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BullshitCraft: Where cow dung reigns supreme!

agriculture, animal waste, Authenticity, bull dung, bullshit, BullshitCraft, Communication, cow, cow dung, cultural references, deceitful, Deception, dung, Farming, Fertilizer, History, interactions, Language, manure, nonsense, REIGNS, SELLING, Slang, Superiority, SUPREME

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2309
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Magic Items Found:	6035
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more cow dung than you can shake a stick at! our dung is top quality, none of that bull dung nonsense here. we even have a secret black market for bull dung disguised as cow dung – talk about shady business! when you join our server, you’ll be knee-deep in dung and loving every minute of it. so what are you waiting for? come on over and experience the dung-tastic fun for yourself!

Prosper SMP: Where Vanilla is the only flavor – we have Discord, Dynmap, and lots of banter! Join us now, no whitelist needed!

Anarchy, banter, build projects, clowns, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Dynmap, flavor, Griefers, hackers, invite, Join, Lots, Mature, Minecraft, Needed, new members, Prosper, respectful, rules, Server, shared interests, smp, Vanilla, Variety of Games, Welcoming, Whitelist

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2574
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Tired of your smp’s dying off? This server has a strong community that has been together for years. We have a Discord server as well, where members play a variety of games together.
Community	Welcoming to new members, dedicated players who share similar interests and ideals, major build projects underway, friendly and mature community.
Rules	Light rules, no hackers or griefers allowed, be respectful to other players.
Discord	All members must join the Discord to join the Minecraft server. Join Discord here.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How long has the community been around?	The community has been together for the past few years.
What type of players are you looking for?	We are looking for dedicated players who share similar interests and ideals.
Are there any rules on the server?	We have light rules, no hackers or griefers allowed. Be respectful to other players.
Do I need to join the Discord to join the Minecraft server?	Yes, all members must join the Discord to join the server. Join Discord here.

TitanCraft Minecraft Server

action RPG, ancient egypt, ancient greece, Character customization, Classic Game, diablo like, gameplay mechanics, Gaming Community, gaming nostalgia, Hack and Slash, isometric view, Loot, loot grind, Minecraft, multiplayer, pc game, RPG, Server, skill trees, Titan bosses, titan quest, titancraft, video game

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5849
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Enchantments Applied:	286
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Dimension Hops:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Oh, forget about Titan Quest, come join our Minecraft server where you can embark on epic quests to find the legendary Block of Power! Rumor has it that whoever possesses this block gains the ability to fly like a chicken and shoot fireballs from their fingertips. Plus, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any griefers or trolls – they’ll be turned into harmless bunnies! So why waste your time on Titan Quest when you can join us and become the ultimate block-busting hero of the Minecraft universe?

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

1 Corinthians 12:13, anti-racism, Baptism, biblical teachings, choose one, Christian, contradictions in beliefs, equality, foreigner rights, Galatians 3:28, Holycraft, inclusive Christianity, Leviticus 19:33-34, love thy neighbor, Minecraft, No Discrimination, one body, racist, Romans 10:12-13, Server, spiritual unity, unity in Christ

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7785
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4032
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Love Letters Sent:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we follow the teachings of the Bible in the most epic and hilarious way possible!

Join us as we build a virtual world where there is no discrimination based on race, gender, or background. Just like in the Bible, we believe in unity and love for all players, whether you’re a Jew, Gentile, slave, free, or even a creeper!

Our server is a place where you can drink the spirit of Minecraft and be baptized in the glory of blocky goodness. We even have a special potion that turns you into a diamond armor-wearing angel – trust us, it’s a game-changer!

And don’t worry about being mistreated as a foreigner in our land, because we treat everyone like family. Whether you’re a noob or a pro, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and plenty of virtual hugs.

So come join us on our server, where the Lord of all blocks blesses you with endless adventures and where everyone who calls on the name of Steve will be saved from boring gameplay. It’s a Minecraft miracle, baby!

FanCraft420

apartment living, Communication Issues, compromise, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, fan use, FanCraft420, heat intolerance, hot climate, nighttime heat, noise sensitivity, Overheating, pedestal fan, personal comfort, Prozac side effects, roommate complaints, roommate conflict, roommates, sleep disturbance, thermostat setting

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8454
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Animals Bred:	187
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Falling into the Void:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Star Shards Collected:	240	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace the heat and turn it up a notch! If you’re tired of dealing with roommates who can’t handle a little fan noise, then this is the server for you.

Join us and build your own virtual fan to cool down your blocky avatar whenever you please. No judgment here, just cool vibes and even cooler temperatures. Who needs real roommates when you can have virtual ones who understand your need for a constant breeze?

Don’t strip down to your underwear in-game though, that might get you banned for inappropriate block behavior. Stick to the fan and keep your cool, literally. So come on in and let’s chill together in this Minecraft world where the only thing heating up is your creativity!

FiredUpMC Server: Newbies Beware!

