bullshit – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Honey Flies Bullshit
Allure, aphorism, attraction, attraction tactics, bullshit, Deception, falsehood, flies, Honey, IDIOMS, insect behavior, Negativity, Pests, popular phrases, ProVerb, repellant, Saying, Sweetness, Truth, Vinegar
hey u, yes u, r u tired of boring minecraft servers with no excitement? well, u gotta join our server cuz we got all the craziness u need! we got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a dancing creeper!
if u join our server, u will find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon! but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with skeletons and zombies all night long!
oh, and did we mention that our server has a magical portal that takes u to a land filled with candy mountains and marshmallow rivers? yea, it’s pretty epic.
so what r u waiting for? join our server now and experience the wildest adventure of ur life! trust us, u won’t regret it!
server IP: flyingspiderunicorn.About.crazyfun

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BlockyEscapeCraft
anxiety, BlockyEscapeCraft, bullshit, community support, coping, coping strategies, current events, emotional resilience., emotional well being, Global Issues, mental health, mindfulness, pandemic, perseverance, positivity, resilience, self reflection, self-care, stress, uncertainty, world
Tired of dealing with all the craziness in the world? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to dye your sheep! Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and sprinkles happiness wherever you go.
Need a break from reality? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild. Build a giant statue of a potato or create a roller coaster that defies gravity – the possibilities are endless!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Join us and help them hatch their diabolical plan (pun intended).
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and leave all the bullshit behind. Trust us, your sanity will thank you.

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ZelenskyyCraft: Sanctioned Bullshit
aggression, bullshit, Conflict, Diplomacy, Europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Military, Politics, president, russia, sanctioned, sanctions, sanctions policy, Ukraine, united states, US threats, War, world leaders, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft
so like, u know how zelenskyy was all like “US threats of sanctions before the war were bullshit”? well, our minecraft server is like the opposite of that bullshit. it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows where u can build ur wildest dreams and battle evil mobs with ur friends.
join our server and u can ride a flying pig into battle, or build a giant statue of ur pet goldfish. we have secret dungeons filled with treasure and hidden portals to other dimensions.
plus, our community is super friendly and always ready to help u out. so come join us and escape the bullshit of the real world for a while. trust me, u won’t regret it!

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Fallen Mask Minecraft SMP
AMERICANS, Asians, bullshit, competent people, consequences, decent wages, Defending, despises, DrPhil, Europeans, fallen, Hates, Import, incompetent, Indian Immigrants, Latin Americans, Loves.., mask, mask falling, Minecraft, Musk, Pajeet workers, shilling, smp, Warning
Are you tired of being shilled by Elon Musk for Indian immigrants? Are you sick of him importing cheap Pajeet workers just because he hates competent people who deserve decent wages? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we only accept players who are willing to stand up to Musk and his shenanigans!
Join us and fight against the tyranny of Musk as we build a world where competent players are valued and cheap Pajeet workers are a thing of the past. Don’t let Musk get the best of you, join our SMP and show him who’s boss! Remember, in our world, only the most outrageous and insane players survive. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s take down Musk together!

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Bullshit Minecraft SMP Murderer
anger, annoyance, bad management, bullshit, Frustration, implementation, Incompetence, incompetence at its finest, infuriating, Irritation, Minecraft, murder, murderer, poor execution, poor judgment, RAGE, smp, terrible decision, UNACCEPTABLE, unacceptable behavior, unacceptable outcome, unacceptable practices, unacceptable standards
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Do you crave chaos and mayhem in your gaming experience? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where we promise to make you want to murder whoever implemented our insane and outrageous features!
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of angry llamas come charging at you with TNT strapped to their backs. Or how about trying to build a cozy little house, only to have it spontaneously combust every time you place a torch? And don’t even get us started on the flying pigs that rain down from the sky every time someone says the word “bacon.”
But hey, if you’re into that kind of madness and want to test your sanity, then this is the perfect server for you! Join us and see if you can survive the absolute chaos that awaits. Just be warned, you may end up wanting to murder whoever came up with this bullshit in the first place.

