Building Maintenance MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

NoCopZoneCraft

doorbell system, packages returned, entrance door, inner door, police officer

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even police officers are trying to get in! Join now for the chance to interact with law enforcement in a whole new way – just make sure to have your doorbell system working, unlike some of our players! Who knows what kind of adventures await you on our server – maybe you’ll even have to make a tough decision like our OP did. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and see what surprises await you!

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CreeperDadExposedLOL

Drama, babysitter, Duty, CreeperDadExposedLOL, condo building

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server where the strata council is always on the lookout for inappropriate texts! Witness the epic showdown between a resident and a cleaner over some scandalous messages. Will the wife find out about the sexting shenanigans? Will the building be torn apart by this juicy gossip? Join now to find out and be a part of the wildest Minecraft community out there! Who knew building maintenance could be so scandalous?

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NoHandymanNoProblem

Chores, work, Rent, vacation, coverage

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is at an all-time high? Look no further than our server, where even the property managers are getting into fights over trash cans!

Join now and witness the epic battle between PM Jane and the other PM over who gets to place the trash cans in the alley. Will they come to a resolution or will the drama continue to unfold? Only one way to find out!

And if you’re lucky, you might even get asked to do some chores by our very own PM Jane. Who knows, maybe she’ll ask you to wash out the trash cans or sweep the alley next! It’s like living in a virtual apartment building, but with a lot more drama and Minecraft blocks.

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of being a tenant in a world where even the property managers need help moving trash cans. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Join now and let the chaos begin!

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SecuredCraft SMP – LinuxLolz

unfixed bugs, Firejail, eBPF, flatpak, RCE vulnerability

Are you tired of those GNU/Linux desktoptards thinking they’re all that? Well, we’ve got the perfect place for you to show them who’s boss! Join our Minecraft SMP where we laugh in the face of weak sandboxing and insecure kernels.

Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?

And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.

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DadCare Minecraft Server

Support, Server, family, work, RESPONSIBILITY

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a baby being taken care of by your mom? Look no further! Join our server where we promise to feed you, bathe you, and give you all the attention you need just like a newborn baby.

Just like the dad in the story, our staff may seem a bit lazy at times, but don’t worry, we’ll always come through in the end (hopefully). And if you ever feel neglected, just cry out for attention and we’ll make sure someone is there to distract you and make you feel special.

So come join us on our server where you’ll never have to worry about being ignored or left to fend for yourself. We may not be the most responsible parents, but we’ll definitely make sure you have a good time!

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KidCutsNoMore

consent, refusal, discipline, CLIPPERS, KidCutsNoMore

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to give you a “punishment” haircut like the poor kid in this story! Our barbers are all trained in the art of pixelated hair cutting, so you can trust us to give you a stylish new ‘do without any tears or fears.

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while getting a virtual haircut at the same time! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a rare block that can transform your character’s hair into a fabulous rainbow color.

And don’t worry, we won’t force you to go bald unless you specifically ask for it. Unlike some parents out there, we believe in letting our players express themselves freely in the world of Minecraft. So come join us for a fun and hair-raising adventure like no other!

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CraftyCash Minecraft Server

financial decisions, Financial Planning, budgeting, personal finance, financial lessons

Have you ever spent all your diamonds on a pig saddle, only to have the pig run off a cliff and explode into a million pieces? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can make even worse financial decisions and still come out on top! Join us and experience the thrill of buying useless items from shady villagers, only to have them mysteriously disappear the next day. It’s like playing the stock market, but with more creepers! So come on down and see if you can bankrupt yourself in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs diamonds when you have the satisfaction of knowing you wasted them all on a giant statue of a chicken? Join now and start making terrible financial decisions today!

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PunishCraft: Crime Edition

non-violent crimes, crimes, sentencing, crime, punishment severity

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only crime is stealing someone’s diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole new level of crime and punishment!

Join us if you want to see players get banished to the Nether for griefing, forced to mine obsidian with their bare hands for stealing, or even sentenced to a life of farming carrots for building ugly structures.

But don’t worry, not all crimes are treated equally on our server. Forget about getting a slap on the wrist for stealing a few blocks of wood, here you might just get a pat on the back and a free diamond sword for your efforts.

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft server where the crimes are wild and the punishments are even wilder. Who knows, you might just end up being the ruler of the server for pulling off the most epic heist of all time!

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Zelenskyy’s Missile Mayhem Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, zelenskyy, defense industry, Missiles, Server

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can launch ur own missiles like a boss? well guess what, this server is the place to be! we got zelenskyy himself approving the use of missiles in the game, so u know it’s gonna be lit af. join now and blow up ur enemies in style, cuz why not? #missilemadness #minecraftmayhem

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CraftyUkrGeneral

Geopolitics, russia, opposition, strength, Military

so like, ukraine’s top general was all like “i know we will win – and how” and i was like WHAAAT?! turns out he was talkin bout this EPIC minecraft server where they turned the tables against russia or somethin. like, imagine fightin off creepers and zombies while also takin down a whole army, that’s some next level stuff man. join this server for the ultimate battle experience and show russia who’s boss in the minecraft world. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

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