Bumps MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

NoWifeNoLife Minecraft Server

scratches, Friend, Jeep, Rain, Minecraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise drama-free building and crafting…unless you park your jeep in the garage! Our server is a safe haven for all players, except for those who refuse to listen to the rules (looking at you, jeep owners).

Join us for a wild ride of arguments, passive-aggressive messages, and unexpected twists and turns. Who knew that a simple request to move a car could lead to such chaos? But hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.

So come on in and experience the thrill of virtual garage disputes, all while trying to avoid getting on the wrong side of our players’ protective tendencies. And remember, if you want to avoid any in-game drama, just park your jeep outside. Trust us, it’s worth it.

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WeddingCraft: No Baby Bumps Allowed

sibling rivalry, overreacting, pregnancy announcement, hurt feelings, special occasion

Are you tired of your sister stealing the spotlight at every family event? Join our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama and build your own world where YOU are the star! No more forced announcements or attention-stealing toasts, just pure gaming fun.

Imagine a world where you can banish your sister to the Nether realm for her selfish antics, or build a giant monument to celebrate your own achievements without anyone stealing your thunder. On our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to use for your next epic build.

So why wait? Join now and reclaim your rightful place as the center of attention in a world where the only thing pregnant is your imagination with endless possibilities!

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/Feed/ – Fat, Expansion & Edit Drawthread Minecraft SMP

sample, Requests, weight gain, fictional creatures, Fat-tasm

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace all things fat-tasmic! Join us for a wild ride filled with expansion, edits, and a whole lot of laughs. Our server is like no other, with outrageous requests for fat/weight gain/inflation and other expansion themes. Whether you’re into human, monster girls, anthropomorphic animals, or fictional creatures, we’ve got something for everyone.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by the ghost of a fat-tasmic artist from 1979, who roams the land creating hilarious drawings of chubby characters. Legend has it, if you bump the thread enough times, you may even catch a glimpse of the elusive Fat-tasm in action.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a community dedicated to drawing fatties, sharing resources for beginners, and helping each other improve their art skills? Plus, we have a strict no loli/shota policy because let’s face it, everyone hates that.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next fat-tasmic artist of our generation!

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Blocky Booty Bumps: Henya’s Anal Adventure Minecraft Server

Exploration, Sensation, satisfaction, Henyas, experimentation

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the adventures are as wild as having anal sex with Henya! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that on our server, you can find a magical diamond sword that was forged by a unicorn’s fart. Yes, you heard that right. This sword is so powerful that it can turn your enemies into chickens with just one swing! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who love to dance to disco music?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server, there lies a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds. And the only way to unlock it is by doing the Chicken Dance while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on our server.

So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to experience what it’s like to have anal sex with Henya (Disclaimer: Henya is a fictional character and any resemblance to real persons is purely coincidental).

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MalariaCraft: Resist the Spread!

MalariaCraft, drug-resistant malaria, malaria treatment, drug resistance, millions at risk

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! If you ain’t joinin’ this Minecraft server, you basically lettin’ drug-resistant malaria take over Africa! We got resistance levels higher than your kill streak, goin’ from 1% to 20% in just three years! It’s like a zombie apocalypse, but with malaria parasites, man!

Join our server and help stop this madness! Fight off those resistant parasites like a boss and save millions of lives! Ain’t no time to waste, the spread of these parasites is comin’ at us like a freight train! So grab your pickaxe and get to work, ’cause Africa needs us, gamers!

Don’t be a noob, be a hero! Join our Minecraft server now and let’s kick some malaria butt together! Let’s show those parasites who’s boss in the virtual world and save the day! Are you ready for the challenge, gamer? Let’s do this!

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Welcome to GeodeCraft: Where we dig up friendships instead of diamonds! 🪨💎💰💬 #NoGriefingAllowed

lag-free experience, Vanilla, diamonds, Land Claims, FRIENDSHIPS

GeodeCraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Survival
Features	Land Claims, Custom crate tools, armor and items, Player Shops, Player Warps, McMMO, Resource Worlds, Custom Economy plugin, Entity/Spawner/Items stacking
IP Address	mc.geodecraft.net
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQs

1. Can I claim land on the server?

Yes, GeodeCraft allows players to claim land to protect their builds.

2. Are there custom items on the server?

Yes, the server offers custom crate tools, armor, and items for players to obtain.

3. Can I set up my own shop on the server?

Absolutely! Players have the ability to create their own shops on GeodeCraft.

4. Is there a leveling system on the server?

Yes, McMMO is implemented on the server, providing a leveling system for various skills.

5. How can I provide feedback to the server admins?

We highly encourage players to join our Discord server and engage in discussions to provide feedback on changes and additions they would like to see on the server.

DawntrailCraft Minecraft Server

Dawntrail General, Plot 56, fight club, materia, MEETUPS

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old events and resources? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for our Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign where you can win exclusive in-game prizes just for watching our streams. And don’t miss out on our monthly Male Meetup where we watch The Wolf of Wallstreet and Fight Club – because who needs rom-coms anyway?

But wait, there’s more! Join us for the Evo Watch Party Grand Finals and witness some epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat. And if that’s not enough, come to our Tural Thread Throwdown event where you can show off your crafting skills and win some amazing rewards.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even meet your in-game soulmate at one of our meetups!

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CraftyVShojo+ – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

kuro, henya, CraftyVShojo, ari, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have created a virtual world where all the VShojo and vtubers hang out and have epic adventures together! Join us as we build, mine, and explore with Froot, GEEGA, Haruka, Henya, Hime, Kson, Kuro, Mata, Mel, Michi, Mouse, and Zen.

But beware, Froggy couldn’t make it because their computer broke, so watch out for any creeper attacks! And don’t forget to bring your diamond sword, because you never know when a virtual zombie apocalypse might break out.

Join us for some LOLs, epic builds, and maybe even some virtual romance (we heard Mel and Kuro are secretly dating in-game!). So come on in and join the fun – just make sure to ignore any bait in the chat and always be excellent to your fellow players. See you in the virtual world!

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KidzKantKountTruth

milestone birthday, family, pizza, SNACKS, overreacting

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time filled with mystery and intrigue.

Picture this: you log on to play with your kids on your milestone birthday weekend. You’ve got a mountain of snacks ready to fuel your gaming session. But uh-oh, someone ate your favorite cookies! The culprit remains a mystery as your kids refuse to confess.

Join our server for a chance to solve cookie capers and uncover the truth behind missing snacks. Will you be able to crack the case and restore peace to your virtual world? Or will the cookie thief remain at large, causing chaos and mayhem?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of snack-stealing shenanigans on our server. Join now for a chance to become the ultimate detective and snack connoisseur!

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CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, embarrassing situations., embarrassing moments, funny stories, funny mishaps

Have you ever been caught building a giant statue of a chicken in your backyard? Or maybe someone stumbled upon you trying to ride a pig around town like a noble steed? Well, if you’re looking for a place where your wildest Minecraft dreams can come true, then you need to join our server!

Our server is a magical place where the laws of physics don’t apply and the only limit is your imagination. Want to create a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? Go for it! Feel like turning the ocean into a giant bowl of jello? Why not!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of talking sheep who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for woolly domination, or will you stand against them and defend the realm?

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild. Just be prepared for the unexpected – you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll walk in on next!

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