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| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 9498 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 22 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 120 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Are you tired of boring old servers run by sane people? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our mentally ill bumpkin Minecraft server where the sheep have mohawks and the pigs wear sunglasses.
Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our resident chicken who thinks it’s a duck and insists on swimming in the lava pit. Or how about our friendly creeper who loves giving out hugs (just make sure you have blast protection armor on).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pickaxe that sings show tunes while you mine. And rumor has it, if you find the secret hidden cave, you’ll be greeted by a talking cow who knows all the juiciest gossip in the Minecraft world.
So come join us on our wacky, wild, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server. Who needs city folk when you can hang out with the truly insane?
