SickDayMinecraftSMP

Activity, binge watch, books, Boredom, comfort food, cuddle up, healing, hot tea, Medicine, movies, NAP, pass time, Recovery, Relaxation, REST, self-care, sick day, SickDayMinecraftSMP, Sleep, Soup, tv shows

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1751
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	20	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	416
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Bro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. Like, there’s this one time where a player built a giant toilet and made everyone poop in it for good luck, and then they found diamonds in the next mine they dug. It’s like, the ultimate lucky charm, bro.

And get this, there’s this secret underground club where all the villagers go to party and drink potions all night long. It’s wild, man. I heard one time they accidentally turned a sheep into a disco ball and it was the best party ever.

But the best part is, there’s this legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the server that nobody has been able to find yet. Rumor has it that it’s guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only respond to the cha-cha slide. It’s like, the ultimate challenge, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

MapCraftMadness

Aerial View, amazing, Breathtaking, discovery, Exploration, Fascinating, google maps, hidden gems, Impressive.., Incredible, landmarks, MapCraftMadness, navigation, satellite imagery, street view, Stunning, Technology, travel, virtual tour, world wonders, wow

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4910
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ores Mined:	2380	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Gods Slained:	0

Have you ever seen a giant pink unicorn flying over a rainbow on Google Maps? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a magical experience like no other, where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Explore our custom-built worlds filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasures, and maybe even a dragon or two. Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a llama into battle or build a castle made entirely out of cake. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never look at Google Maps the same way again!

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, conflict resolution strategies, Crisis, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., Double down, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global solidarity, Humanitarian Aid, International cooperation, international relations, Minecraft, peacekeeping efforts, political leadership, Server, solidarity with Ukraine, Starmer, Support, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, world leaders

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1256
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	63
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	New Chunks Explored:	900191
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8857
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even starmer himself is urginn world leaders to join in on da fun! he be like “yo, we gotta double down on support for ukraine by playin on dis amazin server!”

u know dis server be poppin when even da politicians be gettin in on da action. imagine buildin ur own lil world while starmer be cheerin u on from da sidelines. u gonna be feelin like a true hero, fightin off creepers and buildin epic castles while makin da world a better place.

so come on, join dis server and be a part of somethin truly special. who knows, maybe u’ll even get a shoutout from starmer himself. ain’t dat somethin to brag about to all ur minecraft buddies? so what u waitin for? join now and let’s show da world how epic minecraft can be!

NavalnyCraft: Penal Colony Edition

activism, Colony, Corruption, Democracy, Edition, extremist activity, freedom of speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, injustice, International Outcry, Lawyers, Legal System, Navalny, NavalnyCraft, opposition, penal, Penal colony, political persecution, protest, putin, Rule of Law, Russian, sentenced

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8452
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Yo, do you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server ever? We got three Navalny lawyers who got sentenced to years in a Russian penal colony for ‘extremist activity’ but don’t worry, they’re still playing Minecraft with us! Join us for some crazy adventures and build a virtual penal colony of your own. Who knows, maybe you’ll become an ‘extremist’ too and get sentenced to play Minecraft with us forever! Join now for the most outrageous fun you’ll ever have in a virtual world!

Jun

Anarchy, Anarchy No rules PvP Survival Raiding Chaos Hardcore Factions Free-for-all Unrestricted Lawless Wild Unmoderated Clans Battle War Carnage Rebellion Mutiny Insurrection, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4030
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING IS ALLOWED! ABSOLUTELY ANARCHY! NO RULES! NO MODS! HAVE FUN! and welcom to Jun!

95.216.88.251:25924

HomeCraft MC

Community, Connect, Donations, Events, family, Friends, FRIENDSHIPS, Griefing, Homecraft, Minecraft, non pay-to-win, Prizes, PvP, Respect, Server, smp, Survival, team-up, Trust, Vanilla, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5750
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Welcome to Homecraft!

I’m Kortgrabb, and I’m super excited to introduce you to our awesome Minecraft community. Homecraft is all about recreating that classic vanilla SMP feeling – you know, playing with your best friends, building cool stuff together, and making memories that last.

We’re aiming for a friendly, family-like vibe where everyone feels welcome and heard. We run on trust and respect, so we don’t use griefing plugins. Instead, we count on everyone to play nice. PvP is only allowed if both players agree, so everyone can just chill and enjoy their time.

Here at Homecraft, we believe everyone should have a say. We want everyone to get involved in making decisions about the server. Your opinion matters, and we want to hear what you think as we grow together. Plus, we’ll be running regular events with some sweet prizes to keep things extra fun! We’ll also be transitioning to a whitelisted server on March 1st to ensure we maintain a close-knit and trusted community. Even better, joining the server now will automatically get you whitelisted! We’re also completely non-pay-to-win. The server is supported by donations only, ensuring a fair and balanced playing field for everyone.

