Bumper Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ScratchCraftNeighborsGoneWild

anger, Apology, bicycles, Bumper, driveway, Excuses, eye contact, kids behavior, neighbor’s kids, new car, Paranoid, parents, potential damage, property damage, Scratch, scratch removal, ScratchCraftNeighborsGoneWild, scratched car, Townhouse, Yelling

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8855
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	5805	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Potions Brewed:	191	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your pent-up anger on virtual kids instead of real ones? Look no further! Join our server and let out all your frustrations in a safe and pixelated environment.

We offer a unique gameplay experience where you can reenact the scenario described above, but this time, the kids won’t get away with scratching your car. You can chase them down, demand an apology, and even make them pay for the damages in virtual currency.

Don’t wait for their parents to come home and handle the situation – take matters into your own hands on our server. Who knew yard work could be so exhilarating in the world of Minecraft? Join now and let the fun begin!

Tattooed Bumper Stickers Server

artistic expression, body art, Bumper, bumper stickers, car accessories, car decorations, creative expression, creative freedom, custom decals, decals, design inspiration, Individuality, permanence, personal style, personalized stickers, Self-expression, Server, statement pieces, STICKERS, Tattoo Ideas, tattooed, temporary art, unique designs, vehicle decor

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	354
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Towns Built:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. our diamonds sparkle brighter than a disco ball at a rave and our creepers are trained to break dance before they explode.

if u join, u might even stumble upon the legendary chicken that lays golden eggs or the elusive enderman that can do the macarena. our villagers throw the wildest parties and our nether is hotter than a jalapeno eating contest.

so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most absurd minecraft world you’ve ever seen. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have free cookies.

Crafty Bumper Stickers

Bumper, Bumper sticker, Campaign, Congress, CONSERVATIVE, Crafty, election, fundraising, House majority, Israel, leadership, majority, Politics, Proud, REPUBLICAN, Republican House, republican party, stand with israel, Stand with Republicans, STICKERS, Support, Support Israel, WinRed

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2044
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Secret Passages Found:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and get your very own “Stand with Israel” bumper sticker to show your support for the Republican House majority!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters. Rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.

Join now and be part of the most epic Minecraft server ever created. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

I Literally Do Not Care Minecraft SMP

Apathy, Axe, care, Corruption, debate, Demonic, Demons, elections, extremism, Good, Hostage, indifference, indifference to consequences, LITERALLY, loyalty, Manipulation, Minecraft, Politics, Radicalism, reason, russ, russia, smp, Support

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	726
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Magic Items Found:	7493
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Join us if you want to witness crazy shenanigans like pigs riding on llamas, villagers throwing wild parties in the Nether, and creepers doing the Macarena.

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has joined our Discord server and is now our official mascot. We have secret treasure hunts where the prize is a diamond block shaped like a taco, and every full moon, all players turn into werewolves with a craving for pumpkin pie.

If you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to experience pure madness, then join us now! Just remember, we don’t care about politics or elections here – we’re too busy building giant statues of chickens and riding pigs into battle. Let the chaos begin!

ExHubLangAppNoCanSpeakEng Minecraft Server

Bilingual, child support, child support payments, co parenting, Communication, communication barriers, court interpreter, Dominican Republic, English, ex husband, ExHubLangAppNoCanSpeakEng, Fatherhood, language app, Lawyer, leniency, Minecraft, new wife, outstanding balance, ridiculous excuses, Server, Tactic, warrant for arrest

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6324
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most absurd situations can’t compare to the craziness of real life! Join us and escape the drama of forgetting how to speak English after a lifetime of fluency – our players never have to worry about losing their language skills, unless they want to roleplay as a forgetful ex-husband in court!

Imagine a world where the judge asks you simple questions and you respond in a language no one understands, just like our ex-husband player trying to avoid child support. Don’t worry, our court interpreters are always on standby to help you navigate through any tricky situations – unless you prefer to keep up the charade for comedic effect!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle between supporting your children and caring for your new family, all while trying to avoid arrest warrants for missed payments. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and legal drama that will leave you questioning your sanity – just like our ex-husband player!

So come join our Minecraft server and experience the hilarity of pretending not to speak English, all while navigating the complexities of co-parenting in a virtual world where anything is possible. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide endless entertainment and outrageous stories? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

Auntie’s Ex Drama: Minecraft Edition

Aunties, Drama, Edition, Minecraft

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9667
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Star Shards Collected:	203
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through awkward family dinners and savage comebacks like never before.

Picture this: your aunt Ruby, notorious troublemaker, roasting your brother for his recent breakup like it’s a comedy show. Witness the epic showdown as you drop truth bombs left and right, leaving everyone speechless and possibly agreeing with you (shocking, we know).

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the chaos of relationships gone wrong, with ex-husbands dating younger women and aunt Ruby getting served a taste of her own medicine. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to provide all the drama and entertainment you could ever ask for?

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of family feuds, awkward moments, and savage clapbacks. Who needs therapy when you have our server to unleash your inner sass and wit? Don’t be the asshole who misses out on all the fun – join us now!

