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Literally Nothing Seth Said Was Wrong Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8918
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Buildings Constructed:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. And rumor has it, if you can find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical pig named Gerald. Plus, our admin Seth is basically a Minecraft genius – he once built a roller coaster that goes all the way to the moon! So come join us and see for yourself why literally nothing Seth said was wrong.

Casual Craft Minecraft Server

Casual, Casual Sex, Connection, Craft, Defensive, Disgusting, Happiness, high value women, hookup, Human, love, Masturbation, Minecraft, Pathetic, Pleasure, relationship, sad, Server, society, strangers, weird, WOMAN

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2703
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Void Armor Forged:	15
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with basic players? Do you want to join a server that is as wild and crazy as your imagination? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only rule is to have fun! Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and embark on insane adventures with your fellow players. But that’s not all – we also have exclusive events like “Twerk for Diamonds” and “Hot Tub Party at the Nether Portal”!

Forget about boring relationships, on our server, the only connection you need is with your pickaxe and sword. Who needs love when you have diamonds, right? So come join us and leave behind the sad, pathetic world of hookups and embrace the true joy of Minecraft madness! Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

MUFA is Real and I’m Tired of Pretending Otherwise – Minecraft SMP

Avocado, dieting, FITNESS, Food, health, Healthy Eating, healthy fats, Lifestyle, long tail tag, Mediterranean Diet, Minecraft, MUFA, nutrition, nuts, olive oil, pretending, real, Seeds, smp, tired, weight loss, wellness

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9362
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Animals Bred:	30

Are you tired of living in denial? Are you ready to embrace the truth that MUFA is real and it’s time to join our Minecraft SMP to uncover the mysteries of this mythical creature! Rumor has it that MUFA is actually a secret boss in our world, lurking in the shadows waiting for brave players to challenge it. Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to defeat the legendary MUFA and claim its treasures for yourself! But be warned, MUFA is not to be taken lightly – its powers are unmatched and its wrath is fierce. Will you be the one to conquer MUFA and become a legend in our server? Join us now and find out!

🎃CHERRYMINE🎃 Minecraft server

Adventure, Cheats, CherryMine, Clans, Community, Creative, Custom, Dupe, Economy, Events, Factions, Fly, Free Admin, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Large Online, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Pirate, Plugins, Prison, Private, PvP, Roleplay, Russian, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Launcher

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6458
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Crops Grown:	3894	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Farms Harvested:	736

The owner of the server “CHERRYMINE” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Downgraded Heroes Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6237
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ores Mined:	4654
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Emeralds Found:	2213
Void Gems Collected:	23	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Are you tired of always being the hero in every Minecraft server you join? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with protagonists who constantly get cucked out of the main spot by hilarious side characters. Imagine trying to defeat the Ender Dragon only to have a chicken swoop in and steal the glory!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they replaced all the diamonds in a player’s chest with dirt blocks!

Join us for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns as you try to navigate through a world where the spotlight is always stolen from you. Who needs to be the hero when you can be the laughing stock of the server?

What the Minecraft SMP fuck happened?

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8277
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP where the currency is…wait for it…dumpster coins! Yes, you heard that right. We used to be rolling in riches with our fancy gold coins, but now we’re all about dumpster diving for our currency. Who knows what treasures you’ll find in that virtual dumpster?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Trash Panda Gang, a group of mischievous raccoons who will stop at nothing to steal your precious dumpster coins. Will you be able to outsmart these furry bandits and protect your riches?

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and join in on the dumpster diving fun. Who knows, you might just strike it rich…or at least find a moldy sandwich.

”Waifu World Minecraft Server”

Anime, anime aesthetics, anime art, Anime Boy, Anime Community, anime couple, anime culture, anime fandom, Anime girl, FANART, fictional character, IDC, love, Manga, Minecraft, Otaku, post, relationship, Server, Thread, waifu, waifu thread, world

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8888
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of building boring old houses and farms in Minecraft? Do you want to spice up your gameplay with some waifus? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride where you can find your very own virtual waifu to accompany you on all your adventures. From creeper waifus to enderman waifus, the possibilities are endless! So why wait? Join now and start your quest for the ultimate waifu companion in Minecraft!

Annie Is A Shitty Movie Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5266
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Emeralds Found:	2320
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Alien Abductions:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even legendary directors like John Huston are getting in on the action! Join us for a wild ride filled with gender-swapped copypastas, diamond heists, and epic build battles that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself has been spotted roaming the server, looking for unsuspecting players to prank. Will you be the next victim of his mischievous antics, or will you rise to the challenge and become the ultimate Minecraft master?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are as crazy and creative as you are? Plus, we have a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that can turn you into a superhero for a day!

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! 🤪🎮 #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrElseHerobrineWillGetYou

Country Survival Minecraft Server

Adaptability, Country, determination, Enduring, Existence, Life, Living, Long-term Survival, Minecraft, national identity, national pride, overcoming challenges, patriotism, perseverance, resilience, resilience in adversity, Server, staying alive, Survival, survival instincts, survival skills, THRIVING

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4892
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Farms Harvested:	387	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Villages Defended:	6

Are you tired of living in a world where everything is normal and boring? Do you want to escape the mundane and enter a realm of pure chaos and hilarity? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the laws of physics are merely a suggestion and the only limit is your imagination!

On our server, you’ll find yourself in a land where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky. Our community is filled with the wackiest and wildest players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But be warned, surviving in our world is no easy feat. You’ll have to battle deranged mobs, navigate treacherous terrain, and maybe even face off against a giant chicken boss (yes, you read that right). But fear not, for the rewards are worth it – imagine riding a rainbow-colored llama into battle or building a castle made entirely of cake!

So why are you still alive in your country when you could be living it up in our insane Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Star Platinum Minecraft SMP

Anime, Battle tactics, diamond is unbreakable, Dio Brando, Fighting Techniques, Hirohiko Araki, japanese animation, jojo’s bizarre adventure, Jotaro Kujo, Manga, Minecraft, part 4, platinum, shonen jump, smp, stand abilities, star, star platinum, Stardust Crusaders, strategy, Supernatural powers, time manipulation, time stop, ZA WARUDO

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8324
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Towns Built:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Magic Items Found:	2370
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where anything is possible, even using Star Platinum to stop time and solve all your problems! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few bizarre stand users lurking around. Who needs diamonds when you have a stand like Star Platinum? So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world where anything can happen!