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Baby Bumpin’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5881
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	New Chunks Explored:	16312
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Buildings Constructed:	22
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89	Runes Activated:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	27

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of stampeding llamas? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even pregnant women are getting in on the action – kissing, fisting, and sexing their way to victory! Join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. Who knew blocky graphics could lead to such debauchery? So come on, join us and see what all the fuss is about – just be prepared for a wild ride!

Barefoot Birthday Bash Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2758
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	New Chunks Explored:	486777
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Mines Excavated:	3438	Zombie Dances:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for a wild and wacky time! Imagine a world where your Indian friend shows up to your birthday party wearing flipflops, a fake Ralph Lauren polo shirt, and cheap AliExpress jeans without deodorant – that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server!

But that’s not all! Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on llamas while battling zombie pigs with diamond swords. Or how about building a giant toilet house in the sky and inviting all your friends over for a ridiculous party?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and leave your seriousness at the door – because on our server, anything goes!

Crafty Charlie’s Chaos

Chaos, Charlie, Charlie Images, Charlie Thread, Charlies, Communication, community standards, CONTENT, Crafty, Guidelines, Images, Moderation, no porn, No Porno, Online Community, plz, post, Respect, rules, sharing, social media, Thread

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4195
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	186	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is no posting Charlie images… unless they’re CHARLIE THE UNICORN images, then it’s totally allowed! We’ve got a community of players who are as wild and wacky as a pack of crazy llamas on a rollercoaster ride.

Join us for INSANE adventures where you can ride GIANT CHICKENS into battle against hordes of evil creepers. Build your own CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE and defend it from pesky players who try to steal your MOON ROCKS.

But remember, the most important rule of all is to never, ever post any CHARLIE images that aren’t related to unicorns. Trust us, you don’t want to know what happens if you break that rule… let’s just say it involves a lot of EXPLODING SHEEP. So come join our server and let the madness begin!

Crafty N’ Crazy: The Manly Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9954
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Emeralds Found:	7934	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Buildings Constructed:	13

Are you tired of waiting for your reparations from the descendants of Romans? Well, look no further because this Minecraft server has got you covered! Join us and embark on a quest to claim what is rightfully yours in the virtual world of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! On this Minecraft server, you can also ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server today and start your journey to reclaim your long overdue reparations in the most epic and hilarious way possible. Who knew getting revenge could be so much fun?

Crafty Scammers: Bloodstained Edition

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1462
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	191
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the game came out in 2019 and they still haven’t released the final DLC stuff kek! Imagine playing on a server where Chaos mode turns all the mobs into dancing llamas, new costumes transform you into a blocky superhero, Vs mode pits players against each other in epic battles, and second classicvania mode transports you to a pixelated vampire world. What the fuck is going on? Join us now for a wild and wacky adventure!

Banker’s Block Party: Minecraft Edition

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2779
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Magic Items Found:	8327
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Endless Night Skies:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	482	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the bankers are so screwed that they’re probably mining for diamonds in the virtual world too! 🤣 Join us and experience the chaos as players ape into precious metals like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the creepers on our server have started investing in gold armor to protect their precious loot. You never know what you’ll find in this wild and wacky world.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you witness a zombie villager trying to trade his rotten flesh for a shiny new gold block? Only on our server, of course!

Don’t miss out on all the insane fun and join us today. Who knows, you might even strike it rich in our virtual economy. See you in the game! 🤑

Lost in Blockville

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8342
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where all your wildest dreams come true! Feeling lost and numb in real life? Join our server and experience a whole new world of excitement and adventure!

Our server is so INSANE that once you join, you’ll never want to leave! Build your own CASTLE made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride on a FLYING PIG to explore different dimensions, and battle against a GIANT CHICKEN boss for epic loot!

Don’t know what to do anymore in real life? That’s okay, because on our server, the possibilities are endless! Join now and let the fun begin!

ClockWife’sTits LOLzCraft Server

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2469
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can stop looking at my cute clock wife’s tits in peace!

Join us for crazy battles with giant chickens, build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, or ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. Rumor has it that if you find the legendary golden pickaxe hidden deep within the bunker, you’ll gain the power to control time itself.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on /vt/ server for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a few clock-related mishaps. See you in the game!

Final Fantasy XVI: Creeper’s Revenge

Characters, CREEPERS, discussion, dlc, downloadable content, expansion pack, FANTASY, FINAL, Final Fantasy XVI, gameplay, Gaming, new content, Opinions, PC, PlayStation, Revenge, reviews, RPG, Square Enix, Story, The Rising Tide, video game, Xbox, XVI

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4805
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind!

Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and unbelievable surprises around every corner.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But that’s not all – they also stumbled upon a secret portal that led them to a land of unicorns and rainbows!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken that lays diamond eggs instead of regular old boring eggs. Imagine the riches you could have with a flock of those feathered friends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the EPICNESS for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Girl Power Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	715
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Are you tired of being surrounded by weak and less capable women in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, Women are weaker and less capable than you! Join now for a chance to show off your superior skills and dominate the game like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive diamond-encrusted llamas that drop stacks of enchanted golden apples with every kill. These majestic creatures can only be found in our server, so don’t miss out on the opportunity to ride into battle on a sparkling llama steed.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is protected by a team of super-intelligent chickens who will peck away any griefers or trolls that dare to enter? These feathered guardians are highly trained in the art of combat and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe and troll-free.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most unbelievable adventures in Minecraft history. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Back to the FutureCraft – ’99 General

1999, codes, Community Resources, cultural references, daily reset, database, English, Eternity, FutureCraft, gacha saving, general, insight materials, No pvp, patch 1.5, Psychube guide, rate-up banners, resonance guide, RPG, Spathodea, spell cards, storytelling, Team Building, turn based, Uluru Games, voice acting

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	511
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the past is so last year! Join us for a wild ride filled with spell cards and storytelling like you’ve never seen before. Our server is fully voiced in 4 languages, so you can enjoy the drama in whatever language tickles your fancy.

But wait, there’s more! Our current event, Patch 1.5 – Revival! The Uluru Games, is sure to blow your mind. And don’t even get us started on the Rate-up Banners featuring Spathodea (Beast Carry) and Eternity (Mineral Carry). You won’t want to miss out on these epic characters.

Looking for some community resources? We’ve got you covered with guides on everything from arcanists & team building to Psychube strategies. And let’s not forget about the Insight materials cheat sheet – because who has time to figure that out on their own?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and use these codes like 1999GIFT and CourageandInsight to unlock some sweet rewards. And remember, in our server, it’s always AprilFish!