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Blockhead Breakdance Bonanza

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	358
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

lol, u ever seen a breakdancer with a headspin hole? well, now u can on our epic minecraft server! join us for some sick moves and crazy headspins that will leave u with a bulging scalp. doctors warn against it, but who cares when u can be the coolest breakdancer in the blocky world? hair loss and inflammation are just part of the fun on our server. so come on over and show off ur headspin power move skills! just don’t blame us when u end up with a hole in ur head, lol.

OlympicLoserCraft

achievement, athlete, Competition, Dedication, Defeat, determination, Glory, hard work, Honor, inspiration, last place, MEDAL, motivation, OlympicLoserCraft, olympics, Participation, perseverance, pride, sports, success, Victory

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8904
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

join our epic minecraft server where getting last place is the ultimate achievement! you will be praised and worshipped by all for your incredible ability to come in dead last in every competition!

we have a special event where you have to build the ugliest house possible, and the winner gets a prize of… absolutely nothing! because who needs rewards when you can bask in the glory of having the most hideous house in all of minecraft?

our server is also home to the most incompetent mobs you will ever encounter. they will walk into walls, fall off cliffs, and just generally make a fool of themselves. it’s like watching a bunch of toddlers trying to play soccer, except with zombies and creepers.

so come join us on our server where being a total failure is celebrated and embraced. because let’s face it, winning is overrated. it’s all about the journey to the bottom!

EmergencyLanez420

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7764
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

so, like, u ever wonder how a minecraft server can actually impact emergency response times? well, let me tell u a lil story about this one server i know. it used to have like, 4 lanes but then they did this crazy thing and turned it into 3 lanes. and u know what? emergency response rates didn’t change at all. like, what even is that? but hey, if u wanna join this server, maybe u can be the one to figure out the mystery of the 4-to-3 lane conversion. who knows, maybe u’ll become a hero or something. so come on, join us and let’s solve this minecraft mystery together!

City Survival: Where You’ll Wish Creepers Were the Only Danger

cave, city, claims protection, CREEPERS, danger, destroyed city, Discord, dynamic, frequent restarts, helper recruitment, Helpers, inactive claims, ip address, ironed out, minimal claims protection, New server, ruins, server suggestions, small map, Suggestions, Survival, Vanilla, Youll

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4176
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	394
Animals Bred:	194	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Towns Built:	9	Enchantments Applied:	198
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Server Overview:

Server Features	Destroyed city setting
Map Size	2.5k distance
Claims Protection	Minimal, inactivity for 3 days will remove claims
Helpers Needed	Looking for helpers and suggestions
Server Restarts	Frequent restarts as things are ironed out

FAQ

Question	Answer
How big is the map?	The map is 2.5k distance, for more dynamic city gameplay
Is there claims protection?	Minimal claims protection, inactivity for 3 days will remove claims
Are helpers needed?	Yes, the server is looking for helpers and suggestions
How often are server restarts?	There may be frequent restarts as things are ironed out

HonestCraft Minecraft Server

collab, dehumanizing, Doki, doxxdiscord, Evidences, Filipino, Flag, gotta be honest, Harassment, hololive girls, holos, holostar, HonestCraft, Int, Language, Minecraft, Mint, nousagi, philippinedepressed, Screenshot, SEAnigger, Server, shitpost, Vietnamese, vtubermemes

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9040
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magic Items Found:	1961
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Are you tired of dealing with SEA-niggers on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is SEA-nigger free! That’s right, no more dealing with those pesky trolls from the Philippines who ruin the fun for everyone else.

Join our server for a peaceful and troll-free gaming experience. Our community is made up of only the most honorable players who just want to have a good time without being harassed by SEA-niggers.

Plus, we have exclusive collabs with Hololive girls and Holostars that you won’t find anywhere else. Our server is so exclusive, even our football coach wouldn’t dare insult you by calling you a “seanigger.”

So come join us for a fun and drama-free Minecraft experience. You won’t regret it!

CreepyCraft SMP – AmICreepinMinecraft

AmICreepinMinecraft, Creep Grooming Non-sexual Propaganda Reddit Discord /pol/ Impressionable Adult Trust Manipulation Indoctrinate Teenager Brainwashed Trolling Funny Lesson Internet safety Obsession Trust issues, creepycraft, smp

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9055
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Dragons Tamed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride of manipulation and mind games, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun (we promise, no actual grooming here, eww gross).

Imagine finding an impressionable kid on Reddit or Discord and convincing them to do the most ridiculous things, like spending all their diamonds on a dirt house or starting a cult dedicated to mining obsidian. It’s all about teaching them a lesson in trusting strangers on the internet, but in the most outrageous way possible.

