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Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 5437 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 26 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 17 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 28 |
if u join, u might even stumble upon the legendary chicken that lays golden eggs or the elusive enderman that can do the macarena. our villagers throw the wildest parties and our nether is hotter than a jalapeno eating contest.
so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most absurd minecraft world you’ve ever seen. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have free cookies.