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| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 7849 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 197 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Smug Motherfucker, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a build battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a dip in our lava-filled swimming pool or try your luck at our parkour course that’s suspended in the sky? Just make sure to bring your diamond armor and a bucket of water, because things tend to get a little… explosive.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to watch out for the Smug Motherfucker – he’s always watching.
