Bumps Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

WeddingCraft: No Baby Bumps Allowed

Allowed, Attention, aunt, baby, Bumps, celebration, Conflict, Drama, emotions, family, family dynamics, Happy, hurt feelings, overreacting, pregnancy announcement, selfish, sibling rivalry, sister, special occasion, spotlight, toast, Wedding, wedding etiquette, WeddingCraft

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6205
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Star Shards Collected:	122
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Are you tired of your sister stealing the spotlight at every family event? Join our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama and build your own world where YOU are the star! No more forced announcements or attention-stealing toasts, just pure gaming fun.

Imagine a world where you can banish your sister to the Nether realm for her selfish antics, or build a giant monument to celebrate your own achievements without anyone stealing your thunder. On our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to use for your next epic build.

So why wait? Join now and reclaim your rightful place as the center of attention in a world where the only thing pregnant is your imagination with endless possibilities!

/Feed/ – Fat, Expansion & Edit Drawthread Minecraft SMP

4chan, ALOGS, anthropomorphic animals, Archive, artists, Beginners, booru, bump limit, Bumps, DELETED, deliveries, drawing, drawing improvement, drawthread, edit, Edit Drawthread, Expansion, expansion themed, FAQ, fat, Fat-tasm, fats, Feed, female, fictional creatures, Human, inflation, Loli, Male, Minecraft, Monster Girl, progress thread, Report, request anchor, Requests, sample, shota, smp, Spam, spooky, underaged characters, weight gain

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	374
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	34	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Dimension Hops:	14
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace all things fat-tasmic! Join us for a wild ride filled with expansion, edits, and a whole lot of laughs. Our server is like no other, with outrageous requests for fat/weight gain/inflation and other expansion themes. Whether you’re into human, monster girls, anthropomorphic animals, or fictional creatures, we’ve got something for everyone.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by the ghost of a fat-tasmic artist from 1979, who roams the land creating hilarious drawings of chubby characters. Legend has it, if you bump the thread enough times, you may even catch a glimpse of the elusive Fat-tasm in action.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a community dedicated to drawing fatties, sharing resources for beginners, and helping each other improve their art skills? Plus, we have a strict no loli/shota policy because let’s face it, everyone hates that.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next fat-tasmic artist of our generation!

Blocky Booty Bumps: Henya’s Anal Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anal, anal sex, blocky, BOOTY, Boundaries, Bumps, Communication, Connection, consent, Curiosity, desire, EXCITEMENT, experimentation, Exploration, fantasies, henya, Henyas, Intimacy, Minecraft, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensation, Server, sexual exploration, taboo, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8291
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7867	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Dimension Hops:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the adventures are as wild as having anal sex with Henya! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that on our server, you can find a magical diamond sword that was forged by a unicorn’s fart. Yes, you heard that right. This sword is so powerful that it can turn your enemies into chickens with just one swing! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who love to dance to disco music?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server, there lies a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds. And the only way to unlock it is by doing the Chicken Dance while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on our server.

So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to experience what it’s like to have anal sex with Henya (Disclaimer: Henya is a fictional character and any resemblance to real persons is purely coincidental).

/Minecraft SMP/ – FGO Alter Ego

Alter, Campaign, Chaldea Tam Lin Cup, Coin Calculator, Damage Calculator, Drop Rates, edmond dantes, Ego, Event Compendium, FAQ, fate grand order, Fate/Grand Order NA, FGO, FGO JP, Future Materials Spreadsheet, Interlude Timeline, Material Lookup, mats, Minecraft, Pickup Summon, Prison Tower, rank up, Rateups, Raw Database, Servant Info, Servant Planner, Singularity Repair Support Campaign, smp, summon, Summoning Info

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8602
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	394
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Love Letters Sent:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1756

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. They became the richest player on the server and ruled with an iron fist (literally, they had a diamond sword). But then, a group of mischievous players banded together and pranked them by filling their house with chickens. It was clucking chaos, but oh so hilarious!

If you want to be a part of the madness, join our server now! We have custom plugins, crazy events, and a community that will make you feel right at home. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the laughter begin!

