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| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 2247 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5195 | Animals Bred: | 109 |
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Looking for a server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here!
Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between a group of players and a giant chicken that terrorizes the land. Or maybe you’re interested in joining our annual “Build-a-Fart” competition, where players compete to create the most realistic fart noise using note blocks.
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is full of ridiculous shenanigans and bizarre adventures just waiting for you to join in.
So why wait? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you saying, “What the fuck is that? It shows up if you search others too like ‘Jew memes’!”
