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TracksideMisfit – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1752
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Runes Activated:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of living on the wrong side of the tracks in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We’ve got diamonds raining from the sky, creepers that do the cha-cha slide, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties. Join us and leave your boring old life behind for a world of endless fun and shenanigans. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood party animal looking for some new friends to hang out with. So come on over and join the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft SMP around!

UnderwearCraft

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	232
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Are you tired of boring running clubs where they ban you for wearing your underwear longer than your shorts? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We welcome all players, no matter how long your underwear is compared to your shorts.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious mishaps. Forget about running clubs and come build your dream world with us. Who needs running when you can fly in creative mode? Plus, we won’t ban you for your fashion choices, no matter how questionable they may be.

So ditch the running shorts and join our Minecraft server today! Who knew virtual blocks could be so much more fun than actual running?

Blocky High: The Worst Drug

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	578
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8217	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual drug that will have you hooked from the first block you mine!

Join us for a wild ride where the only side effects are uncontrollable laughter and a sudden urge to build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy as you are, so you’ll fit right in!

But be warned, once you start playing on our server, you may find yourself staying up all night, neglecting your real-life responsibilities, and dreaming about pixelated creepers chasing you through the streets. But hey, who needs sleep when you can be having this much fun?

So come on, join us on this wild adventure and experience the most addictive Minecraft server you’ll ever play on. Just remember to take breaks to eat and drink water… or not, we won’t judge!

CraftyCrafterz: ISuspectNoOne

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8288
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Animals Bred:	182	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

so, like, this server is so lit, even the german police are tryna find it! they think the suspect is hiding out in our minecraft world, causin’ chaos with his festival knife attack. but don’t worry, we got this covered. join our server and help us catch this crazy dude before he causes any more mayhem. plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base where we stash all the good loot. come join the fun and be a hero in our epic quest to stop the bad guys!

CrazyCatCraft

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2467
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

u know what does do crazy stuff? this minecraft server! join us if u wanna see cats flying on pigs, creepers dancing to disco music, and villagers riding llamas like they’re in a rodeo show! we got a secret underground base where players can battle it out in epic pvp matches, and a giant maze filled with traps and treasure chests. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so come on down to our server and let the madness begin!

StoneAgeBuilders

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9445
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Gods Slained:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
New Chunks Explored:	445974	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37

yo, so like imagine this, right? back in the day, like wayyy back, there were these farmers in Spain who were like, “let’s build a massive stone chamber, bro!” and they did it! but get this, they weren’t just any old farmers, nah man, they were like geniuses or something.

these dudes knew all about physics, geometry, geology, and architecture. like, they were basically the OG engineers, ya feel me? so if you wanna join a Minecraft server where you can channel your inner neolithic farmer genius, then this is the place for you!

come build epic stone chambers, show off your mad skills in physics and geometry, and maybe even uncover some ancient secrets along the way. who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hidden treasure or something. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get this neolithic party started!

Elysia Survival: Seeking Players Who Can Craft Better Than My Mom’s Meatloaf – New Season!

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1783
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	149	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	New Chunks Explored:	621722

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Elysia
Season	New season just opened
Gameplay	Vanilla with minor add-ons like Dynmap and CoreProtect
Player Base	Primarily adult with a close-knit community

FAQ

How long has the server been running?

The server has been running for several years.

What kind of gameplay is offered?

The gameplay is kept entirely vanilla, with minor add-ons like Dynmap and CoreProtect for grief protection.

What is the player base like?

The player base is primarily adult, and the community is close-knit and welcoming. New players are always welcome.

How can I join the server?

You can apply for a spot on the server by completing the application form here.

Is there a tour of a previous season available?

Yes, you can watch a tour of a previous season here.

Where can I find additional information about the server?

You can find additional information in older posts on the server’s profile or through a section at the end of your application.

BagCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6544
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Zombie Dances:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Animals Bred:	34

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so wild that the mobs have learned to breakdance instead of attacking you. Imagine fighting a zombie doing the worm – it’s a sight to behold!

2. We have secret hidden dungeons that are guarded by llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They’ll challenge you to a tea party before letting you in – it’s a classy affair.

3. Our server events are like no other – we once had a build competition where players had to recreate famous works of art using only blocks. Let’s just say, the Mona Lisa has never looked more pixelated.

4. Need a break from mining? Join our karaoke nights where players can serenade each other with their best renditions of “Creeper, Aw Man”. It’s a blast!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity!

PartitionCraft SMP: /int/ Austro-Hungarian Shenanigans

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7095
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	469	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Alien Abductions:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we answer the age-old question: How would /int/ have partitioned Austria-Hungary? Join us for a wild ride as we recreate history in the most chaotic and hilarious way possible.

Are you tired of boring old factions and survival servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can be part of the epic battle to divide up Austria-Hungary in the most ridiculous ways imaginable. Will you be the one to claim the Schnitzel Kingdom or the Goulash Empire? The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman Army, led by the one and only Emperor Porkchop. Join forces with these bacon-loving warriors as they fight against the evil Chicken Coalition in an epic battle for supremacy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just end up ruling over a kingdom of Wiener Schnitzels and strudels!

GFfeelsNotMyProbLOL

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	492
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Animals Bred:	90	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Looking for a place where you won’t be bombarded with texts and calls demanding your attention? Look no further! On our server, you can mine, build, and explore without anyone putting you in a virtual time out for not responding fast enough.

Join us and experience the freedom of not having to explain why you didn’t like someone’s Instagram post or respond to a TikTok while driving. Our server is a drama-free zone where you can focus on having fun and enjoying the game without someone constantly assuming the worst about your actions.

So come on in and leave the relationship drama behind – in our Minecraft world, the only thing you need to worry about is where to find diamonds!