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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 5870 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.