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Liberty Craft Minecraft Server
bullshit, Craft, Delusion, enmity, equality, France, Fraternity, Gini coefficient, INEQUALITY, lefties, liberalization, Liberty, Markets, Minecraft, MONEY, national economies, offer/supply effects, Ponder, relationship, Server, Tinder, Ultimate
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server’s Gini coefficient is off the charts at 0.99! That’s right, we have more inequality than the entire world’s national economies combined.
Join us and watch as liberalization leads to chaos and mayhem, with markets existing only in relationship to diamonds and emeralds. Lefties beware, because on our server, liberty leads to inequality and inequality leads to enmity.
Forget about the motto of France, because on our server, it’s every player for themselves in a wild world where anything can happen. So come join us and experience the ultimate delusion in the world of Minecraft!

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The one… Minecraft SMP
assume, assumption, bullshit, COMEBACK, Fan, getting, GRAND, HATER, Like.., mad, Minecraft, Months, Npc, One, response, series, shitting, smp, spread, Trash
Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of drama and redemption! Our server is filled with players who love to stir up controversy and then pretend like they were always fans of whatever they were trashing. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocky graphics and creepers trying to blow up your house. So come on, join us and see if you can navigate the treacherous waters of fake fandom and backstabbing NPCs. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

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Sparkling Zero Minecraft Server
anger, B rank, bullshit, Competitive Gaming, counter play, dumb cunt, Frustration, future gohan, Gaming, ki spammer, lightning surprise, maining, match, Minecraft, online play, RAGE, ROSHI, Server, Sparking, sparkling, video games, z broly, Zero
Are you tired of getting wrecked by Z Broly ki spammers and dealing with Roshi’s lightning surprise on other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “No Z Broly ki spamming” policy and Roshi’s lightning surprise is banned for being too shocking! Join us and main Future Gohan without fear of being countered by cheap tactics. Plus, we have a secret weapon against all those dumb cunts – our very own Super Saiyan Sheep army! Join now for a woolly good time!

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Dave’s Bullshit Minecraft Server
achievement, album, Artistic, bullshit, creativity, Dave Mustaine, dave’s, Development, Evolution, growth, inspiration, Journey, megadeth, metal, Minecraft, Music, process, Progression, Rock Music, Server, success, talent, transformation, Writing
Are you tired of writing absolute bullshit in your Minecraft world like Dave Mustaine did with “So Far, So Good…So What”? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can go from being a noob to a master builder like Dave Mustaine did with “Rust in Peace”!
Join us and witness the epic transformation as you build your way to greatness. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be rocking out with your diamond pickaxe like a true Minecraft rockstar! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to Minecraft glory!

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Eight Fucking Whiskey Sours Minecraft SMP
alcohol, bar, Bartender, bourbon, bullshit, cocktails, Drinking, drinks, Drunk, eight whiskey sours, fucking, hangover, happy hour, Minecraft, mixology, Party, recipe, smp, sour mix, SOURS, tipsy, whiskey, whiskey sours
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get handed eight fucking whiskey sours by the server admin. That’s right, we don’t mess around with boring old potions, we go straight for the hard stuff.
But that’s not all, oh no. Our server is filled with crazy events and challenges that will have you laughing until you cry. One time, we had a giant chicken invasion where players had to defend their bases with nothing but feathers and eggs. It was clucking chaos, let me tell you.
And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs. We’ve got creepers that explode into confetti, zombies that break out into dance routines, and skeletons that shoot rainbows instead of arrows. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, and you’re invited!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us for a wild ride filled with whiskey sours, chicken invasions, and rainbow-shooting skeletons. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong liver, because things tend to get a little crazy around here.

