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  • The one… Minecraft SMP

    The one… Minecraft SMP

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    Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of drama and redemption! Our server is filled with players who love to stir up controversy and then pretend like they were always fans of whatever they were trashing. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocky graphics and creepers trying to blow up your house. So come on, join us and see if you can navigate the treacherous waters of fake fandom and backstabbing NPCs. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Sparkling Zero Minecraft Server

    Sparkling Zero Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of getting wrecked by Z Broly ki spammers and dealing with Roshi’s lightning surprise on other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “No Z Broly ki spamming” policy and Roshi’s lightning surprise is banned for being too shocking! Join us and main Future Gohan without fear of being countered by cheap tactics. Plus, we have a secret weapon against all those dumb cunts – our very own Super Saiyan Sheep army! Join now for a woolly good time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Dave’s Bullshit Minecraft Server

    Dave’s Bullshit Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of writing absolute bullshit in your Minecraft world like Dave Mustaine did with “So Far, So Good…So What”? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can go from being a noob to a master builder like Dave Mustaine did with “Rust in Peace”!

    Join us and witness the epic transformation as you build your way to greatness. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be rocking out with your diamond pickaxe like a true Minecraft rockstar! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to Minecraft glory!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Eight Fucking Whiskey Sours Minecraft SMP

    Eight Fucking Whiskey Sours Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get handed eight fucking whiskey sours by the server admin. That’s right, we don’t mess around with boring old potions, we go straight for the hard stuff.

    But that’s not all, oh no. Our server is filled with crazy events and challenges that will have you laughing until you cry. One time, we had a giant chicken invasion where players had to defend their bases with nothing but feathers and eggs. It was clucking chaos, let me tell you.

    And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs. We’ve got creepers that explode into confetti, zombies that break out into dance routines, and skeletons that shoot rainbows instead of arrows. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, and you’re invited!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us for a wild ride filled with whiskey sours, chicken invasions, and rainbow-shooting skeletons. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong liver, because things tend to get a little crazy around here.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Minecraft SMP: BullshitCraft – LePerfektOrganism

    Minecraft SMP: BullshitCraft – LePerfektOrganism

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    🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace our inner predators and unleash our alien-like survival skills! Join us if you’re ready to throw morality out the window and conquer the virtual world with no remorse!

    👽 Our server is like a crazy science experiment gone wrong, where players are transformed into ruthless predators with no conscience. Forget about building cute houses and planting flowers, we’re here to dominate and survive at all costs!

    🚀 So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are as unclouded by conscience as the Alien itself? We’re not here to make friends, we’re here to crush our enemies and rule the Minecraft universe with an iron fist!

    🌌 So if you’re looking for a wild and insane Minecraft experience where morality is just a distant memory, join us and embrace your inner predator. Just remember, in this world, only the strong survive… and maybe a few lucky aliens too! 😉

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • CraftyLog Minecraft Server

    CraftyLog Minecraft Server

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    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of dealing with logfags and their spammy ways? Well, look no further because our server is a poop-free zone! That’s right, no more dealing with immature poop jokes here.

    Join our server for a chance to escape the madness of logfags and their poop obsession. We offer a safe haven for all players who just want to enjoy the game without being bombarded with nonsense.

    Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself frequents our server, looking for worthy opponents to challenge. So if you’re feeling brave and want to test your skills against the legendary Herobrine, come on over and join us!

    But beware, the server is also rumored to be haunted by creepers who have a strange obsession with dancing to disco music. So if you’re up for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our server and see what all the fuss is about!

    Remember, on our server, the only thing that’s allowed to be explosive is the fun! So leave your poop jokes at the door and come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • SMP SlimeyPatGoneAgain – Minecraft SMP

    SMP SlimeyPatGoneAgain – Minecraft SMP

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the drama is as juicy as a ripe watermelon! Join us as we witness Slimey Pat’s dramatic exits and Cole’s epic eye rolls. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain the ability to summon a herd of flying pigs to do your bidding. So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and maybe even start watching raw again!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • BoomerCraft: Bullshit Edition

    BoomerCraft: Bullshit Edition

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with kids who can’t even spell “diamond”? Well, look no further because our server is exclusively for the wise and experienced older players of Reddit! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground society of elderly players who have been playing Minecraft since the dawn of time. Legend has it that they hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds and rare items. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Dank Memes Dungeon” where players must navigate through a maze of hilarious memes in order to claim the ultimate prize – a diamond-encrusted potato. Trust us, it’s worth it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the most legendary group of older players in the Minecraft universe. Remember, age is just a number – but diamonds are forever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • “CraftyTranime” Minecraft Server

    “CraftyTranime” Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things wacky and wild! Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary Tranime Diamond, rumored to grant players the power to turn into their favorite anime character in-game!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Tranime Ender Dragon, a creature so powerful and majestic that even the most seasoned players tremble at the thought of facing it. Will you be brave enough to take on this mighty beast and claim its treasure for yourself?

    And if you’re looking for a community that’s as crazy and colorful as you are, then you’ve come to the right place! Our players are always up for a good laugh and a wild adventure, so you’ll never be bored with us around. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • BullshitCraft SMP

    BullshitCraft SMP

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is one hundred percent pure bullshit! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers were actually friendly. That’s right, no more exploding creepers ruining your day! But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. Want to buy some diamonds? Better make sure you have enough llama bucks!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is actually located on the moon? That’s right, you can build your very own moon base and explore the lunar landscape while dodging space zombies and alien cows. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience one hundred percent pure bullshit for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • RedBlue Minecraft Server

    RedBlue Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old factions and survival modes? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles between the Blue Team and the Red Team. Choose your side wisely, because the fate of the Minecraft world is in your hands!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their reign of terror? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is rumored to be home to the rarest and most valuable blocks in all of Minecraft. Legend has it that if you can find the hidden treasure, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • HorrorCraft Minecraft Server

    HorrorCraft Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring documentary about rocks? Well, get ready to have your pants scared off on our server! We promise you’ll be more terrified than watching a horror movie with the lights off and a creepy doll staring at you.

