded Skywars, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9251
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

We welcome you! What do we offer? Bringing you the best OP experience you can find in the Minecraft community. If you like what we do, don’t hesitate to stop by our discord.

mc.minelatam.com

CraftedSurvival: Where shopping is a sport and survival is a specialty! Join us for some semi-vanilla fun!

bedrock port 19132, CraftedSurvival, Environment, Friendly, friendly community, friendly community experience, Fun, griefer-free, Homes, INCLUSIVE, Join, Land claiming, live world map, Mob Heads, mojang, one player sleep, play.craftedsurvival.net, Playtime, Ranks, Semivanilla, shopping, shopping district, smp, Specialty, Sport, Survival, Tpa, Trust, Tweaks, Vanilla, Voting

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6695
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Enchantments Applied:	88
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Crafted Survival Minecraft Server

Features	Description
🏠 Land Claiming	Claim your own land to protect your builds
🛍️ Shopping District	Trade with other players in a designated shopping area
💨 Homes and TPA	Set homes and teleport to other players
🗺️ Live World Map	View the server world map in real-time
👾 Mob Heads	Collect heads from defeated mobs
🌙 One Player Sleep	Allows one player to skip the night when sleeping
🏅 Ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting	Earn ranks through various in-game activities
🧍 Active Player Base	Join a friendly and active community of players

Server Information

🔗 IP: play.craftedsurvival.net

🔗 Bedrock Port: 19132

We can’t wait to welcome you to our server! ❤️

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I claim land?	To claim land, use a golden shovel to select two points and create a claim.
Can I participate in the shopping district?	Yes, all players are welcome to set up shops and trade with others in the shopping district.
How do I set a home and teleport to other players?	Use /sethome to set a home location and /tpa [player] to teleport to another player.
Is the server grief-free?	Yes, we have measures in place to prevent griefing and ensure a friendly community experience.
How can I earn ranks on the server?	Ranks are based on trust, playtime, and voting. The more you play and contribute, the higher your rank will be.

Degrade The GF Minecraft Server

BDSM, consensual degradation, control, degradation play, degrade, degrading relationship, dirty talk, Domination, fetish, gf, Girlfriend, Humiliation, Kinky, Minecraft, power dynamics, role-play, rough sex, Server, sexual degradation, Submission, submissive, taboo

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3842
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Enchantments Applied:	104
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5387	Astral Projections Made:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a special event called “Degrade the GF” where players can team up to prank each other’s in-game girlfriends by building giant statues of them out of dirt and then blowing them up with TNT. It’s a wild ride of emotions and explosions!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we have a legendary treasure hunt where players can search for hidden chests filled with rare items and diamonds. But beware, the chests are guarded by a pack of mischievous chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their loot.

So come join us on this wacky and unpredictable Minecraft server, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas). See you in the game!

Cunt Prostitute Minecraft SMP

adult entertainment, adult services, brothels, commercial sex industry, Cunt, escort agencies, escort services, intimate services, Minecraft, paid companionship, paid intimacy, paid sex, Prostitute, Prostitutes, Red Light District, sex industry, sex work, sex workers, sexual encounters, sexual services, sexual transactions, smp, solicitation, transactional sex

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	176
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Villages Defended:	19
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in your Minecraft world, searching for excitement and adventure? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your virtual needs!

Join us and experience a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug. Our community is filled with players who have mastered the art of building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, and our economy is based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and dragon eggs.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who run a thriving prostitution ring. That’s right, you can trade emeralds for a night of passion with a sexy librarian or a seductive blacksmith. It’s a wild world out there, and anything is possible on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

DiamondsForDudes

consumer pricing, cost of living, DiamondsForDudes, economic disparities, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender disparities, gender economics, gender inequality, gender pay gap, gender pricing, gender wage gap, gender-based costs, gender-based pricing, gender-specific pricing, gendered costs., gendered pricing, pricing discrimination, pricing inequality, retail pricing, wage gap

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9471
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Zombie Dances:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1614	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Villages Defended:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Join our Minecraft server and find out the answer to this age-old question! We have a secret hidden in our virtual world that will blow your mind and have you questioning everything you thought you knew about gender equality. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a pack of highly trained ninja cats who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. So come on, join us and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

EuroCraft2025 Minecraft Server

2025, Diplomacy, duda, eastern europe, EU Expansion, EU Presidency, EuroCraft2025, European affairs, European Commission, European Council, european integration, european parliament, european politics, european union, European Union expansion, foreign policy, international relations, Minecraft, Poland, Poland presidency, Poland-EU relations, Server, Ukraine integration

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3436
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Meteorites Collected:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Runes Activated:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

come join our minecraft server where we pretend to be the president of poland in 2025 and our main goal is to make ukraine join the EU in the most epic way possible! we have crazy events like building giant EU flags out of diamond blocks and having epic battles against evil mobs that represent anti-EU forces.

duda himself will be there to guide you through the journey and give you special quests like finding the legendary EU sword hidden deep in the mines. join now and be part of the most epic EU expansion in minecraft history!

plus, we have free virtual pierogi for all new players! don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to shape the future of europe in a blocky, pixelated world. join now!

UkraineWarzoneCraft

Border skirmishes, civilian casualties, conflict escalation, Conflict in Eastern Europe, Eastern Europe conflict, Eastern Ukraine conflict, Fighting intensifies, Heavy Russian casualties, international conflict, military casualties, military conflict, political tensions, russian aggression, russian military, Ukraine contact line, Ukraine crisis, ukraine russia conflict, UkraineWarzoneCraft, war casualties, war in Ukraine, war zone

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	136
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Animals Bred:	46
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner warrior and fight like a russian soldier in ukraine but without the actual danger lol. we got intense battles happening all the time, just like in the real world but with pixelated graphics and blocky landscapes. u can be the hero of ur own story and lead ur army to victory against the enemy, just watch out for those creepers tho they’re more dangerous than any enemy soldier. join now and experience the thrill of war without actually getting hurt, what more could u ask for in a minecraft server?

Cough Crafters: Chronic Chronicles

chronic, chronic cough, Chronicles, continuous monitoring, cough, cough analysis, cough dynamics, cough frequency, cough monitoring technologies, cough patterns, Crafters, daily variation, data collection, health tracking., Healthcare, limited-time monitoring, Medical research, monitoring devices, patient care, Patients, researchers, respiratory diseases, respiratory health, Technology

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5648
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7

so, liek, imagine dis crazy server where coughs be da main event, yo. we gotz dis epic technology dat monitors ur coughs 24/7, cuz u never know when a coughin’ spree gon’ hit, amirite? u can’t miss out on all da wild cough dynamics happenin’ on dis server, it’s like a coughin’ extravaganza up in here. join now for da most intense cough monitoring experience of ur life, u won’t regret it, cough cough cough!

FaberNetworkMC

Adventures, boss models, Bosses, Cross-Play, custom abilities, Custom Items, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Jobs, Leveling system, Loot, MCMMO, mob models, mobs, Pets, PvE, PvP, Quests, Survival, Towns, Towny, TRADES, Vanilla, vanilla style

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	776
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	291	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Votes:	3574	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Minecraft towny with dungeons, quests, PVP, events, and hundreds of custom items whilst preserving the vanilla style.

Integrated leveling system with mobs/bosses and custom loot that becomes stronger as you progress.

Dungeons and adventures with different difficulties.No limit on progression.

Economy takes an important role in the server – Grow your empire by working jobs, trades with other players and even selling towns.Own custom pets with custom coded abilities.

Custom boss/mob models for a fresh feel.

play.fabernetworkmc.net