We want Homecraft to be more than just a server; we want it to be a place where people can connect, team up, and make some great friendships. We’d love for you to join us and become part of the Homecraft family. We can’t wait to welcome you home!

play.homecraftmc.com

CitySMP

Autofarms, CitySMP, Community, Crafts, Custom Enchants, Dynmap, endgame mobs, gameplay, Infrastructure, Join, Linktr, Lore, Minecraft, Property, Redstone, Server, smp, stores, Towns, Trailer, urban development

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1578
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Emeralds Found:	2230	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Minecraft City SMP Server Overview

Description
Come check out and be a part of some of the largest functional minecraft cities you have seen! Cities not made of empty shells, but different peoples’ homes, shops, redstone factories, and more! Infrastructure connects all of our urban areas, with soul soil roads, blue iceways, a functional rail network, and more!
Own a house in a city that is truly alive with new stores, new infrastructure, and new things in general happening all around you. See how your stores and builds grow with the town, from backwater to downtown!
City SMP is an urban minecraft experiment server meant to create an experience that revolves around urban development. Large tracts of property don’t really exist here, and people live right in the towns that also contain their redstone farms, and all the stores they need or run themselves for a profit!

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Q: Can I join an existing city or create my own?

A: You are free to join an existing city, or create your own. However, creating a new town can be difficult for individual new players.

Q: How old is the server?

A: The server is four years old and you can still come on and add to the server’s future. Old builds are preserved but also renewed.

Q: Are there endgame mobs and custom enchants?

A: Yes, there are endgame mobs where mob difficulty levels up the farther out you go. Custom enchants also spice up gameplay. The server also has its own custom crafts from ores.

Q: Is there a server trailer I can watch?

A: Yes, you can watch the server trailer at this link: Server Trailer

WANT TO JOIN? CLICK THE LINK! Join City SMP

Pixel Dance Studio 1.21

anime characters, cute dances, Dance, dance performances, dancing, digital content creators, Live streaming, motion capture technology, online dance videos, online entertainment, online gaming community, online personalities, PIXEL, sexy dances, social media influencers, Studio, virtual avatars, virtual idols, virtual performers, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2493
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Love Letters Sent:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual playground for vtuber fans! Imagine building pixel art of your favorite virtual youtubers and having dance parties with other players! It’s like a pixelated rave, but with cute anime girls shaking their virtual booties! Plus, you can roleplay as your favorite vtuber and pretend you’re streaming to millions of adoring fans. It’s like living in a virtual world where the only rule is to have fun and post cute and sexy dances of vtubers all day, every day! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this virtual party started!

BudgetBash Minecraft Server

Airbnb, alcohol, bachelorette party, bride, budget concerns, BudgetBash, Communication Issues, Family Support, financial stress, flight cost, Gifts, groceries, hibachi dinner, layoff, Minecraft, palm springs, party bus, Prioritizing, self-centered bride, Server, social media, swag, Trips

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4061
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	256	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Are you tired of boring weddings and bachelorette parties? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where we reenact wild wedding drama like you’ve never seen before!

Picture this: you’re a bridesmaid in your cousin’s wedding, but oh no, she’s upset with you for voicing concerns about the bachelorette party’s cost. But fear not, on our server, you can reenact this drama in a hilarious and outrageous way!

Fly into Palm Springs on a $480 flight (in-game currency, of course) only to find out the party bus costs $130, the hibachi chef dinner is $80, and there’s even a charge for groceries and alcohol! Will you be able to afford it all and keep the bride happy? Only on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Get caught up in a whirlwind of emotions as you navigate through messages, social media posts, and unexpected expenses. Will you be able to save the day and attend the “once-in-a-lifetime” event without breaking the bank?

Join our server now for a wedding experience like no other! Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun and chaos in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the laughs and entertainment, join today!

WalnutTableWarnings

bil, broken toes, family feud, guestroom, Hospital, injured guest, instant karma, loan, loud music, medical bill, messy guest, messy toilet, payback, sensitive joke, sturdy table, teenage angst, toilet lid, walnut table, WalnutTableWarnings

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	897
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4149	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Zombie Dances:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Jake’s toe-breaking antics? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of dodging piss-stained toilet lids while battling it out with your friends in epic PvP battles.

Our server is so crazy, even the toilets have a feud with the players! Will you conquer the toilet lid challenge and emerge victorious, or will you suffer the same fate as Jake’s poor toes?

But beware, the tables in our server are no joke – they’re made of pure walnut and ready to break some bones if you’re not careful. Just ask Jake!

Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate mix of chaos, laughter, and questionable bathroom etiquette. Who needs a boring old medical bill when you can have a wild adventure on our server instead?

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