    Join us if you dare, where the mobs are scarier than your grandma’s ghost stories and the creepers are more explosive than a burrito from Taco Bell. Our server is so intense, even Herobrine wouldn’t dare step foot in our pixelated world.

    But don’t worry, we also have plenty of fun activities to keep you entertained between heart attacks. From epic PvP battles to building competitions that will make your jaw drop, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the thrill of a lifetime on a Minecraft server that will leave you screaming for more (literally). Just make sure to bring extra pairs of pants, because you’re gonna need ’em!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • MommaNoDramaCraft

    MommaNoDramaCraft

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your own family? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, manipulation, and heart palpitations!

    Our server is run by a team of borderline personalities who will make you question your sanity at every turn. From abusive behavior to gaslighting, we’ve got it all! And don’t worry, our admins will enable their behavior just like your dad does.

    But wait, there’s more! Want to experience the thrill of being the scapegoat in a virtual world? Join now and get shoved down a flight of stairs by our friendly neighborhood mom character. She’ll even tell you to off yourself for that authentic experience.

    So block your real family and join us for a dysfunctional adventure like no other. Who needs therapy when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the chance to go “nuclear” with us!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • CraftyIranianGazaWarFun

    CraftyIranianGazaWarFun

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    so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally lit and full of crazy adventures? well, u gotta join this one cuz it’s like, the most epic server everrrr!

    like, did u know that on this server, u can ride a flying pig and shoot rainbow lasers out of ur eyes? yeah, it’s totally true! and, like, the diamonds here are so big that they can be used as beds for giants!

    oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground city on this server where all the villagers are actually aliens from outer space! they’ll trade u emeralds for space rocks and give u super cool gadgets to use in ur adventures!

    plus, there’s a rumor that if u find the legendary golden llama hidden in the jungle, it’ll grant u three wishes! like, how crazy is that?!

    so, what r u waiting for? come join this epic minecraft server and be a part of the most insane and hilarious adventures everrrr! trust me, u won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • HaircutCraft

    HaircutCraft

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    So, like, you know, if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block, then you gotta join our server, man! We got llamas that can breakdance, creepers that tell jokes, and villagers that do interpretive dance. Plus, our diamond pickaxes have a special power that lets you mine blocks with just a wink.

    And get this, there’s a secret underground lair where you can ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting fireballs out of your nostrils. Oh, and did I mention the magical talking cows that give you free enchanted armor just for saying “moo”? It’s like a dream come true, but in blocky pixel form.

    So, like, why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience the wackiest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in your virtual life? Come on, man, don’t be a square – join us now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • BrainGainFitMC

    BrainGainFitMC

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    come join our epic minecraft server, where we make your brain go BRRR with high-intensity fun and crazy adventures! our researchers at the University of Queensland have proven that playing on our server will make you smarter for up to 5 years!

    imagine mining for diamonds while doing intense interval exercises to level up your brain power! you’ll be outsmarting creepers and zombies in no time!

    we’ve got mini-games that will challenge your mind and keep you on your toes. who needs sudoku when you can solve complex puzzles while building your dream castle?

    so what are you waiting for? join us now and become the einstein of minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Join United Crafters SMP, where the only thing spicier than the gameplay is the whitelist process!

    Join United Crafters SMP, where the only thing spicier than the gameplay is the whitelist process!

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    United Crafters Minecraft Server

    Overview
    If you are looking to join a Hermit craft Inspired server then this is the server for you! Other than a few QOL mods, United Crafters is completely vanilla. We have a shopping district run by the players that uses diamonds as currency. Our last reset was the release of 1.21, so its not too late to join! All you have to do is apply through our discord and we will whitelist you and give you the IP.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? To join the server, please apply through our discord server and we will whitelist you and provide you with the IP.
    Is the server completely vanilla? Yes, other than a few quality of life mods, United Crafters is completely vanilla.
    What version of Minecraft is the server running on? The server is running on the latest version, which was the release of 1.21 at the time of the last reset.
    How does the shopping district work? The shopping district is run by the players and uses diamonds as currency for transactions.
    How can I contact the server admins? You can contact the server admins through our Discord server: https://discord.com/invite/ngFbZQy8Jb

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • FrenchMarchMCServ

    FrenchMarchMCServ

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, fear not, because on our server, “The French are marching to page 10!” things are always wild and crazy!

    Join us for epic battles where the French army marches to page 10 and wreaks havoc on all who stand in their way. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their advance? The choice is yours!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the end of a rainbow bridge guarded by a dragon!

    So why wait? Join us on “The French are marching to page 10!” server for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep your sword at the ready!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Blocky Pirates Minecraft Server

    Blocky Pirates Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

    Join us for epic adventures, insane challenges, and unforgettable moments that will have you singing “it’s been a looooong day without you my friend” as you log off each night.

    We have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures, a pet dragon that farts rainbows, and a dance party every Friday night where even the creepers bust a move.

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • ExWifeTravelBanCraft

    ExWifeTravelBanCraft

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun awaits!

    Join us for a wild adventure filled with twists and turns, just like the crazy story of our server owner who had to deal with a disappearing ex-wife and custody battles. But don’t worry, there’s no custody battles here, just friendly competitions and building challenges!

    Explore our vast world and build your dream creations, whether it’s a majestic castle or a wacky rollercoaster. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hidden treasure like our owner did when he found out his ex-wife was actually a long-lost princess from a faraway land (just kidding, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

    So come join us and let your imagination run wild on our server. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP