bullshit – New Minecraft Servers (March 2025)

Honey Flies Bullshit
Allure, aphorism, attraction, attraction tactics, bullshit, Deception, falsehood, flies, Honey, IDIOMS, insect behavior, Negativity, Pests, popular phrases, ProVerb, repellant, Saying, Sweetness, Truth, Vinegar
hey u, yes u, r u tired of boring minecraft servers with no excitement? well, u gotta join our server cuz we got all the craziness u need! we got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a dancing creeper!
if u join our server, u will find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon! but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with skeletons and zombies all night long!
oh, and did we mention that our server has a magical portal that takes u to a land filled with candy mountains and marshmallow rivers? yea, it’s pretty epic.
so what r u waiting for? join our server now and experience the wildest adventure of ur life! trust us, u won’t regret it!
server IP: flyingspiderunicorn.About.crazyfun

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BlockyEscapeCraft
anxiety, BlockyEscapeCraft, bullshit, community support, coping, coping strategies, current events, emotional resilience., emotional well being, Global Issues, mental health, mindfulness, pandemic, perseverance, positivity, resilience, self reflection, self-care, stress, uncertainty, world
Tired of dealing with all the craziness in the world? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to dye your sheep! Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and sprinkles happiness wherever you go.
Need a break from reality? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild. Build a giant statue of a potato or create a roller coaster that defies gravity – the possibilities are endless!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Join us and help them hatch their diabolical plan (pun intended).
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and leave all the bullshit behind. Trust us, your sanity will thank you.

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ZelenskyyCraft: Sanctioned Bullshit
aggression, bullshit, Conflict, Diplomacy, Europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Military, Politics, president, russia, sanctioned, sanctions, sanctions policy, Ukraine, united states, US threats, War, world leaders, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft
so like, u know how zelenskyy was all like “US threats of sanctions before the war were bullshit”? well, our minecraft server is like the opposite of that bullshit. it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows where u can build ur wildest dreams and battle evil mobs with ur friends.
join our server and u can ride a flying pig into battle, or build a giant statue of ur pet goldfish. we have secret dungeons filled with treasure and hidden portals to other dimensions.
plus, our community is super friendly and always ready to help u out. so come join us and escape the bullshit of the real world for a while. trust me, u won’t regret it!

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Fallen Mask Minecraft SMP
AMERICANS, Asians, bullshit, competent people, consequences, decent wages, Defending, despises, DrPhil, Europeans, fallen, Hates, Import, incompetent, Indian Immigrants, Latin Americans, Loves.., mask, mask falling, Minecraft, Musk, Pajeet workers, shilling, smp, Warning
Are you tired of being shilled by Elon Musk for Indian immigrants? Are you sick of him importing cheap Pajeet workers just because he hates competent people who deserve decent wages? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we only accept players who are willing to stand up to Musk and his shenanigans!
Join us and fight against the tyranny of Musk as we build a world where competent players are valued and cheap Pajeet workers are a thing of the past. Don’t let Musk get the best of you, join our SMP and show him who’s boss! Remember, in our world, only the most outrageous and insane players survive. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s take down Musk together!

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Bullshit Minecraft SMP Murderer
anger, annoyance, bad management, bullshit, Frustration, implementation, Incompetence, incompetence at its finest, infuriating, Irritation, Minecraft, murder, murderer, poor execution, poor judgment, RAGE, smp, terrible decision, UNACCEPTABLE, unacceptable behavior, unacceptable outcome, unacceptable practices, unacceptable standards
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Do you crave chaos and mayhem in your gaming experience? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where we promise to make you want to murder whoever implemented our insane and outrageous features!
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of angry llamas come charging at you with TNT strapped to their backs. Or how about trying to build a cozy little house, only to have it spontaneously combust every time you place a torch? And don’t even get us started on the flying pigs that rain down from the sky every time someone says the word “bacon.”
But hey, if you’re into that kind of madness and want to test your sanity, then this is the perfect server for you! Join us and see if you can survive the absolute chaos that awaits. Just be warned, you may end up wanting to murder whoever came up with this bullshit in the first place.

