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  • NoWifeNoLife Minecraft Server

    NoWifeNoLife Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise drama-free building and crafting…unless you park your jeep in the garage! Our server is a safe haven for all players, except for those who refuse to listen to the rules (looking at you, jeep owners).

    Join us for a wild ride of arguments, passive-aggressive messages, and unexpected twists and turns. Who knew that a simple request to move a car could lead to such chaos? But hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.

    So come on in and experience the thrill of virtual garage disputes, all while trying to avoid getting on the wrong side of our players’ protective tendencies. And remember, if you want to avoid any in-game drama, just park your jeep outside. Trust us, it’s worth it.

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  • WeddingCraft: No Baby Bumps Allowed

    WeddingCraft: No Baby Bumps Allowed

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    Are you tired of your sister stealing the spotlight at every family event? Join our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama and build your own world where YOU are the star! No more forced announcements or attention-stealing toasts, just pure gaming fun.

    Imagine a world where you can banish your sister to the Nether realm for her selfish antics, or build a giant monument to celebrate your own achievements without anyone stealing your thunder. On our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to use for your next epic build.

    So why wait? Join now and reclaim your rightful place as the center of attention in a world where the only thing pregnant is your imagination with endless possibilities!

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  • /Feed/ – Fat, Expansion & Edit Drawthread Minecraft SMP

    /Feed/ – Fat, Expansion & Edit Drawthread Minecraft SMP

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace all things fat-tasmic! Join us for a wild ride filled with expansion, edits, and a whole lot of laughs. Our server is like no other, with outrageous requests for fat/weight gain/inflation and other expansion themes. Whether you’re into human, monster girls, anthropomorphic animals, or fictional creatures, we’ve got something for everyone.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by the ghost of a fat-tasmic artist from 1979, who roams the land creating hilarious drawings of chubby characters. Legend has it, if you bump the thread enough times, you may even catch a glimpse of the elusive Fat-tasm in action.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a community dedicated to drawing fatties, sharing resources for beginners, and helping each other improve their art skills? Plus, we have a strict no loli/shota policy because let’s face it, everyone hates that.

    Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next fat-tasmic artist of our generation!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Blocky Booty Bumps: Henya’s Anal Adventure Minecraft Server

    Blocky Booty Bumps: Henya’s Anal Adventure Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the adventures are as wild as having anal sex with Henya! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Legend has it that on our server, you can find a magical diamond sword that was forged by a unicorn’s fart. Yes, you heard that right. This sword is so powerful that it can turn your enemies into chickens with just one swing! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who love to dance to disco music?

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server, there lies a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds. And the only way to unlock it is by doing the Chicken Dance while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on our server.

    So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to experience what it’s like to have anal sex with Henya (Disclaimer: Henya is a fictional character and any resemblance to real persons is purely coincidental).

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  • GasGriefers: NoMoreUkraineTransit

    GasGriefers: NoMoreUkraineTransit

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    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than russia cutting off gas to europe lmao. our transit deal is like expired but who cares when you can be building epic structures and trolling your friends. we promise more fun than putin’s political games, so join now before we run out of virtual gas too. trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

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  • Beetle Burying Eco Cleanup

    Beetle Burying Eco Cleanup

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    come join our minecraft server, where american burying beetles are the real MVPs! they clean up all the dead animals in the game, making it look spotless and fresh. you won’t find a server with better janitors than these little guys. plus, they throw the best parties in the underground caves, you won’t want to miss out on their epic dance moves. join now for a chance to party with the coolest beetles in nebraska!

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  • Empyria

    Empyria

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    Empyria Minecraft Server Overview

    IP Address empyria.xyz
    Languages Hispanic (English is not spoken)
    Features Map of the world, Factions, Airplanes, Boats, Slimefun, Economic system, Weapons, New minerals and more

    Community Discord: https://discord.gg/tAkWfq8n3f

    FAQ

    1. What is the primary language spoken on the server?

    The primary language spoken on the server is Hispanic. English is not spoken.

    2. What are some of the features available on the server?

    Some of the features available on the server include a map of the world, Factions (countries and regions), Airplanes, Boats, Slimefun, an economic system, Weapons, New minerals and more.

    3. Is the server looking for any specific roles?

    Yes, the community is looking for builders, farmers, and people who know about pup.

    4. Who are the owners of Empyria server?

    We are not the owners of the Empyria server.

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  • Crimson Mob Society 1.21.4

    Crimson Mob Society 1.21.4

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    Yo, bro, do you wanna join this Minecraft server where you can live out your mafia dreams? Dress up like a mob boss and take over the virtual streets! No one will know what you do on the side, just like in real life. It’s like being in a mafia movie, but with blocks and creepers. Join now and let’s make some virtual deals that no one can refuse!

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  • DadJokeMaster Minecraft SMP

    DadJokeMaster Minecraft SMP

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    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, the other day, I was mining for diamonds and I found a secret tunnel that led me to a village full of talking llamas who told me the funniest dad jokes ever. I was laughing so hard, I almost fell off my minecart! And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other, like one time we replaced all the sheep in someone’s farm with pink llamas wearing sunglasses. It was epic, bro! So if you want to join in on the madness and have a blast with us, come on over and let’s build some ridiculous structures and have a blast together! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter, then maybe you should stay away. But seriously, join us, you won’t regret it!

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  • MineCraftMastery2021

    MineCraftMastery2021

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    Have you ever built a roller coaster that launches you into the sky and then drops you into a pool of lava? No? Well, you can do that on our Minecraft server! Join us and show off your epic builds, like a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn while eating a taco. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or stop their fluffy revolution? The choice is yours. So come on, join our server and let your creativity run wild!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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