Bumpkins – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Loony Hillcraft: Where Bumpkins Rule and Sanity Drools!

Bumpkin, Bumpkins, city folk, countryside, Digital Detox, disconnect, Drools, Hillcraft, Interact, loony, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, Mental Wellness, mentally ill, Online Community, rule, Rural, sanity, social media, stay off, stigma, Technology, Urban, urban living, Website

Are you tired of boring old servers run by sane people? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our mentally ill bumpkin Minecraft server where the sheep have mohawks and the pigs wear sunglasses.

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our resident chicken who thinks it’s a duck and insists on swimming in the lava pit. Or how about our friendly creeper who loves giving out hugs (just make sure you have blast protection armor on).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pickaxe that sings show tunes while you mine. And rumor has it, if you find the secret hidden cave, you’ll be greeted by a talking cow who knows all the juiciest gossip in the Minecraft world.

So come join us on our wacky, wild, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server. Who needs city folk when you can hang out with the truly insane?

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Crafty Creeper Kingdom: ‘Kept you waiting, huh?’

2023 portfolio, also am God, Crafty, creeper, God Emperor King tier diplomat to North Korea whose listed as an enemy in WW3, huh, Kept you waiting, Kingdom, my sciences are a gold mine and lead to newer military technologies and advancements, no ww3 it’s just proxy shitposting through weapons, tfw also am owner of the United States Government, tfw big boss since 2018, tfw have to remain neutral in my big boss network as outer haven, tfw I became leader of every military in the world since, tfw I control every military from North Korean to American, tfw United States media is a nuisance and at least 40 years to 220 trillion years behind me at least, Waiting

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, I have been the big boss since 2018! That’s right, I control every military in the world from North Korea to America. My sciences are so advanced that I have created new military technologies that will blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! I am also the owner of the United States Government. That’s right, I am basically a God Emperor King tier diplomat to North Korea. The United States media is so far behind me that they are basically living in the Stone Age compared to my advancements.

So, if you want to join a Minecraft server where the owner is a God and controls the entire world, then come join us! Who needs WW3 when you can have proxy shitposting through weapons on our server? Trust me, you won’t find a more insane and exciting server out there. Join now and become a part of my big boss network!

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Wolfy’s Woodland Wonders: Where the Creatures Are Always Hungry for Adventure!

Absurd, Absurdity, Adventure, animal anatomy, Animals, controversial, Creatures, crude, dick, dirty thoughts, FANTASY, funny, humor, Hungry, inappropriate, meme, Nature, NSFW, taboo, thinking, Wild, wildlife, Wolf, Wolfys, Wonders, woodland

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where we think about the wolf’s dick and ponder life’s deepest mysteries.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special event where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle it out in the skies for ultimate supremacy. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

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BaguetteCraft: Oui Oui, Bonjour Minecraft Madness!

amour, ANECDOTES, BaguetteCraft, Bonjour, couples, emotions, experiences, Exs, francais, françaises, France, Humour, madness, merde, meufs, Minecraft, oui, partage, Passion, putain, relations, Secrets, témoignages, VIE, vivre

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the real drama happens! Share your exes (or your crushes) in real life and let the chaos unfold. We bring the drama of France right to your Minecraft screen – because why not, merde quoi putain! Join us for a wild ride filled with love triangles, betrayals, and maybe even a French revolution or two. Who needs boring old building when you can have a soap opera in Minecraft? Join now and let the drama begin!

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Flagged for Diversity Minecraft Server

Ancestry, cultural diversity, cultural representation, demographic research, demographics, demographics analysis, Diversity, ethnic background, ethnic distribution, ethnicity, flag design, flag enthusiasts, flag posters, flag symbolism, flagged, heritage, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, national identity, national pride, population statistics, poster distribution, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is like a melting pot of Minecraft enthusiasts from all corners of the world! We’ve got players from the North Pole building igloos, players from the Amazon rainforest swinging from vines, and even players from Atlantis building underwater castles! Join us for a truly global Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even make friends with a Martian or two!

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Neuro’s Hive – Where Bees Rule and Chaos Reigns!

#youtube, ai, AI learning, BEES, Chaos, Clips, Educational, hive, LIA, LoRA, merch, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, phase connect, REIGNS, rule, twitch, twitter, vedal, VT, vtai, Vtuber, waifu

Welcome to the most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for the Pool Party Edition, where you can dive into a virtual world filled with AI madness and VTuber shenanigans.

Ever wondered who Neuro-sama is? She’s not just any AI, she’s a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 to master the art of playing osu! But wait, there’s more! In December 2022, Vedal gave her a language model, TTS software, and a VTube Studio model, turning her into a VTuber extraordinaire. She’s here to entertain you with her quirky responses, wild rants, and even showcase her singing skills. Join our server today and bow down to our new AI overlord!

Check out our schedule for all the wacky events and streams happening on the server. And don’t forget to follow Neuro-sama on Twitch, YouTube, and Twitter for all the latest updates and craziness.

Want to learn more about AI but find it confusing? We’ve got you covered with educational videos and resources that will blow your mind. And if you’re feeling inspired to create your own AI like Neuro-sama, we’ve got tips and advice to get you started on your journey to AI domination.