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Liberty Craft Minecraft Server
bullshit, Craft, Delusion, enmity, equality, France, Fraternity, Gini coefficient, INEQUALITY, lefties, liberalization, Liberty, Markets, Minecraft, MONEY, national economies, offer/supply effects, Ponder, relationship, Server, Tinder, Ultimate
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server’s Gini coefficient is off the charts at 0.99! That’s right, we have more inequality than the entire world’s national economies combined.
Join us and watch as liberalization leads to chaos and mayhem, with markets existing only in relationship to diamonds and emeralds. Lefties beware, because on our server, liberty leads to inequality and inequality leads to enmity.
Forget about the motto of France, because on our server, it’s every player for themselves in a wild world where anything can happen. So come join us and experience the ultimate delusion in the world of Minecraft!

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The one… Minecraft SMP
assume, assumption, bullshit, COMEBACK, Fan, getting, GRAND, HATER, Like.., mad, Minecraft, Months, Npc, One, response, series, shitting, smp, spread, Trash
Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of drama and redemption! Our server is filled with players who love to stir up controversy and then pretend like they were always fans of whatever they were trashing. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocky graphics and creepers trying to blow up your house. So come on, join us and see if you can navigate the treacherous waters of fake fandom and backstabbing NPCs. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

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Sparkling Zero Minecraft Server
anger, B rank, bullshit, Competitive Gaming, counter play, dumb cunt, Frustration, future gohan, Gaming, ki spammer, lightning surprise, maining, match, Minecraft, online play, RAGE, ROSHI, Server, Sparking, sparkling, video games, z broly, Zero
Are you tired of getting wrecked by Z Broly ki spammers and dealing with Roshi’s lightning surprise on other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “No Z Broly ki spamming” policy and Roshi’s lightning surprise is banned for being too shocking! Join us and main Future Gohan without fear of being countered by cheap tactics. Plus, we have a secret weapon against all those dumb cunts – our very own Super Saiyan Sheep army! Join now for a woolly good time!

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Dave’s Bullshit Minecraft Server
achievement, album, Artistic, bullshit, creativity, Dave Mustaine, dave’s, Development, Evolution, growth, inspiration, Journey, megadeth, metal, Minecraft, Music, process, Progression, Rock Music, Server, success, talent, transformation, Writing
Are you tired of writing absolute bullshit in your Minecraft world like Dave Mustaine did with “So Far, So Good…So What”? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can go from being a noob to a master builder like Dave Mustaine did with “Rust in Peace”!
Join us and witness the epic transformation as you build your way to greatness. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be rocking out with your diamond pickaxe like a true Minecraft rockstar! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to Minecraft glory!

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Eight Fucking Whiskey Sours Minecraft SMP
alcohol, bar, Bartender, bourbon, bullshit, cocktails, Drinking, drinks, Drunk, eight whiskey sours, fucking, hangover, happy hour, Minecraft, mixology, Party, recipe, smp, sour mix, SOURS, tipsy, whiskey, whiskey sours
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get handed eight fucking whiskey sours by the server admin. That’s right, we don’t mess around with boring old potions, we go straight for the hard stuff.
But that’s not all, oh no. Our server is filled with crazy events and challenges that will have you laughing until you cry. One time, we had a giant chicken invasion where players had to defend their bases with nothing but feathers and eggs. It was clucking chaos, let me tell you.
And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs. We’ve got creepers that explode into confetti, zombies that break out into dance routines, and skeletons that shoot rainbows instead of arrows. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, and you’re invited!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us for a wild ride filled with whiskey sours, chicken invasions, and rainbow-shooting skeletons. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong liver, because things tend to get a little crazy around here.