SeaSpooky SMP

deep sea creatures, eerie encounters, eerie encounters at sea, eerie experiences, ghost ships, ghostly apparitions, haunted waters, marine myths, maritime folklore, maritime legends, Mysterious phenomena, nautical tales, ocean mysteries, oceanic anomalies, sailor folklore, sailor superstitions, sea life, seafaring stories, SeaSpooky, smp, supernatural sightings, water spirits

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8839
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mines Excavated:	1846	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Animals Bred:	123
Alien Abductions:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	324
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

Are you tired of sailing the high seas alone, only to be greeted by the same old boring ocean creatures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us and encounter the most outrageous sea monsters you’ve ever seen – from giant squids riding dolphins to mermaids playing volleyball with creepers!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Pirate Ship of Captain Jack Sparrow, rumored to be filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you dare to board the ship and claim your riches, or will you walk the plank like a landlubber?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of the high seas like never before. Who knows what eerie encounters await you out on the water? Join now and find out!

EqualCraft: Where all jobs pay the same!

EqualCraft, Jobs, Pay

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6594
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block you mine pays the same amount of diamonds! That’s right, no more discrimination against poor dirt blocks or rich diamond blocks. Join us and become the richest miner in the land by simply breaking blocks all day long.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of brave miners to join his quest for the rarest blocks in existence. Rumor has it that those who join him will be rewarded with unimaginable riches and power beyond their wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the wealthiest miner in all of Minecraft. Who needs a boring old job when you can make a fortune by breaking blocks all day?

DroneCraft67: Ukraine vs Russia

aerial warfare, aggression, airspace violation, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, DroneCraft67, Drones, eastern europe, international relations, Military, military escalation, military technology, political tensions, russia, SECURITY, Surveillance, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles, War

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5331
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magic Items Found:	8537
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Void Gems Collected:	25	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ores Mined:	4420

lol ukraine be like “russia wtf bro” and russia be like “lol watch this” and send 67 drones to attack like they playing a real life game of minecraft. but u know what’s better than real life? MINECRAFT SERVER WITHOUT DRONE ATTACKS. come join our server where the only thing attacking you is a zombie trying to steal your diamonds. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and you gotta solve riddles to find it. trust me, it’s worth it. so join now before russia decides to send drones to your house too.

LaminarCraft: Sr-Doped Composites

Ag Laminar Composites, Ca3Co4O9, composites, fabrication, Fabrication and Thermoelectric Properties, improved, Improved Mechanical Strength, Laminar, LaminarCraft, Lower, Lower Seebeck Coefficient, Mechanical Strength, Multilayer, Multilayer Textured, Reduced Resistivity, Seebeck Coefficient, Sr-Doped, Sr-Doped Ca3Co4O9/Ag, SrDoped, TEXTURED, Thermoelectric Properties

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4301
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Void Armor Forged:	27
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4109	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where we be mixin’ up some wild stuff like Sr-doped Ca3Co4O9/Ag laminar composites! We be makin’ these bad boys with improved mechanical strength and reduced resistivity, but watch out for that lower Seebeck coefficient, yo!

You wanna be part of this madness, build some insane structures with materials straight outta a science lab? Then join us and let’s get craftin’! Who needs regular old blocks when you can have Sr-doped Ca3Co4O9/Ag laminar composites, am I right?

So what you waitin’ for? Come on over to our server and let’s get weird with some next level materials and creations! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

What is the IP for HoodieShawnn Minecraft Server?

HoodieShawnn, Minecraft, nba 2k25, nba 2k25 best build, nba 2k25 career, NBA 2K25 Career Mode, NBA 2K25 Eli Harris, NBA 2K25 Hoodie Shawnn, NBA 2K25 HoodieShawnn, NBA 2K25 King Shawnn, nba 2k25 my career, nba 2k25 mycareer, nba 2k25 myplayer builder, NBA 2K25 MyTEAM Park, NBA 2K25 Next Gen, NBA 2K25 Next Gen Park, NBA 2K25 Old Town, nba 2k25 park, NBA 2K25 Proving Ground, NBA 2K25 Proving Grounds, nba 2k25 ps5, NBA 2K25 PS5 My Career, NBA 2K25 PS5 MyCareer, NBA 2K25 Rivet City, NBA 2K25 Stage, Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8239
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Animals Bred:	47
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Runes Activated:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Gods Slained:	0

HoodieShawnn is a rising content creator known for his gaming content on platforms like YouTube and Twitch. With a charismatic personality and engaging gameplay, he has quickly gained a dedicated following. HoodieShawnn is known for his variety of games, humorous commentary, and interactive streaming sessions. He continues to grow his audience and connect with fans through his entertaining content.

Lostpiece

Anime MMORPG Level Up Islands Gear Weapons Bosses Devilfruits Sea Beasts Mining Ores Farming Strongest Seas Unique Custom Adventure Roleplaying Fantasy Quests, PvE, Roleplay

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6153
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Lostpiece is an mmorpg server themed around the famous anime onepiece you can level up unlock new islands get better gear get better weapons defeat bosses collect devilfruits fight sea beasts you can also start mining with a custom made mining system and custom ores that fits one piece with a custom farming system and become the strongest on the seas it has 20+ unique devilfruits 30+ custom bosses 20+ Custom Weapons custom built onepiece islands and alot more we will be waiting for you to start your journey

hub.lostpiece.net

Project Architect 2

chosen architect, chunks loaded, Fresh Server, Minecraft, Modpack, pack releases, Project Architect 2, Server, Survival, Testing, Updated

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2468
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Chosen Architect started new modpack, so lets try this together. Started fresh server for all who does not want to keep their PCs to keep those chunks loaded. Join if you need a place to test it. Will be updated together with Chosen’s pack releases.

mc-pa2.online:25566