Crafty McFunny Minecraft Server

abnormal behavior, BowTiedMara, brain rot, Campaign, Conspiracy, Crafty, election, election results, Manipulation, McFunny, medication, Minecraft, Mr, Mr. Boden, Mr. Shekelstein, pill, political intrigue, Server, sharp, side effects, social media, speaking gibberish, Status, twitter

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2171
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server will have you laughing your blocky butt off! Join us and experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft like never before.

Picture this: you take one pill on our server and suddenly you start behaving like a chicken! Take another pill and you’ll be speaking in pig Latin! Need more pills to fix it? Well, get ready for complete brain rot! But hey, who needs a functioning brain when you can have this much fun?

Join us on our server and we’ll make you fit for election…or at least fit for a straight jacket! The craziness never ends on our server, so come on in and let’s get weird together! Just be sure to watch out for those sharp turns, things can get a little dicey around here. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

The Linty Python Minecraft SMP

clean code practices, code compilation, code formatting, code organization, code quality, coding conventions, coding style, Comments.., function spacing, linters, linting rules, Linty, Minecraft, PEP standard, programming guidelines, programming standards, Python, Python best practices, smp, syntax rules, variable declaration, variable naming conventions, Whitespace

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7108
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Endless Night Skies:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why? Because why not!

2. Our main currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather…potatoes! Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes are worth more than gold in our world.

3. Every full moon, our server transforms into a giant disco party with creepers busting out some sick dance moves. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

4. We have a special event called “Chicken Jousting” where players ride on chickens and battle it out with carrots as their weapons. It’s both ridiculous and strangely exhilarating.

5. The server owner once accidentally turned themselves into a block of cheese and had to navigate through a maze of hungry mice to find the antidote. True story.

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and potatoes, then come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP! Just be prepared for the unexpected at every turn.

Zenless Zone Zero – Minecraft Server

Asaba Harumasa, Boopons, Cunning Hares, Doggy Vouchers, Double Drops, Drawpile, En-Nah, Friendship Fair, Lighter Lorenz, Minecraft, newest trailer, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Roaming the Ether, Routine Cleanup, Server, Sixth Street market fair, Soul Hounds III, Tsukishiro Yanagi, Upcoming Events, useful links, vicious dogs within, virtual revenge, Zenless, zenless zone zero, Zone, ZZZFriends

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3067
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now for a chance to claim 10 free Boopons – because who doesn’t love free stuff, amirite?

Roam the Ether and recover lost data for the Cunning Hares – they’re not your average bunnies, trust us. And don’t miss out on the double drops for all Routine Cleanup stages – it’s like cleaning up your room, but with extra rewards!

Oh, and have you heard about the Vicious Dogs Within event? Earn Doggy Vouchers by playing Soul Hounds III – it’s like a doggy daycare, but way more exciting.

Help Sjal with the Sixth Street market fair at the 141 Friendship Fair – because who wouldn’t want to hang out with Sjal and earn epic rewards?

And don’t forget to redeem those codes for even more goodies – because why settle for just one when you can have them all?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Why Don’t You Get A GF Anon? Minecraft SMP

advice, Affection, Anon, attraction, Commitment, Communication, Companionship, Connection, DATING, dont, emotions, fulfillment, Girlfriend, Happiness, Intimacy, love, Minecraft, Partnership, physical touch, relationships, romance, smp, Support, Understanding

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1951
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Void Gems Collected:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where plapping butts is not only allowed, but encouraged! Grope your way to victory as you navigate through crazy challenges and obstacles. And hey, who knows, maybe finding a Minecraft girlfriend will actually make you more popular with the ladies in real life too! So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

HELLMIND server Minecraft

Achievements, adventure mode, Banking System, big shot, Business, city building, data pack, donation, HELLIMIND, hidden achievements, Long Term Projects, Minecraft, mini-community, Server, Server development., SimpleVoicechat mod, Survival, territory registration

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5604
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Love Letters Sent:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Ores Mined:	6575	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Void Gems Collected:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29

More information about the server:

There will be no wipes on the server; you can develop your projects on our server for a long time.