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LOLcraft Minecraft Server
financial scam, fraud, identity theft, internet scam, LolCraft, Minecraft, online safety, online scam, online security, racial bias, racial discrimination, racism, red flags, scam, scam alert, scam awareness, scam prevention, scam victim, scammer tactics, Server
Are you tired of almost getting scammed out of thousands of dollars just because you’re trying to be a good person? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and avoid all those pesky scammers trying to take advantage of your kindness. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical unicorn who farts rainbows and shoots glitter at anyone who tries to scam you. So come join us and let’s build a world where being racist actually saves you money!

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CanonCraft SMP – “This Should’ve Been Minecraft SMP”
Alternate Universe, canon, CanonCraft, fan community, fan consensus, fan culture, fan debate, fan interpretation, fan opinion, fan outrage., fan reaction, fan reactions, fan speculation, fan theory, Fandom, fanfiction, headcanon, Minecraft, otp, shipping, Shouldve, smp
Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server you’ll ever join!
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense parkour challenges on top of lava-filled volcanoes, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond sword that shoots lasers, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet dragon that you can ride into battle.
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen it before. This should’ve been canon, and now it can be for you!

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ThirstCraft: Hot Water Edition
Communication, Community, counseling, Edition, Empathy, Future, Gratitude, growth, hot, Improvement, Intimacy, Journey, love, Marriage, progress, relationship, strength, Support, teamwork, Therapy, ThirstCraft, Trauma, Understanding, Water
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and growth just like this couple who worked through their issues over a glass of warm water.
Just like this couple, you too can work through your childhood trauma and relationship issues while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?
Join us on this server where we promise to provide a safe space for personal growth and healing, all while exploring the blocky world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate among the creepers and skeletons!
So come on, join us and work on yourself while building the ultimate Minecraft empire. It’s therapy and gaming all in one!

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GodlyBelieverMC SMP
belief in God, divine presence, existential questions, FAITH, faith in higher being, faith in the unseen, God’s existence, GodlyBelieverMC, Higher power, personal beliefs, philosophical beliefs, questioning faith, Religion, religious beliefs, religious convictions, religious faith, seeking meaning, smp, Spiritual beliefs, Spiritual Journey, spirituality, trust in divine
Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual Garden of Eden! We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret portal to the Nether that leads straight to the pearly gates! Join us and you’ll be asking yourself, “Do you believe in god and why? Because on this server, anything is possible!”

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BlockyLifeCatchUp
BlockyLifeCatchUp, comparison trap, falling behind, goal-setting, life struggles, mental health, motivation, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, resilience, seeking support, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-doubt, Stress Management, Time management
Are you tired of feeling like a total noob in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can be the ultimate pro! Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind as you embark on epic adventures, build insane creations, and make friends with pixelated pigs who will never judge you for eating too much cake. So why waste time feeling like a loser in the real world when you can be a Minecraft master on our server? Join now and start living your best blocky life!

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MoodSwingCraft
bipolar disorder, bipolar disorder symptoms, hormonal changes, Menopause, menopause symptoms, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health conditions, mental health research., mental health statistics, mental illness, mood disorders, mood swings, MoodSwingCraft, perimenopause, Women’s Health, women’s health issues, women’s health research, women’s hormones, women’s mental health, women’s mental health research
LOLZ come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we have so much fun, it’s like a rollercoaster for your brain! We did a study and found out that women are like, totally twice as likely to go bipolar during the perimenopause, so why not come play with us and let out all that crazy energy? Your moods will swing from one extreme to another just like in the game, but it’s all good because we’re here to support you through it all. So come on, join us and let’s go on this wild ride together! 🤪🎢🎮

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Real Hard-Corn Europe – 1.21: Where the Corn is Tougher Than Diamonds!

be very careful, Corn, diamonds, Europe, griefing is allowed, Hardcore, HardCorn, no borders, No hacking, No map resets, no natural regeneration, no pay to win, No Whitelist, PvP, real, simple hardcore, take no risks before you are in diamond gear at least, Tougher, use totems