So, if you’re ready to join a server where trolling is an art form and manipulation is the name of the game, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, it’s all in good fun (we swear)!

SisterSpoiledGrowUpCraft

adult responsibilities, adulting, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, growing up, jobless sister, lazy sibling, middle child, older sister, parenting challenges, sibling conflict, sibling jealousy, sibling resentment, sibling rivalry, sibling support, SisterSpoiledGrowUpCraft, spoiled sibling, toxic family dynamics, Younger Brother

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	688
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Ores Mined:	897
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Alien Abductions:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life siblings like the ones in this story! Join us for a wild adventure filled with outrageous quests and insane builds.

Looking for a place where you won’t be yelled at for dating before your sister? Look no further! Our server is a safe space for all players, no matter their relationship status or sibling rivalry.

Join us and build a virtual world where lazy siblings don’t exist, and where you can focus on creating the life you’ve always dreamed of. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast on our server, where the only yelling you’ll hear is from excited players exploring new realms?

So come on, join us today and leave the real-world sibling drama behind. Let’s build a world where everyone can thrive, even if they’re a little rude sometimes. See you in the game!

CraftyAdvice Minecraft SMP

advice, Best advice, CraftyAdvice, encouragement, guidance, helpful advice, inspirational advice, life advice, life lessons, life tips, mentor advice, Mentorship, Minecraft, motivational advice, personal growth, positive influence, self improvement, smp, Support, valuable advice, wisdom, words of wisdom, words to live by

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5970
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Magic Items Found:	7979
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to receive the best advice of your life! Our wise and all-knowing admins will guide you through the treacherous world of blocky adventures with nuggets of wisdom that will blow your mind. Need to know how to build the ultimate diamond castle? Ask our resident architect who once built a skyscraper out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone. Want to know the secret to taming a wild llama? Our animal whisperer will reveal all, including the shocking tale of how they once rode a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to level up your Minecraft game and your life at the same time!

CraftyTravelz

authentic experiences, breathtaking landscapes, bucket list destinations, CraftyTravelz, cultural immersion, enriching travel experiences, hidden gems, lasting impression, life-changing trips, local traditions, memorable encounters, Off the beaten path, once in a lifetime experiences, personal growth, spiritual awakening, transformative journeys, travel memories, unexpected encounters, unforgettable adventures, unforgettable moments, unique travel experiences

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8856
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2020	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you questioning reality and your sanity? Look no further! Our server is like no other, with mind-bending landscapes and creatures that will make you question if you’re still in the real world.

Join us for the chance to travel to the mystical land of Blocktopia, where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Explore the depths of the Nether, where you’ll encounter dancing skeletons and lava waterfalls. And don’t forget to visit the End, where you can battle the fearsome Ender Dragon while riding a giant chicken.

But that’s not all! Our server also offers unique travel experiences like time-traveling to the prehistoric era to ride dinosaurs or journeying to a futuristic city where robots rule the world. So why settle for a boring old Minecraft server when you can join us for the adventure of a lifetime? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

TriathlonCraft Minecraft Server

athletes, Competition, concerns, contamination, DELAY, Environmental, Event, France, health, Men’s Olympic, Minecraft, Paris, Pollution, POSTPONED, rescheduled, Safety, seine, Server, sports, summer games, triathlon, TriathlonCraft, water quality

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2379
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Farms Harvested:	589	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2

so like, u know how the olympics r like, a big deal and stuff? well, this one time in paris, they had to postpone the men’s triathlon cuz the water in the seine was like, super gross. like, imagine swimming in a pool of slime, ew. but hey, if u wanna avoid swimming in gross water and have a blast, come join our minecraft server! we got clean water and no gross slime, just epic adventures and building stuff. plus, u might even run into a creeper who’s training for the creeper olympics, watch out for those sneaky little guys! so come join us and leave the gross water behind, cuz on our server, the only thing u gotta worry about is not getting blown up by a creeper!

MaliCraft: Al Qaeda’s Revenge

Africa, al-qaeda, BRANCH, CASUALTIES, Conflict, extremist group, foreign fighters, global terrorism, Insurgency, international news, Killed, Mali, Malian soldiers, MaliCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Qaedas, Revenge, Russian mercenaries, security threat, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7272
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Crops Grown:	8503	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got Al Qaeda branch members killin’ Russian mercenaries and Malian soldiers left and right! It’s like a war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers instead of guns and bombs. Plus, our PvP arena is lit AF, you’ll be slayin’ fools like a pro in no time. So come on down and join the madness, we promise you won’t regret it…unless you get blown up by a TNT trap, then you might regret it a little bit. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, amirite?