We have the most epic battles and crazy adventures that will make you question reality.
Plus, we have a thread that’s so dead, it needs a serious bump.
And don’t forget to watch our bois leech off of talented players – it’s a real clip!
So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Bai~!
We got mamas with low body fat mass poppin’ out babies who can do backflips in the game like it’s nobody’s business. But watch out for them chunky mamas, their kids might end up with coordination disorder and be flailin’ around like a bunch of noobs.
So come on down and join the madness, where the only thing higher than our maternal body fat mass is the level of fun you’ll have on our server!
Imagine a world where pregnant women battle it out for prime seating, while passengers with heart defects fight for their reserved spots. Will you be the hero who stands up for your seat, or the villain who laughs in the face of adversity?
Embark on a journey filled with intense confrontations and unexpected twists, all while building your dream blocky empire. Who needs real-life drama when you can experience it all in the virtual world of Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!
I mean, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where you can ride on the back of a flying pig while battling evil zombie chickens? It’s like a psychedelic trip mixed with a rave party in the Nether.
Plus, the admins are like wizards who grant wishes and turn griefers into fluffy bunnies. And the community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re at a never-ending meme convention.
So, grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join the madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell your therapist.
We’ve got so much drama, you’ll feel like you’re in the middle of a soap opera. Watch out for those female friends and their boyfriends – they’ll be giving you side-eye like you’ve never seen before. But hey, at least you’ll have some company while you try to figure out what the heck is going on.
So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and see if you can survive the chaos. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about the mysteries of the political sperm position. Just make sure to keep an eye out for any unexpected surprises – like, say, two babies in your wife’s belly. You never know what might happen next on our server!
boys are at a higher risk of being born with these amazing abilities, so if you want your son to be the next minecraft superhero, join our server now! watch as your child develops their social, emotional, behavioral, motor, cognitive, and speech skills at lightning speed.
don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to have a minecraft prodigy as a child. join our server now and start your journey to raising the next minecraft legend!
We got crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush events happenin’ all da time, like, one time we had a giant zombie apocalypse and everyone had to team up to survive.
And get this, our mods are like, super cool and helpful, they’ll hook you up with all da sweet loot and make sure you’re havin’ a blast.
But yo, here’s da kicker, if you don’t join dis server, your Minecraft character will turn into a chicken and be forever cursed to lay eggs for eternity.
So like, don’t be a noob, join our server and live your best blocky life, ya feel me?
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is home to the rarest and most coveted assets in all of Minecraft. From diamond swords that shoot lasers to armor made of pure obsidian, you’ll never run out of epic gear to show off to your friends.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary clan of vtuber warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious assets. Join forces with them and embark on quests to defeat the evil mobs that threaten to steal all the loot.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere on the server that leads to a dimension filled with nothing but cake. Yes, you heard that right. Cake for days.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and experience the Battle of Assets Edition like never before. Just be prepared for the craziest, most outrageous adventures of your life. See you in the game!
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play.mineau.fun:25850
Survival Multiplayer, there are no rules I don’t care what you do just be respectful and nice to each other and help advertise so I can make the server better and have it self sustain through donations.
smplol.com
The server is the best I have ever been on. I would recommend this server to everyone that plays mine craft and no other server. It is super chill like it is said on the title.
sm.chillsmp.org
RepubliCraft is a city based roleplay server focusing on the dynamic of police, firefighters, heath professionals, and criminals! Whether by yourself or with a friend you can join the mafia and robs stores, players, even banks, join the police and fight to protect the city, join he health department to help those troubled players better themselves, or even just be a plain old store owner and dominate the market!
republicraft.city
AmethystCraft SMP Vanilla [1.20.2 Bedrock and Java]
AmethystCraft is a survival multiplayer server with a friendly community and active staff. We are a Minecraft Server that aims to connect players from all platforms while also providing a peaceful, enjoyable, and inclusive community for everyone to join. We prioritize quality over quantity and strive to maintain a drama-free and non-toxic environment. Would you like to support us and have a great time by joining this growing community?
amethystcraftsmp.apexmc.co
Skelly Cove is a 1.19.4 semi-vanilla server that supports Java & Bedrock. We offer grief protection, shops, player warps, trading and many other commands like /craft, /anvil, etc just for simply voting! We have created custom items for people who vote and some OP tools, armor for folks who dare take on our custom bosses or just wish to donate a little to the server. We have a very helpful & friendly staff & pride ourselves on not having a ton of ridiculous rules which should make for a more enjoyable experience on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience what Skelly Cove has to offer for yourself today!
78.108.218.16:25466
WELCOME to MindOfMC. Do you ever play on a server and feel like its not been taken care of, or its just not the place for you. Well fear not, MindOfMC is now open for you! On MindOfMc you will find dedicated staff team and lots of nice players, you will find diffrent gamemodes for you to play so you dont get bored! You know what, why dont you join and see!
135.125.52.192:25634
Hobania is the soon to be city of the Hobanians aka The Hobanian Society. It resembles all those who feel too old or noob for gaming. Join us if you just want to have fun playing the game you love.
hobania-mc.mitmotion.co.za:25583
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vqnity.net
There are many lifesteal servers, but there is only one Lifesteal, and howlsteal.xyz is where you will find it! We strive to be the best available public lifesteal server there is and we are constantly innovating and adding new features, hosting events and giveaways, and listening to our community.
howlsteal.xyz