bullshit Minecraft Servers

bullshit Minecraft Servers

  • BlockyEscapeCraft

    BlockyEscapeCraft
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    Players: 99/100 Votes: 520
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 9 Legendary Items Repaired: 4

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    Tired of dealing with all the craziness in the world? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to dye your sheep! Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and sprinkles happiness wherever you go.

    Need a break from reality? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild. Build a giant statue of a potato or create a roller coaster that defies gravity – the possibilities are endless!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Join us and help them hatch their diabolical plan (pun intended).

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and leave all the bullshit behind. Trust us, your sanity will thank you.

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  • ZelenskyyCraft: Sanctioned Bullshit

    ZelenskyyCraft: Sanctioned Bullshit
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    Players: 90/1000 Votes: 3565
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Alien Abductions: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Demon Skulls Collected: 47 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3

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    so like, u know how zelenskyy was all like “US threats of sanctions before the war were bullshit”? well, our minecraft server is like the opposite of that bullshit. it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows where u can build ur wildest dreams and battle evil mobs with ur friends.

    join our server and u can ride a flying pig into battle, or build a giant statue of ur pet goldfish. we have secret dungeons filled with treasure and hidden portals to other dimensions.

    plus, our community is super friendly and always ready to help u out. so come join us and escape the bullshit of the real world for a while. trust me, u won’t regret it!

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  • Fallen Mask Minecraft SMP

    Fallen Mask Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 1925
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Zombie Dances: 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 454
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 28
    Buildings Constructed: 25 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 55
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 93 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8

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    Are you tired of being shilled by Elon Musk for Indian immigrants? Are you sick of him importing cheap Pajeet workers just because he hates competent people who deserve decent wages? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we only accept players who are willing to stand up to Musk and his shenanigans!

    Join us and fight against the tyranny of Musk as we build a world where competent players are valued and cheap Pajeet workers are a thing of the past. Don’t let Musk get the best of you, join our SMP and show him who’s boss! Remember, in our world, only the most outrageous and insane players survive. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s take down Musk together!

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  • Bullshit Minecraft SMP Murderer

    Bullshit Minecraft SMP Murderer
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    Players: 110/700 Votes: 2480
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Star Shards Collected: 244 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 41 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 46
    Potions Brewed: 26 Dragonkin Hatched: 2

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Do you crave chaos and mayhem in your gaming experience? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where we promise to make you want to murder whoever implemented our insane and outrageous features!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of angry llamas come charging at you with TNT strapped to their backs. Or how about trying to build a cozy little house, only to have it spontaneously combust every time you place a torch? And don’t even get us started on the flying pigs that rain down from the sky every time someone says the word “bacon.”

    But hey, if you’re into that kind of madness and want to test your sanity, then this is the perfect server for you! Join us and see if you can survive the absolute chaos that awaits. Just be warned, you may end up wanting to murder whoever came up with this bullshit in the first place.

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  • Liberty Craft Minecraft Server

    Liberty Craft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/100 Votes: 2233
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 11
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 9
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Alien Abductions: 1

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server’s Gini coefficient is off the charts at 0.99! That’s right, we have more inequality than the entire world’s national economies combined.

    Join us and watch as liberalization leads to chaos and mayhem, with markets existing only in relationship to diamonds and emeralds. Lefties beware, because on our server, liberty leads to inequality and inequality leads to enmity.

    Forget about the motto of France, because on our server, it’s every player for themselves in a wild world where anything can happen. So come join us and experience the ultimate delusion in the world of Minecraft!

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  • The one… Minecraft SMP

    The one… Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 98/400 Votes: 5523
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 81
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4854 Curse of Binding Applied: 5

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    Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of drama and redemption! Our server is filled with players who love to stir up controversy and then pretend like they were always fans of whatever they were trashing. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocky graphics and creepers trying to blow up your house. So come on, join us and see if you can navigate the treacherous waters of fake fandom and backstabbing NPCs. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

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  • Sparkling Zero Minecraft Server

    Sparkling Zero Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/600 Votes: 5796
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Epic Battles Fought: 13 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8275 Epic Shields Constructed: 20
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 8 Vanishing Items Found: 5

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    Are you tired of getting wrecked by Z Broly ki spammers and dealing with Roshi’s lightning surprise on other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “No Z Broly ki spamming” policy and Roshi’s lightning surprise is banned for being too shocking! Join us and main Future Gohan without fear of being countered by cheap tactics. Plus, we have a secret weapon against all those dumb cunts – our very own Super Saiyan Sheep army! Join now for a woolly good time!

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  • Dave’s Bullshit Minecraft Server

    Dave’s Bullshit Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/1000 Votes: 6040
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 37 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 32 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Love Letters Sent: 12 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13

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    Are you tired of writing absolute bullshit in your Minecraft world like Dave Mustaine did with “So Far, So Good…So What”? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can go from being a noob to a master builder like Dave Mustaine did with “Rust in Peace”!

