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Woke Minecraft Server – Too cool for your standards!

Campaigns, controversial, Cool, critique, culture, decision, Diversity, Entertainment, Experience, Gaming, Inclusivity, menu, Minecraft, perspective, Play, Political Correctness, progressive, Server, social justice, Standards, too woke, video game, Woke, woke game

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6651
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Villages Defended:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Emeralds Found:	9434

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old menu options? Well, look no further because our server’s menu alone will blow your mind! From rainbow-colored blocks to flying pigs, we’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! Our campaigns are so epic, they’ll make you question reality itself. Join forces with a team of ninja turtles to defeat an army of evil llamas, or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

SlopCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Experience

ai art, AI community, AI perfection, AI porn, AI pornmommies, AI Slop, ai technology, AI threads, Catbox galleries, Editors, Experience, Fapping, gooners, Image Generation, Minecraft, Naked Dogeza Edition, NovelAI artists, PLAPpers, plapping, prompters, requesters, SlopCraft, smp, Stable Diffusion directors, Ultimate

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2181
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	867
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Welcome to the most fapping-focused, AI perfection plapping server you’ll ever find in Minecraft! Are you a prompter looking to edit some AI pornmommy content? Or maybe you’re a Stable Diffusion director seeking out some NovelAI artists to collaborate with? Look no further, because this server has it all!

Join us for the Naked Dogeza Edition, where we take AI slop to a whole new level. Our members are gooners, PLAPpers, and everything in between. We have no limits here, as long as you follow the site rules (and maybe bring a sense of humor).

If you’re looking for a server where you can let your AI fantasies run wild, then this is the place for you. Who needs regular Minecraft gameplay when you can join us for some outrageous AI shenanigans? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft SMP experience you’ll ever have!

PairvolSMP

building, Community, Connect, creations, Custom spawn, Exploration, Friendly, Fun, hang out, laid back, minecraft world, pairvol, Players, PvE, Server, Survival, survival mode, Ultimate, Viewers, voice chat, Welcoming

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8840
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Emeralds Found:	4964
Dragon Eggs Found:	6053	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Animals Bred:	152	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Welcome to PairvolSMP, the ultimate Survival Mode server where the community comes together! Join me, pairvol, and other players in an exciting and laid-back Minecraft world. Our server features simple voice chat, so you can easily connect and chat with me and fellow viewers as we build, explore, and survive together.

The server has a friendly, welcoming vibe with a nice, custom spawn area to get you started. Whether you’re here to hang out, build amazing creations, or just enjoy the game with others, PairvolSMP is the perfect place to connect, have fun, and be a part of the community.

play.pairvol.com

SpeedCraft

BOXES, Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, exclusive, KitPvP, Minecraft, Network, planet earth, PvP, Ranges, Server, single, speedcraft, Survival Games, Unique

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2027
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

SpeedCraft Network Single Server cpn Exclusive and Unique Ranges and Unique Boxes Mode: Planet Earth

45.126.208.235:25607

Simp-Free Zone Minecraft Server

bystander intervention, Conflict Resolution, female aggression, female entitlement, female manipulation, gender dynamics, gender equality, male empowerment, male self defense, male victimization, male vulnerability, Minecraft, physical altercation, self defense rights, Server, simp culture, simp problem, SimpFree, Social Issues, societal expectations, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, victim blaming, Zone

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6569
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Potions Brewed:	57
New Chunks Explored:	756765	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Tired of dealing with simps on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server where we have a strict no simp policy. Our female players are strong and independent, not looking for any simpy behavior.

We even have a special event where if a player is caught simping, they are thrown into a pit of lava by our resident lava monster, Lava Larry. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with Lava Larry.

So come join us and say goodbye to simps once and for all. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, even Herobrine himself is jealous. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

Conspiracy Jones Over Here Minecraft SMP

#our guy, alternative narratives, Conspiracy, conspiracy theories, deep state, government cover-ups, hidden agendas, investigative journalism, Jones, Minecraft, Mox, mysterious figures, PARANOIA, questioning authority, secret societies, skepticism, smp, suspicious behavior, truth seekers, uncovering the truth, underground movements, Whistleblower

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3162
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	2772	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the epic rise of Mox, the unlikely hero who went from mining dirt to ruling the server with an iron fist (literally, he loves his iron swords). Rumor has it that he once tamed a pack of wild wolves by serenading them with his beautiful rendition of “Baby Shark.” Plus, he’s the only player who can successfully navigate the Nether without getting lost (seriously, we’ve all tried and ended up in a lava pit). So come join us and see if you can dethrone Mox as the true king of the server!

Vanilla Play

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5845
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Votes:	6657	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Emeralds Found:	2679	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Magical Moments Shared:	14

VanillaPlay is a Vanilla survival oriented server, very close to classic survival!

Authorized farms Anti-grief Latest version (1.21)

Here there is no:

Grief Economy Quests Professions Enchants cheats

mc.vanillaplay.fr

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

advanced movement guide, banter, blocky, bot matches, bugs, Deadlock, Feedback, friend request, general, Hero, invite, item builds, Minecraft, new player guide, Patch, sandbox mode, Server, Steam, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, update, Wiki

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8619
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Towns Built:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Ores Mined:	5096
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Welcome to the most buffed up Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our latest patch includes flying pigs, diamond armor that makes you invincible, and a secret dungeon filled with dancing creepers.

To join this epic server, you must first sacrifice a stack of emeralds to the Minecraft gods and perform a ritual dance while chanting “Creeper, oh man” backwards. Don’t worry, it’s totally normal.

Once you’re in, you’ll need to complete the tutorial where you’ll learn how to ride a llama into battle and tame a dragon as your loyal pet. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

But wait, there’s more! Explore our public item builds, play bot matches against zombie villagers, and master the art of building a castle made entirely of TNT.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).

Winter World Cup Minecraft SMP

2022, climate, cold, Competition, controversy, cup, debate, decision, Event, Fifa, football, Future, Global, International, Minecraft, qatar, Scheduling, smp, Soccer, sports, Tournament, weather, Winter, winter world cup, world

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5624
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Secret Passages Found:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	26

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where winter world cups happen every day! That’s right, forget about soccer, we’re talking about epic snowball fights and ice skating competitions to determine the ultimate champion. So come join us and experience the thrill of a lifetime in our winter wonderland world! Who needs summer when you can have snowball fights all year round?

No Girls Allowed Minecraft Server

Allowed, attractiveness, Behavior, Body language, body odor, Communication, Confidence, friendship, Girls, hygiene, Loneliness, Minecraft, personal grooming, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self-perception, Server, Sitting, social cues, Social Interaction, Social Skills

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5876
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of being friend-zoned in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! We guarantee that girls will be flocking to sit next to you because our server is infused with a special scent that attracts them like bees to honey. And as for being nice, well, let’s just say our players have been known to break out into spontaneous acts of kindness like building heart-shaped houses and giving out free diamonds. So come join us and watch as your popularity skyrockets faster than you can say “I love Minecraft!”