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UnhealthyEatsMC SMP

calories, diet, Exercise, fad diets, fat, FITNESS, Food, healthy, Lifestyle, Misconception, misleading, Moderation, Natural, nutrition, organic, processed foods, smp, Sugar, superfoods, UnhealthyEatsMC, weight loss, wellness

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1796
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9158
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all! Or maybe you’re building a beautiful castle when a giant chicken comes stomping through, demanding tribute in the form of golden carrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cursed Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant wishes but at a deadly cost. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our crazy SMP and prepare for the unexpected. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

CreeperConfessions

Accidental, awkward, Conversation, CreeperConfessions, eavesdropping, EMBARRASSING, gossip, inappropriate, INTIMATE, Overheard, Personal, private time, REVEALING, scandalous, Secrets, Shocking.., Surprising, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, voyeurism, Wild

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8956
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Buildings Constructed:	49	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly you hear someone’s private time session through their mic. But wait, it gets better! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground rave party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now for a chance to witness the unexpected!

OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia

Chief Advisor, compromise, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, Government, Hungary, influence, international relations, Négotiation, Orbán, OrbansCraft, Politics, potential conflict, power dynamics, russia, Russia-Hungary relations, SOVEREIGNTY, Surrender, Viktor Orbán

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3325
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1285	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2962	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are so lit, even Hungary would have yielded to Russia? Like, imagine a world where the players are so OP that even political advisors are like “whoa, these peeps are next level!” Join us and be part of the epicness, where alliances are formed, battles are fought, and friendships are forged in the fires of creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something legendary, join now and let the madness begin!

Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek

“Youth, age, age hide-and-seek, always, BE, Chasing, cozying up, Game, Grown-ups, Hideandseek, just live, Kids, knees creak, lifelong, Live, Somewhere., Time, Time Travelers, travelers, trying, Youthful

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7664
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

come join our minecraft server, where we time travel like a bunch of confused chickens! we’re constantly trying to be in places we ain’t supposed to be, like sneaking into the adult table at thanksgiving dinner or trying to fit into our old high school jeans. it’s like we’re stuck in a never-ending game of hide-and-seek with time itself, always running after that elusive youthfulness. do we even know how to just chill and enjoy the present moment? nah, we’d rather be building epic castles and fighting dragons in minecraft. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs to live in the real world when you can escape to our crazy minecraft universe?

Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

amazing community, Community, Cosmetics, Crates, Discord, Dungeons, employment, Endless fun, fair, Fun, Galore, gameplay, hang out, in-game currency, ip address, Join, join today, meets, Minecraft, planet, Planets, Ranks, selected, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, smp, Staff, Store, Tasks, Updates

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	659
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Void Armor Forged:	11

Planet SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Adventure
Goal	Unlock planets using in-game currency
Features	Crates, cosmetics, dungeons, community
Discord	discord.gg/planetsmp
Store	Planet SMP \| Home
Server IP	play.planetsmp.net

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I unlock planets?	Collect in-game currency through dungeons or tasks
Are there cosmetics available?	Yes, there are cosmetics to enhance your gameplay
Can I join the community Discord?	Yes, join discord.gg/planetsmp
Is real money involved in unlocking planets?	No, only in-game currency is used

Guideless Minecraft Server

Advisor, Assistance, Clueless, confusion, Direction, figuring it out, figuring out, guidance, Guide, Guideless, Help, Instructions, Lost, mentor, Minecraft, navigation, problem solving, Server, solution, step by step, Support, tutorial, Walkthrough

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4985
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Potions Brewed:	89	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Buildings Constructed:	7
Crops Grown:	6604	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	715	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying TNT, disappearing blocks, and random chickens falling from the sky!

2. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant floating banana, because why not? It’s the perfect spot to start your epic adventure in a world where nothing makes sense.

3. Want to mine for diamonds? Good luck finding them in our upside-down caves filled with dancing creepers and lava waterfalls. It’s like a disco inferno down there!

4. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with invisible walls, hidden traps, and a horde of angry llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then join us now and see if you can survive the madness! Good luck, you’ll need it!

Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

botched circumcision, bullying, circumcised, circumcision, classmates, Crafty, dick, dropped out, Erect, Frankenstein stick, Girlfriend, head missing, hikkimori, ISOLATION, laughing stock, Minecraft, retail job, ruined life, scandal, skin grafts, smp, social pariah, surgeries, token advice

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9433
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Buildings Constructed:	34

Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

BabyCraftLand

affectionate, Apology, aunt, BabyCraftLand, Babysitting, Birthday Party, Boundaries, college, Communication, emotional, family, law school, master’s degree, misunderstanding, Niece, online classes, Physical, relationships, Siblings, sister-in-law, term of endearment

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7647
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Buildings Constructed:	19
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a wild adventure? Join our Minecraft server for a crazy good time!

Imagine this: you log on and are greeted by a virtual niece who runs up to you and shrieks happily, just like in real life! Give her a virtual hug and call her “my baby” without any judgment from your SIL. In fact, on our server, everyone is encouraged to use all the terms of endearment they want!

But watch out, because there might be some virtual drama too. Will your SIL get mad at you for building a virtual castle for your niece and calling her “my princess”? Only one way to find out!

So join our server now and let the virtual family drama unfold in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

Awkwardly Normal

Awareness, awkwardly, Behavior, common, Communication, Conversation, culture, discussion, everyday life, eye-opening, habits, normal, Perception, Personal experiences, perspective, realization, SELF AWARENESS, sharing, social interactions, social norms, societal expectations

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3115
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	276	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal!

Join us if you want to discover a hidden village filled with talking pigs who throw epic dance parties every night. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary Chicken King who rules over a kingdom of flying chickens?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can challenge the evil Sheep Sorcerer to a magical duel. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy!

So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join our server and explore a world filled with wacky wonders and bizarre adventures? Trust us, once you step foot into our crazy realm, you’ll never want to leave!

HezbollahHaterCraft

aggression, Conflict, degrading, Diplomacy, hezbollah, HezbollahHaterCraft, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Netanyahu, Objectives, Peacekeeping, Politics, resolution, SECURITY, Speech, strategy, Terrorism, UN, united nations

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9619
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Void Gems Collected:	30	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Villages Defended:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we keep ‘degrading’ all the creepers until our objectives are met! we have crazy pvp battles where you can show off your skills and take down the enemy like a boss. plus, our admins are like the israel of minecraft, always keeping things in order and making sure everyone follows the rules. so come on, join us and let’s keep ‘degrading’ until we reach the top!