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	23.109.46.153:25678
Description	Made this server because regular survival on hard mode is too easy. There’s no challenge after gearing up. Haven’t decided how long death ban will be, maybe a week or two. Open to suggestions/questions.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of server is it?	Simple hardcore
Is natural regeneration allowed?	No, except in spawn area. Players need gapples, suspicious stew, potions to regain health
Are hacking and cheating allowed?	No hacking is allowed
Are there any map resets or borders?	No map resets, no borders, no protection. PvP, griefing is allowed
Is there a whitelist?	No, there is no whitelist
Is pay to win allowed?	No, there is no pay to win system
Any recommendations for players?	Be very careful and take no risks before you are in diamond gear at least. Use totems

BlockBusters Minecraft Server
404 GAME RE:SET, Accord’s Library, anime adaptation, blockbusters, Chat Stamps Compilation, conquest guides, Drakengard, emulation guides, event stories, high res art, Minecraft, movie release, nier, nier automata, NieR Reincarnation, remake, Resource Pastebin, SEASON 2, Server, SINoALICE, translation, Voice of Cards, yoko taro, Yokoverse Fanbook
Welcome to the YoRHa Edition Minecraft server, where we pay tribute to the legendary Yoko Taro, the mastermind behind some of the most mind-bending games in existence. Join us for discussions on NieR, Drakengard, and even the wild world of spanking and cashgrab kusoges like SINoALICE.
But that’s not all! We have exclusive inside information that NieR Automata Anime Adaptation Season 2 is currently airing, so you better hop on this server to stay in the loop. And don’t forget about the SINoALICE Movie home release – it’s out now and it’s a cinematic masterpiece.
If you’re a fan of remakes and reimaginings, we’ve got you covered with NieR Replicant and NieR Automata both available on Steam. Plus, dive into the world of Voice of Cards games and experience a whole new level of card-based adventure.
But wait, there’s more! We have emulation guides for Drakengard games, a Yokoverse Fanbook, and a complete Yoko Taro resource pastebin for all your Yoko needs. And if you’re looking for SINoALICE resources, we’ve got guides, databases, OSTs, and everything in between.
So why wait? Join us on the YoRHa Edition Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even run into Yoko Taro himself building a giant replica of Emil’s head out of diamond blocks. It’s a wild ride, but isn’t that what Minecraft is all about?

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TheCraftySMPPlayer922957211
No. 922957211 Anonymous Amanda Mystery Thriller Suspense Crime Detective Investigation Murder Secrets Intrigue Betrayal Deception Psychological Dark Twists Suspicion Unraveling Revelation, TheCraftySMPPlayer922957211
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right! Our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll never want to leave.
Join us for epic battles against zombie hordes led by a chicken in a top hat, or participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this crazy adventure and see just how bonkers Minecraft can truly be. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just ask Amanda, she’s been living in a house made entirely of TNT for weeks and she’s loving every minute of it.

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FleaCraft: GF’s Cat Drama
Animal Behavior, Boundaries, cat, Communication, Drama, FleaCraft, fleas, gfs, Girlfriend, living together, pet allergies, pet behavior, pet care, pet grooming, pet health, pet hygiene, pet ownership, pet ownership conflicts, pet responsibilities, Pets, relationships, UNCOMFORTABLE
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of living with a girlfriend and her flea-infested cat! Join us for a world where you don’t have to worry about pesky fleas biting you while you’re trying to relax and build your dream creations.
Our server is the perfect place for those who want to escape selfish partners who prioritize their pets over your comfort. Say goodbye to arguments about who should take care of the cat’s flea problem and hello to a community of players who understand the struggle of living with a furry friend who brings unwanted guests into your home.
So come on in and join us for a flea-free, drama-free Minecraft experience like no other. Build, explore, and laugh your way through our server as you leave behind the craziness of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only fleas you’ll encounter are the pixelated kind!

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