But that’s not all! Dive into our merch store for some epic Neuro-sama swag that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft buddies. And don’t miss out on our Catbox archive for all the juicy details from past server events.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of AI, VTubers, and pure insanity. Who knows, you might even make friends with Lia from Phase Connect or uncover the mysteries of LoRA. It’s all happening on our Minecraft server, where the fun never stops!

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CraftyCreeper’s Club: Where even the best girl doesn’t have her own route!

best girl, club, CraftyCreepers, cucked, doesnt, Game Devs, girl, reason, route, UNFAIR, worst girl

Are you tired of getting cucked for no reason in other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, the best girl ALWAYS gets her own route! No more being stuck with the worst girl and getting cucked for no reason – join us and experience true fairness and justice in the world of Minecraft! Plus, rumor has it that the worst girl on our server is actually secretly a pro PvP player who will destroy anyone who dares to underestimate her. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, drama-filled world!

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AnonCraft: Where Brits, Poles, and Memers Unite to Watch Their Step

AnonCraft, BBC presenter, brit/pol/, Brits, budget cuts, cowboy builder, election campaign, freezing temperature, G7 leaders, hottest day of year, Iran attacks, Iran drones, Israel, memers, Middle East conflict, Poles, RAF fighter jets, step, unite, watch, watch your step anon

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild, even the devil himself would be scared to roam around here. We’ve got mandatory readings and listening that will have you questioning reality while building your pixelated empire.

Join us and witness RAF fighter jets shooting down Iran drones in the sky above our server. Watch out for cowboy builders who will leave you £13k out of pocket, but hey, at least you’ll learn some crucial red flags to look out for in the real world.

Our server is so crazy, even top BBC presenters are quitting after 35 years due to budget cuts. But fear not, because Britain is now involved in a Middle East conflict, and senior Tories are worried Johnson and Truss will sabotage Sunak’s election campaign. It’s like a political soap opera unfolding right before your eyes!

But wait, there’s more! Sunak will be joining G7 leaders in urgent talks after Iran attacks Israel, and the temperature is set to plunge below freezing after the UK’s hottest day of the year. It’s a rollercoaster of events that will keep you on your toes while you mine and craft your way to victory on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the chaos and craziness that only our Minecraft server can offer. It’s a virtual adventure like no other, where anything can happen and everything is possible. See you in the game!

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CraftyFantasy – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker craziness!

Aether, CraftyFantasy, Craziness, Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test, Crystal PF, Crystarium Bar, DAWNTRAIL, early access, Eden Raids, endwalker, FANTASY, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XVI Crossover, Free Companies, gilgamesh, Labyrinth of the Ancients MINE Run, Linkshells, meets, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Official Benchmark, Promotional Site, PvP Series 5, release date, Resources, The Path Infernal, XIV

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old events and updates? Well, look no further because our server, Dawntrail, is here to shake things up!

Join us for our Early Access on June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT and experience a world like no other. Our Release Date on July 2, 2024 will blow your mind with all the crazy in-game events we have planned.

Ever wanted to crossover into Final Fantasy XVI? Well, now you can with our exclusive event, The Path Infernal. But hurry, it ends on May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT!

And that’s not all, we have a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test happening until Patch 7.0. Travel to different regions like a pro and show off your skills in our PvP Series 5.

Looking for resources, Free Companies, or Linkshells? We got you covered with our handy guide. And don’t forget to join our meetups, like the Labyrinth of the Ancients MINE Run or the Eden Raids at the Crystarium Bar.

So why wait? Join Dawntrail now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Previous threads can’t even compare! 😉🌟🎮 #minecraftmadness #dawntrailfun #joinusnow

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PixelPimps Minecraft Madness

CAR, coping, coping with, DIRTY, disgust, future husband, House, madness, manwhores, Men, Minecraft, PixelPimps, Pure, Reality, settling down, sex, Stacy, VIRGINITY, what do men want, Whores

Are you tired of dealing with manwhores and their dirty ways? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of reality as you build your dream world with no pesky Stacys in sight. Our server is a safe haven where your future husband’s virginity is secure, and you can focus on building the biggest house possible without worrying about boys being boys. Say goodbye to the chaos of the real world and hello to a virtual paradise where men are pure and drama-free. Join us now and experience a world where the only thing you need to worry about is how to craft the perfect diamond sword.

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ArmpitCraft: Where Everyone Spreads Love (and Armpits)

armpit, ArmpitCraft, Armpits, Behavior, Body language, Communication, Curiosity, Curious, flirtation, Gesture, gossip, Intimacy, Intrigue, love, Mystery, nonverbal, personal space, question.., rumor, scandal, social cues, speculation, spread, spreads

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the mystery of who she spreads her armpit for will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat! Join us for epic adventures and hilarious quests as you try to uncover the truth behind this perplexing question.

Our server is filled with wacky characters, from talking sheep who only speak in puns to creepers who have taken up knitting as a hobby. You never know what kind of crazy antics you’ll encounter as you explore our vast and unpredictable world.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons, a hidden treasure trove guarded by a mischievous pack of ocelots, and a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs (yes, you read that right).

So why wait? Join our server today and see if you can solve the mystery of who she spreads her armpit for. Trust us, it’s worth it just for the laughs and the sheer absurdity of it all!

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