    Join us and witness the epic transformation as you build your way to greatness. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be rocking out with your diamond pickaxe like a true Minecraft rockstar! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to Minecraft glory!

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  • Eight Fucking Whiskey Sours Minecraft SMP

    Eight Fucking Whiskey Sours Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 105/200 Votes: 6922
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Gods Slained: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get handed eight fucking whiskey sours by the server admin. That’s right, we don’t mess around with boring old potions, we go straight for the hard stuff.

    But that’s not all, oh no. Our server is filled with crazy events and challenges that will have you laughing until you cry. One time, we had a giant chicken invasion where players had to defend their bases with nothing but feathers and eggs. It was clucking chaos, let me tell you.

    And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs. We’ve got creepers that explode into confetti, zombies that break out into dance routines, and skeletons that shoot rainbows instead of arrows. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, and you’re invited!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us for a wild ride filled with whiskey sours, chicken invasions, and rainbow-shooting skeletons. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong liver, because things tend to get a little crazy around here.

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  • Minecraft SMP: BullshitCraft – LePerfektOrganism

    Minecraft SMP: BullshitCraft – LePerfektOrganism
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    Players: 99/100 Votes: 4181
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 158 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1051 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0

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    🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace our inner predators and unleash our alien-like survival skills! Join us if you’re ready to throw morality out the window and conquer the virtual world with no remorse!

    👽 Our server is like a crazy science experiment gone wrong, where players are transformed into ruthless predators with no conscience. Forget about building cute houses and planting flowers, we’re here to dominate and survive at all costs!

    🚀 So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are as unclouded by conscience as the Alien itself? We’re not here to make friends, we’re here to crush our enemies and rule the Minecraft universe with an iron fist!

    🌌 So if you’re looking for a wild and insane Minecraft experience where morality is just a distant memory, join us and embrace your inner predator. Just remember, in this world, only the strong survive… and maybe a few lucky aliens too! 😉

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  • SpyMayorFuryCraft

    SpyMayorFuryCraft
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    Players: 110/1000 Votes: 4518
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 30 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Gods Slained: 0
    Titanic Battles Fought: 29 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 3

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    Yo yo yo! Come join dis EPIC Minecraft server where we got Filipino officials posin’ with a ‘China spy mayor’! It’s like a soap opera drama up in here, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Will there be betrayals? Secret alliances? Who knows, man, it’s wild!

    But wait, there’s more! We got diamond rain fallin’ from the sky every hour on the hour! You’ll be swimmin’ in diamonds, baby! And if that ain’t enough, we got a secret underground city where you can battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches. It’s like Fight Club, but with creepers and zombies!

    So what are you waitin’ for? Come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

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  • Pee-free Yoga Fun Land

    Pee-free Yoga Fun Land
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    Players: 110/200 Votes: 2350
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 9394
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Dimension Hops: 10
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Divine Scrolls Written: 23 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 12

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    come join dis epic minecraft server where we do low-impact yoga and exercise to help manage urinary incontinence, like wut even?? after 12 weeks u will have like 65% fewer episodes of incontinence, like wowza, who knew minecraft could help with dat?? join now for a wild ride of yoga poses and bladder control, u won’t regret it, trust me, i peed myself laughing so hard, lololol.

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  • What is the IP for gameranx Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for gameranx Minecraft Server?
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    Players: 103/600 Votes: 1230
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Animals Bred: 87
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 11
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 188986 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

    New Minecraft ServersGameranx is a popular YouTube channel and gaming website known for its concise and informative video game reviews, news, and top 10 lists. With a focus on keeping viewers up to date on the latest gaming trends and releases, Gameranx has built a large following of dedicated gamers. The channel was created in 2012 and has since grown to over 10 million subscribers, making it a go-to source for gaming content on the internet.

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  • LegitVanilla

    LegitVanilla
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    Players: 109/100 Votes: 7010
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Villages Defended: 20 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1

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    LegitVanilla is a (practically) entirely vanilla minecraft server, and there are NO RULES, NO STAFF, and only 1 plugin: Better Teams.

    What happens in this server is entirely up to the playerbase

    legitvanilla.cloudnord.net

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  • dreamcraftpt

    dreamcraftpt
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    Players: 102/400 Votes: 500
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 Buildings Constructed: 9
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6

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    dreamcraftpt.craftserv.ovh (Version 1.18 to 1.20.x)

    Our server is composed of:

    – Survival friendly, the community is friendly and united, making this category our strong point. – Custom items, improved items and different from what you see in vanilla, only acquired in events and/or crafted – Claims, to help our community protect itself we have implemented claims where no one other than the owner can modify or touch. – Skills, is a system of skills and bonuses where the higher the level, the more bonuses and more time the skill is available.

