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Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 7878 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 41 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1746 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 34 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 42 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
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So come join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a therapist when you have Minecraft, right? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so fun, even your sterile sister-in-law would find joy in building virtual worlds. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server today!