Bumpkin Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Loony Hillcraft: Where Bumpkins Rule and Sanity Drools!

Bumpkin, Bumpkins, city folk, countryside, Digital Detox, disconnect, Drools, Hillcraft, Interact, loony, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, Mental Wellness, mentally ill, Online Community, rule, Rural, sanity, social media, stay off, stigma, Technology, Urban, urban living, Website

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4618
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Chimeras Created:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers run by sane people? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our mentally ill bumpkin Minecraft server where the sheep have mohawks and the pigs wear sunglasses.

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our resident chicken who thinks it’s a duck and insists on swimming in the lava pit. Or how about our friendly creeper who loves giving out hugs (just make sure you have blast protection armor on).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pickaxe that sings show tunes while you mine. And rumor has it, if you find the secret hidden cave, you’ll be greeted by a talking cow who knows all the juiciest gossip in the Minecraft world.

So come join us on our wacky, wild, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server. Who needs city folk when you can hang out with the truly insane?

Blocky Broads & Bros

acceptance, blocky, Boys, breaking barriers, Broads, bros, Diversity, empowerment, equality, gender, Gender Fluidity, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Girls, Identity, Inclusivity, Individuality, LGBTQ, nonconformity, Self-expression, society, Stereotypes, Transgender

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4463
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where boys make the best girls! Why settle for regular old female avatars when you can have the sassiest, most fabulous boys strutting their stuff in pixelated dresses and heels? Our server is the only place where you can find a squad of guys rocking the latest fashion trends and slaying the game like never before.

Join us for epic fashion shows, where our male players compete to see who can pull off the fiercest looks. From sparkly tiaras to glittery gowns, our boys are serving looks that will leave you gagging. Plus, our community is full of hilarious banter and non-stop laughter, making every gaming session a total blast.

So why wait? Come join our Minecraft server where boys make the best girls and get ready to slay the virtual runway like never before. Trust us, you won’t find a more fabulous and fun server anywhere else!

ArgenCraft: Where Creepers Tango and Diamonds are More Valuable than Peso!

Adventure, ArgenCraft, argentina, Buenos Aires, cost of living, CREEPERS, culture, diamonds, Economy, expat life, Food, immigration, Job Opportunities, Lifestyle, living abroad, peso, Politics, Relocation, Safety, south america, spanish language, tango, travel, valuable, wine

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4251
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a land where llamas roam freely, tango music plays in the background, and empanadas rain from the sky. Welcome to our server, where every block is made of dulce de leche and every creeper wears a sombrero.

Join us on this wild adventure as we embark on quests to find the legendary hidden treasure of El Dorado, battle against the evil empanada-stealing banditos, and ride on the backs of flying llamas. Don’t miss out on the chance to build your own gaucho ranch, dance the night away at our virtual milongas, and explore the mystical forests of mate trees.

So why live in Argentina when you can live in our crazy Minecraft world? Join us now and let the fiesta begin!

YeetCraft – Land of Llamas

#youtube, content creators, Enna, Entertainment, ethyria, Ethyria Essentials, Ethyria General, Gaming, graduated, influencers, Land, LIVESTREAMING, Llamas, millie, nina, Online Community, Previous thread, Reimu, social media, twitch, twitter, video sharing, YeetCraft

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6010
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Ores Mined:	8536
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
New Chunks Explored:	45935	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further, because our server is run by Enna, Millie, Nina, and Reimu – the craziest group of Minecraft players you’ll ever meet! Enna once built a roller coaster that launched players into the sky, Millie once tamed a pack of wild wolves to do her bidding, Nina graduated from Minecraft University with a degree in Redstone engineering, and Reimu once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword!

Join us on this server for non-stop laughs, epic adventures, and maybe even a few explosions (thanks to Ethyria Essentials)! Who needs boring old survival mode when you can join us for a wild ride through the wackiest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Politics-Free Funland

blocky, controversial, discrimination, Diversity, enjoyment, Faggots, FUNLAND, Gaming, Hate Speech, Homophobia, Inclusivity, intolerance, Leftist, niggers, offensive, Politics, PoliticsFree, prejudice, racism, sexism, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Strong Women

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3041
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Emeralds Found:	5282
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Void Gems Collected:	34	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with annoying players who ruin the game for everyone else? Look no further! Our server is a safe haven for all gamers who are tired of dealing with toxic behavior. We have a zero-tolerance policy for racism, sexism, and homophobia, so you can game in peace without having to worry about encountering any hateful players. Join us today and experience the joy of playing in a welcoming and inclusive community!

Blocky Exile Adventures: Mine & Craft Edition

Adventures, blocky, Challenge Rewards, Compiled Links, Craft, Early-Access-In-2024, Edition, Exile, Literally Me Edition, necropolis, patch notes, Path of Exile 2, Path of Exile general, POE 2, poeg, Previous thread, Tools and Utilities

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	457
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Towns Built:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Votes:	8919
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Welcome to the Minecraft server where everything is literally about YOU. Yes, you heard it right, this server is the “Literally Me Edition” where every block you place, every mob you slay, and every diamond you mine is a reflection of your inner self.