    And much much more to come. Come and find out!

    dreamcraftpt.craftserv.ovh

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  • Rosefail: Where Survival Means Getting Lost, Slain by Bosses, & Hunted by Creepers

    Rosefail: Where Survival Means Getting Lost, Slain by Bosses, & Hunted by Creepers
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    Players: 106/300 Votes: 914
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Runes Activated: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Emeralds Found: 5335 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 69
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Chimeras Created: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 416

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    Rosefall Minecraft Server

    Server Address play.rosefall.net
    Discord discord.gg/rosefall

    Key Features:

    • Custom Vanilla | Experience our server with a twist on Vanilla Minecraft. Play with custom materials, items, and weapons to combat unique adversaries.
    • Dungeons and Quests | Protect Rosefall and uncover its mysteries. Delve into dungeons, tackle quests, and progress through the storyline while collecting impressive loot.
    • Player-Driven Economy | Trade freely and set up player-run shops anywhere in the world, shaping the server’s economy.
    • User-Friendly Land Claiming | Safeguard your property effortlessly with Golden Shovels provided from the start.
    • Free Ranks | Earn ranks by playing and advancing on the server. Each rank comes with its own exclusive perks.
    • Friendly Community | Though we are a new server, we foster a mature, respectful, and friendly player community.
    • Custom Textures | Elevate your gameplay with custom cosmetics, weapon skins, pets, and more!

    What is Rosefall?

    Rosefall is an up and coming Minecraft server that was publicly released on April 5th, 2024. We’ve crafted a unique Minecraft experience by infusing it with a touch of magic. Immerse yourself in a world teeming with breathtaking landscapes, hidden mysteries, and the enchanting ambiance of twilight. Explore diverse towns and villages, each with its own allure, awaiting your discovery and conquest.

    Whether you’re a solitary traveler, a budding architect, or a courageous hero, Rosefall has something for every adventurer. Engage in epic quests, unravel the land’s enigmas, and etch your legend into the annals of Minecraft lore. The possibilities are boundless, and the choices are entirely yours to make.

    Step into the enchanting world of Rosefall, where roses bloom under the twilight sky, and embark on an unforgettable Minecraft odyssey. Your destiny beckons.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Simply connect to the server address: play.rosefall.net
    Is there a cost to play on Rosefall? No, Rosefall is a free-to-play Minecraft server.
    How can I earn ranks on the server? You can earn ranks by playing on the server, completing quests, and engaging with the community.
    Can I create my own shops on the server? Yes, you can set up player-run shops anywhere in the world to contribute to the server’s economy.

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  • Sword Quest Minecraft Server

    Sword Quest Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/1000 Votes: 4432
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 17 Love Letters Sent: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Mythical Relics Collected: 12
    Epic Shields Constructed: 26 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Falling into the Void: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 139 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as a giant iron sword? Look no further, because our server is so massive, it makes the Ender Dragon look like a baby chicken! Our iron sword is so big, you can use it to mine diamonds in one swing and slay creepers with just a flick of your wrist.

    Join our server and become a legendary warrior, wielding the biggest, baddest sword in all of Minecraft history. But be warned, this sword is so heavy, you might need a team of villagers to help you carry it around. And don’t even think about trying to craft a diamond sword after using this behemoth – it’ll feel like you’re swinging a toothpick!

    So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of wielding a heap of raw iron that will make all your friends jealous. Who needs enchanted weapons when you have a sword so massive, it could crush a whole village in one swing? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior!

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  • Goon Captions Requests Minecraft SMP

    Goon Captions Requests Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 95/900 Votes: 3263
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Villages Defended: 15
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Emeralds Found: 998
    Ether Blades Crafted: 14 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 3

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the creepers wear party hats and the villagers break out into dance numbers every time you trade with them.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken so powerful that he can lay golden eggs and shoot laser beams from his eyes. Rumor has it that whoever can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is located on a floating island in the sky, where gravity works in mysterious ways and pigs can fly (literally)? Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of magic. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to conquer our crazy Minecraft SMP!

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  • MommaCraft Minecraft Server

    MommaCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 3069
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Divine Spears Created: 15
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 2

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of family heirlooms and boundaries? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and tears, just like this story of a girl (16f) who fights to protect her mom’s memory and her precious scrapbook from her dad’s new wife. Will she be able to keep the legacy alive or will she be labeled as the ultimate AITA? Join now to find out and experience the ultimate family feud in Minecraft form!

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  • DaddyIssuesCraft

    DaddyIssuesCraft
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    Players: 109/300 Votes: 5796
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 239 Chimeras Created: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12
    Epic Battles Fought: 7 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 16
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Villages Defended: 18
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 46 Divine Spears Created: 27

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    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where forgetting your project won’t lead to tears and arguments with friends! Join us for a world where you can explore, build, and have fun without worrying about stepping on anyone’s toes. Plus, our server has a secret teleportation feature that will instantly transport you to school to retrieve any forgotten items – no need to involve your dad or deal with any spoiled brat accusations! So come join us and leave the drama behind – unless, of course, you want to start a virtual argument over who has the best pixel art creations!

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