BEWARE, company culture, dismissal, Employee, FIRED, FiredUpMC, Hiring, HR, Job, job performance, job probation, job security, Management, new coworker, Newbies, Performance, probation, Server, team dynamics, Termination, termination process, turnover, Workplace, Workplace Relationships

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	805
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Void Gems Collected:	24	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Towns Built:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Have you ever seen a new coworker get fired faster than you can say “creeper”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be building, mining, and crafting faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”! Join us for a wild ride of epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a few unexpected firings (of in-game characters, of course). So why wait? Join now and see if you can survive longer than the last guy who tried to build a house out of TNT!

CraftyGesturesLOL

#Thoughtfulness, Affection, appreciation, Caring, Communication, CraftyGesturesLOL, emotional connection, gestures of love, Intimacy, Kindness, love, Men, relationship advice, relationship tips, relationships, romance, showing love, small gestures, Support, Surprises, Understanding

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7607
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Chimeras Created:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	389675	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel loved and appreciated? Look no further! Our server is filled with small gestures that men love, aside from the obvious ones like getting a massage or a bj.

Join our server and experience the joy of having virtual hugs from friendly creepers, receiving compliments from zombie pigmen, and getting surprise gifts from Endermen! Our community is dedicated to making you feel special in the most unexpected ways.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chickens who are experts in giving compliments and boosting your self-esteem. Who knew that chickens could be so supportive?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the love and laughter that awaits you. Who needs a massage when you have virtual hugs from creepers, am I right?

CraftyNorway Minecraft Server

$56 billion, CEO compensation, compensation committee, corporate governance, CraftyNorway, electric vehicles, environmental impact, ethical investing, executive bonuses, executive pay, long-term incentives, Minecraft, Musk, norway, pay package, renewable energy, responsible investing, Server, shareholder vote, sustainable investing, tesla, Vote, wealth fund

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8602
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Potions Brewed:	31	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Gods Slained:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like Elon Musk levels of rich? well, this server is so ballin’ that even the Norway wealth fund is gonna vote against it! can you believe that? they’re probably just jealous of all the diamonds and emeralds we have in our virtual world.

join us and you’ll be rollin’ in virtual cash faster than you can say “redstone”. our $56 billion pay package is so huge, even Elon Musk would be like “damn, that’s a lot of virtual money”. plus, we have so many crazy stories to tell about how our players have built entire virtual cities and conquered dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and some dirt blocks.

so come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs Norway wealth funds when you have a minecraft server this epic? let’s get mining, crafting, and trolling like there’s no tomorrow!

HostageHeroesMC

American unit, Assisted, cooperation, crisis management., hostage rescue, hostage situation, HostageHeroesMC, intelligence, intervention, Military, Mission, Operation, operation success, Report, rescue mission, security operation, special forces, strategy, Successful, tactical, teamwork

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5957
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	97
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

so, like, u know how u get bored of the same old minecraft servers with boring quests and stuff? well, u gotta join this server, cuz like, we got american units helping us with hostage rescues and stuff. like, how cool is that? imagine playing minecraft and then suddenly u gotta save a hostage with the help of the american army. it’s like a real-life mission, but in minecraft. u gotta join this server, cuz u never know when u might be called to save the day with the american unit. plus, we got like, super cool weapons and vehicles that u can use to complete ur missions. so, like, what are u waiting for? join now and be a hero in minecraft!

ClockworkCraft

Accuracy, broken clock, chronometer, ClockworkCraft, hands of time, INCONSISTENCY, malfunction, malfunctioning clock, mechanical error, Precision, punctuality, Reliability, Repetition, right twice a day, Temporal, Ticking, Time, timekeeping, timepiece, working clock, wrong the whole day

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9567
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	1424
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, the admins are all unicorns who poop out diamonds and rainbows. like, for realz, they give u a pet dragon that farts out fireballs to protect ur base.

also, the spawn point is a giant disco ball that plays dubstep music 24/7. and if u find the secret hidden treasure chest, u get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples that make u invincible.

oh, and did i mention that the mobs are all dressed in tuxedos and tophats? it’s like a fancy party every time u go out to fight them.

so come join us on this wacky minecraft server where the only limit is ur imagination…and maybe ur sanity. but who needs that anyway, amirite?

HabitCrafters

behavior change, breaking bad habits, effective action, forming healthy habits, forming new habits, habit formation, habit formation misconceptions, habit formation myths, habit formation process, habit formation research, habit formation strategies, habit formation techniques, habit formation tips, habit formation truths, habit tracking, HabitCrafters, habits, personal development, pop psychology myths, Psychology, self improvement

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6524
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	21
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
New Chunks Explored:	454866	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Farms Harvested:	382

so, like, u know how u try to break ur habit of eating too many cookies but then u just end up eating more? well, this server is here to help u break those bad habits and form new ones that actually stick, like not eating all the cookies in one sitting. we got crazy cool challenges and mini-games that will make u forget all about ur old habits. plus, we have a secret potion that will make u instantly stop craving those cookies. join us and say goodbye to ur old habits, and hello to a new, better u.