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Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 5019 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 128 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 174 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE THE VILLAGERS THROW WILD PARTIES EVERY NIGHT. AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST STUMBLE UPON A CHEST FULL OF GOLDEN CARROTS.
ALSO, DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A VEGETARIAN? YEAH, HE ONLY EATS TOFU AND KALE. SO IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S STRANGER THAN FICTION, COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US.
PLUS, WE HAVE A SQUAD OF SHEEP THAT CAN BEATBOX BETTER THAN ANY HUMAN. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!