Join us on our Necropolis world where you can explore ancient tombs filled with treasures and dangers at every corner. But be warned, the undead are not too happy about you raiding their resting places, so bring your best armor and weapons to survive the onslaught.

Check out our Patch Notes section where we update you on all the crazy changes happening in our world. From new mobs to wacky events, there’s always something exciting going on in our server.

And don’t forget to participate in our Challenge Rewards program where you can earn exclusive in-game rewards for completing insane tasks. From building a giant statue of yourself to taming a dragon, the challenges are endless and the rewards are epic.

Oh, and did we mention that we have a sneak peek of PoE 2 available for early access in 2024? That’s right, you can get a taste of the future of Minecraft before anyone else. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your inner Minecraft master shine on our server.

Crafting Love: Where even pixels find romance!

Communication, Connection, Crafting, daydreaming, desire, doubt, FANTASY, fear, fictional story, Find, girl, hopeless, IMPOSSIBLE, Insecurity, longing, love, pixels, relationship, romance, Talk, unattainable, uncertainty, unrealistic prospect, Want

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1974
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Towns Built:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you tired of trying to navigate the treacherous waters of dating in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can find love in the most unexpected places! Who needs Tinder when you can build a beautiful virtual relationship with someone while constructing a majestic castle together?

Join our server and watch as your love story unfolds in ways you never thought possible. From epic battles against creepers to romantic sunset walks along pixelated beaches, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate on our server and live happily ever after in a world made of blocks.

So say goodbye to awkward first dates and hello to a world where love knows no bounds. Join us today and start crafting your own love story in the most unexpected of places. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than swiping left or right!

UbelCraft: Where we love Ubel but hate battle shonen-shit

action, Anime, anti-cliche, anti-mainstream, anti-shonen, anti-trope, battle, complex characters, dark fantasy, graphic violence, hate, hate battle shonen-shit, Horror, I love Ubel, intense storytelling, love, love-hate, Manga, mature themes, Psychological, seinen, shonenshit, Supernatural, Ubel, UbelCraft

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9097
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Void Armor Forged:	29
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old battle shonen-shit? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! We may love Ubel, but we hate all that mainstream nonsense. Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing llamas. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater cities. So come on, dive in and join the madness!

Timmy’s Epic Racewar Showdown Server

aggression, battle, challenge, Competition, Conflict, desire, Epic, Friends, glock, Guns, humor, internet culture, ISOLATION, meme, racewar, Rivalry, Server, showdown, Social, Solo, Timmy, timmys, Victory, WIN

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3458
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mines Excavated:	3003
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Love Letters Sent:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us if you want to participate in epic race wars where the only weapon allowed is a glock! That’s right, forget about swords and bows, we settle our disputes with good old-fashioned gunfights.

And if you’re worried about not having any real-life friends to play with, don’t worry, because Timmy is here to save the day! He’s on a mission to recruit players to join his army and dominate the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs building and farming when you can have gunfights and epic battles instead?

LOLcraft Daily – OKFAMS Edition

Ayame, Channels.., Daily, Edition, fubuki, Inugamikorone, K5r6n3, last thread, LolCraft, Mio, MO_OKAYU_GU, moguKorone, Nakiriayame, Nekomataokayu, okayu, OKFAMS, Ookamimio, Ookamimio_sab, Oozorasubaru, Shirakamifubuki, subaru, twitter, Videos, YODAYOsub

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1989
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	22
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Are you a fan of OKFAMS? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us to discuss each individual member in depth, from Okayu’s adorable antics to Korone’s hilarious borks. But that’s not all – we have a secret channel dedicated to decoding Fubuki’s cryptic messages and Ayame’s conspiracy theories. And don’t even get us started on Mio and Subaru’s epic quest to find the legendary duck of destiny.

But wait, there’s more! Follow us on Twitter for daily updates and memes from the OKFAMS crew. From Okayu’s cat adventures to Korone’s daily struggles with technology, our Twitter feed is guaranteed to make you LOL.

And if you’re still not convinced, check out our epic videos featuring the OKFAMS gang. From chaotic Minecraft adventures to intense karaoke battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the OKFAMS madness! Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the mysterious duck… or not. But hey, it’s worth a shot, right? 😉🦆 #OKFAMS4Life

Pixelated Fantasy Tactics LOL

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9184
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	273	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Alien Abductions:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and witness the madness of Marche, who was right about EVERYTHING! From building upside-down houses to riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within our world is a secret treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Will you be brave enough to face this feathered fiend and claim the riches for yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Marche was right, and you won’t want to miss out on all the insanity that awaits you!