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Crimson Networks
Adrenaline, Arena, building, Community, Competition, Crafting, creativity, Custom, design, Economy, Events, EXCITEMENT, Factions, Features, Items, marketplace, Players, PvP, Resources, Server, Survival, Trading
Welcome to Crimson Networks! Design your space at a comfortable tempo of your choosing here with us at Crimson Networks where your creative aspirations come to life without any rush or pressure whatsoever. Whether you’re eager to craft a work of art or immerse yourself in the economy driven by players, like you this is the perfect destination for you to explore and thrive in. Get involved in the trading scene at our player centric marketplace to enhance your resources and uncover rare and distinct items waiting just for you.. For those seeking an adrenaline rush and excitement like never before activate the PvP mode and step into our exclusive arena for an electrifying experience that will keep your heart racing with every pulse pounding moment.
Experience the perfect mix of peaceful building activities with thoughtful financial strategies and thrilling battles at Crimson Networks. A place where you can unwind creatively and engage in friendly competition amidst custom features tailored just for you and exciting, in game happenings to keep things interesting for everyone involved in our community.
play.crimson-networks.co

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Nexio MC
Adventure, Battles, Bedwars, Combat, Community, competitive, Connect, Conquer, Discord, Economy, Explore, Gamemodes, gameplay, INTENSE, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Nexio MC, PvP, server ip, Strategic, Thrilling, Updates, vibrant
Welcome to Nexio MC—where Minecraft Adventure reaches its peak!
Server IP: nexiomc.net
Dive into our thrilling gamemodes and test your combat skills in the heart of competitive Minecraft. Nexio MC is the ultimate destination for players who love intense battles and strategic gameplay.
For more information, updates, and to connect with our vibrant community, join us on Discord: https://discord.com/nexiomc
Explore, fight, and conquer—your next great adventure starts here at Nexio MC!
nexiomc.net

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Vanilla, but with just a hint of chaos and a sprinkle of European flavor – Hackers and map resets not invited!

Active, Allies, Anarchy, betray, Chaos, Community, Conquer, Discord, Escape, European, flavor, hackers, Hint, invited, Ip:, Map, map size, Minecraft, nether roof, ONLINE, Players, Resets, semi anarchy, Server, Spawn, sprinkle, STRONG, Vanilla, Website

Server Name:	Simply Vanilla – Anarchy with NO Hacking!
Online Since:	2019
Rules:	No hacking/duping allowed
Features:	Vanilla world-borders and accessible Nether-roof
IP:	simplyvanilla.net
Discord:	Join our Discord community
Website:	Visit our website
Map Size:	10 TB+

FAQs

What does escaping spawn look like?

Check out this video to see what escaping spawn looks like: Video Link

How can I join the server and start playing?

Simply connect to the server using the IP: simplyvanilla.net and start your journey by escaping spawn, making your starter base, and interacting with other players.

Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, the server strictly prohibits hacking and duping. Make sure to play fair and respect other players.

Can I make alliances with other players on the server?

Absolutely! You can make allies, betray others, and even conquer bases to establish your dominance on the server.

Is the server suitable for beginners or experienced players?

The server is open to players of all skill levels. Whether you’re a beginner looking to learn or an experienced player seeking a new challenge, Simply Vanilla offers a unique and exciting gameplay experience for everyone.

Dog Eatin’ Minecraft Server
animal rights, controversy, debate, dog, eatin, eating dogs, fact check, false claims, Lies, Media, Minecraft, Misinformation, News, not true, Politics, president, Server, social media, Statement, television, trump, Truth, TV, viral
Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers breakdance! Trump may think people are eating dogs, but on our server, the only thing being eaten is cake (and maybe a few suspiciously placed TNT blocks). Come join the fun and show Trump that TV isn’t always right – especially when it comes to our wacky and wild Minecraft adventures!