If ordinary achievements seem simple to you, we have a data pack for 1000 achievements and hidden achievements may take you a lot of time.

As the server develops, a banking system will appear.

To hear players use the SimpleVoicechat mod.

You can create your own city and develop it with your own mini-community, run a business, become a big shot on the server or an interesting character.

To register your territory, circle it all with blocks around the edges, or make a fence, putting up signs that this is your territory. (It is advisable to do it beautifully) You can register a maximum of 3 territories for yourself.By joining you will have an adventure mode, but for a minimum donation via the link in the chat you can get survival.

94.131.13.34

Neurotypical Not Found Minecraft Server

#youtube, autism, Behavior, Communication, mental health, Minecraft, neuroatypical, neuroatypicality, neurodevelopmental disorders, neurodivergence, neurodivergent, neurodiversity, neurology, neurotypical, Neurotypicals, normies, Server, social media, social norms, Social Skills, Stereotypes, twitch

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2449
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Animals Bred:	70
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers filled with neurotypicals? Look no further, because our server is a haven for all the non-neurotypical players out there! We don’t discriminate against anyone who doesn’t fit the “normie” mold – in fact, we celebrate diversity and uniqueness!

Join us on our server and experience a world where creativity knows no bounds, where players with autism, ADHD, and other neurodivergent traits thrive and create amazing builds that will blow your mind. Our community is filled with quirky characters and hilarious antics that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a group of players who will build a roller coaster that goes through a maze of memes, or create a giant statue of a cat wearing a top hat? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Don’t be a normie – join our server today and embrace your inner weirdo! Who knows, you might even discover that being neurodivergent is the coolest superpower of all.

> So you lost No Nut November Minecraft SMP

abstain, challenge, Defeat, discipline, Failure, funny, humor, internet challenge, internet trend, Lost, meme, Minecraft, no nut november, November, nut, regret, self improvement, self-control, smp, social media, temptation, viral

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9571
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Farms Harvested:	871
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ores Mined:	7923	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Animals Bred:	135

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we don’t judge you for losing No Nut November because let’s be real, Minecraft is way more important than that silly challenge. Join us and let’s build a world where the only nuts we care about are the ones we find in our chests (get your mind out of the gutter, we’re talking about diamonds and emeralds here).

Our server is full of crazy characters like Bob the Creeper Whisperer who can tame creepers with just a wink, and Sally the Sheep Herder who has a secret sheep army that she uses to take over villages. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where we dance the night away to the sweet sounds of C418. And rumor has it that Notch himself makes a surprise appearance every now and then to show off his sick dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and let’s make some memories that will make losing No Nut November totally worth it.

No Magic Allowed Minecraft Server

Allowed, comic book characters, fictional characters, Magic, Minecraft, no magic, no supernatural abilities, non-magical powers, physical strength, Server, strongest character, super strength, SuperHero, superhuman abilities

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8327
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Divine Spears Created:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you tired of getting wrecked by wizards and witches on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, magic is strictly forbidden! That’s right, no more getting turned into a frog or struck by lightning out of nowhere.

Join us and prove your strength without relying on any hocus pocus. Build epic fortresses, battle fierce mobs, and show off your PvP skills without worrying about some mage casting a spell on you.

Who will emerge as the ultimate warrior on our server? Will it be the fearless knight in shining armor, the cunning rogue with ninja-like reflexes, or the beefed-up barbarian ready to smash anything in their path? The only way to find out is to join us and start your epic adventure today!

The Board Has Been Dead Even Before The Minecraft SMP

Abandoned, Board, Communication, Community, Dead, DESERTED, discussion, election, Empty, End.., forum, Ghost Town, INACTIVE, internet, message board, Minecraft, near.., ONLINE, pw, smp, spam measures

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2961
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Crops Grown:	8580	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Buildings Constructed:	42	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted diamond pickaxes, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary player who can only be appeased by building a giant statue of a potato in their honor.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft SMP!