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Send & Receive SMP Minecraft
btc, Conversion, Crypto, currency exchange, exchange rates, existing services, expensive, Fast, fee extraction, local currency, LTC, Minecraft, money transfer, proof, Receive, Receiver, Send, Sender, Simple, Slow, smp, Unnecessary, XLM
Join our Minecraft SMP for the wildest ride of your life! We offer the ability to send and receive any currency in-game, with exchange rates that won’t break the bank. Forget about crypto, we’ve got you covered with our fast and simple money transfer services.
But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. From building giant chicken statues to epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs crypto when you have a Minecraft SMP this insane?

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Bro’s Wedding Drama Minecraft Server
best man, Boundaries, bros, brother, bullying, Communication, decision, Drama, Dysfunction, family, Gaslighting, groomsmen, Homophobia, Memory, Minecraft, personal space, racism, refusal, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, TOXIC, tradition, Wedding
Are you tired of being forced into awkward family situations? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! No more being guilt-tripped into being a best man for your annoying brother’s wedding, here you can be the best man of your own virtual castle! Build, explore, and never worry about being gaslit by your family again. Plus, our server has a strict no -ist or -phobic policy, so you can game in peace without any offensive content. Say goodbye to family dysfunction and hello to blocky bliss on our server! Join now and start crafting your way to happiness!

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ChairWarsMC
Argument, back support, Boundaries, Boyfriend, calm explanation, chair maintenance, chair setup, ChairWarsMC, communication problem, ergonomic chair, expensive chair, fat, manual reading, office job, period emotions, relationship issue, sharing belongings, short person, weight limit, working from home
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my boyfriend’s reaction to me telling him not to sit on my chair? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode! Join us for a chance to build your own virtual world and maybe even find a diamond or two.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have chairs with weight limits higher than 110kg, so your boyfriend can sit comfortably without fear of breaking anything. Plus, our server is so inclusive, even short people with expensive ergonomic chairs are welcome!
So come on down to our Minecraft server and let the adventures begin. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chair that can withstand any weight limit!

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DebateCraft SMP – Vote Swayer
AMERICANS, Analysis, Campaign, candidates, Civic Duty, debate, DebateCraft, decision, Democracy, election, Impact, influence, Opinions, perspective, planned, Politics, presidential debate, Reflection, smp, sway, Swayer, Vote, Voting, voting behavior
Are you tired of boring old politics and debates? Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem! Our server is filled with crazy events like pig races, diamond hunts, and even a secret underground lava parkour course. Who needs real-life politics when you can become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to shake things up. So come join us and let your vote be heard… in the form of TNT explosions and creeper attacks!

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HarrisTrumpDebateCraft
2020 election, Analysis, Campaign, candidates, current events, debate, discussion, donald trump, election, harris, HarrisTrumpDebateCraft, kamala harris, News, Opinions, policies, Politics, president, trump, united states, vice president, viewpoints
Are you tired of boring political debates and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only debate is whether to build a castle or a giant statue of a potato!
Our server is so epic that even Harris and Trump themselves have put aside their differences to join forces and build the most epic pixel art you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it they’re currently working on a giant statue of a llama riding a dragon while holding a diamond sword.
So come join us and be a part of the most ridiculous Minecraft server out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to challenge Harris and Trump to a build battle and show them who the real block-building master is!

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ElectoralCraftMexico
Accountability, Critics, Democracy, democracy in Mexico, democratic principles, election, Electoral Process, ElectoralCraftMexico, fair elections, Government, Judges, judicial independence, judicial system, Justice, Legal System, Mexican judiciary, mexico, political reform, Politics, Rule of Law, transparency
so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the judges have to run for election? well, guess what, u found it! join our server for some wacky democracy where u can vote for the judge who will decide if u get banned or not. it’s like playing minecraft and running for president at the same time. who wouldn’t want that kind of power, amirite? come join us for some crazy fun and maybe even start a revolution against the judge who keeps banning u for building too many giant statues of chickens. let’s make minecraft great again!

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