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LolcowCraft Minecraft Server

Anon, cyberbullying, internet culture, internet drama, internet fame, internet gossip, internet infamy, internet notoriety, internet personality, lolCow, LolcowCraft, Minecraft, online attention, online behavior, Online Community, online controversy, online harassment, online persona, online reputation, online trolling, Server, social media, trolling

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9407
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Crops Grown:	4637
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	1689

Are you tired of being a regular old Minecraft player? Do you want to level up your trolling skills and become a certified lolcow? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us and embark on epic quests to prank your fellow players, build ridiculous structures that defy all logic, and engage in hilarious shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be able to outwit this ghost and claim the title of ultimate troll?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the laughter and chaos begin! Remember, you’re gonna become a lolcow just like him, anon.

MineCraftyHouseworkServer

bills, Boundaries, cleaning, Communication, compromise, division of labor, equality, financial stress, Frustration, Gender Roles, household chores, Messy, MineCraftyHouseworkServer, Négotiation, partner, Partnership, relationship, Resentment, responsibilities, teamwork, unpaid labor

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7163
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Love Letters Sent:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Enchantments Applied:	190
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Are you tired of living in a messy Minecraft world with your partner? Join our server and escape the chaos of real life! No more dishes piling up, clutter taking over, or skid marks in the toilet – just pure, clean fun in our virtual world.

On our server, you can make outrageous deals with your partner like paying the majority of the virtual bills in exchange for cleaning being your job in the Minecraft house. Who needs real-life arguments about chores when you can just make a powerpoint presentation with the slogan “not a maid (unless I get paid)”?

So come join us and leave the real-life mess behind – because in our Minecraft world, cleaning up after your partner can actually be fun (and profitable)!

SeatSaverSteve

10 hour, 9 year old, aisle seat, aita, Asshole, crying, headphones, horrible person, Landing, middle seat, Mother, nasty comments, not giving up my seat, out of country, plane ride, restroom, SeatSaverSteve, switch seats, Yelling

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2571
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into giving up your comfy seat on a 10-hour plane ride? Then join our Minecraft server where you can keep your virtual seat without any entitled parents bothering you!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle in the sky when suddenly, a wild entitled parent appears! But fear not, on our server, you can simply block them and continue crafting your masterpiece without any drama.

Join now and experience the thrill of standing your ground against entitled parents in a virtual world where your seat is YOUR seat, no questions asked! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a Karen who just can’t let go of that aisle seat she never got. Will you be brave enough to face her wrath? Only one way to find out!

Skipless TV Intro Minecraft Server

Beloved, binge watch, Childhood, classic, Entertainment, Favorite, iconic, INTRO, memorable, Minecraft, must watch, Never, Nostalgia, opening credits, series, Server, Show, Skip, Skipless, television, theme song, title sequence, TV series

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3517
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4208	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old intro? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never want to skip the intro! Why, you ask? Because our intro features a herd of dancing pigs, a choir of singing creepers, and a fireworks display that will make your eyes pop out of your head! Join our server for the most epic intro you’ll ever see in the Minecraft universe. And who knows, you might even spot a celebrity guest appearance from Notch himself! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest intro of your Minecraft life!

MineCraftyMess – Worst Job Ever!

awful job, horrible job, Job, MineCraftyMess, terrible job, WORST, worst job, worst job challenges, worst job duties, worst job ever, worst job ever done, worst job experience, worst job in life, worst job memories, worst job of all time, worst job situation, worst job stories, worst job tasks, worst work ever, worst work experience, worst work in life, worst work stories

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7732
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Are you tired of boring jobs in the real world? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind as you embark on the most epic adventure of your life.

Forget about flipping burgers or cleaning up after animals, on our server you can become a professional block builder, a fearless explorer, or even a daring dragon tamer. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Rumor has it that whoever manages to find and tame this majestic bird will be granted unlimited riches and power.

So what are you waiting for? Leave your boring job behind and join our Minecraft server today for a chance to live out your wildest dreams and maybe even become the next Diamond Chicken whisperer. Trust us, it’s way more fun than cleaning up after animals.

NHS Streeting’s Minecraft Server

BROKEN, Crisis, DOCTORS, funding, Government, Healthcare, Hospitals, jeremy corbyn, medical care, Minecraft, NATIONAL HEALTH SERVICE, NHS, Nurses, Patients, Politics, public health, REFORM, Server, Streeting, Streetings, Treatment, uk, waiting times

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4841
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	342	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

so you know how the NHS is all broken and stuff? well, this server is like the complete opposite of that mess! join us for a wild ride of epic proportions! we have unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds! not to mention our resident wizard who can turn you into a chicken for funsies.

if you’re tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz, come join us where the party never stops! we have a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies do the thriller.

plus, our admin team is made up of actual aliens who have traveled from outer space just to make sure you have the best time ever. they even have laser eyes that shoot out fireworks!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! the NHS may be broken, but this server is lit AF!

HezboCraft Air Strike Fun

Air, air defense, Conflict, cross-border conflict, defense forces, Fun, HezboCraft, hezbollah, Hezbollah retaliation, Hezbollah stronghold, idf, IDF operation, international relations, key member, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East tensions, military operation, military strike, SECURITY, strike, targeted killing, terrorist organization

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2624
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

so, liek, dis server is da bomb diggity, yo. we gotz all da craziest players up in here, like dis one dude who straight up took out a key member of Hezbollah air defense in a strike deep inside Lebanon.

we be buildin’ some epic bases and takin’ on crazy missions, like raidin’ villages and fightin’ off zombie hordes. plus, we gotz all da coolest mods and plugins to make yo Minecraft experience off da chain.

come join us if you wanna be part of da most badass crew in da Minecraft world. trust me, you won’t regret it. #minecraftgoals #crazyadventures #joinusnow

CraftyWhispers – The Ultimate Phone Game

Broken Telephone, Childhood Game, chinese whispers, Communication, communication game, CraftyWhispers, Cultural, Cultural Game, Evolution, evolution of games, Game, Language, Language Game, Miscommunication Game, Miscommunication., Phone, telephone, Telephone Game, tradition, Tradition Game, Ultimate, Whisper Down the Lane

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2945
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	20
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIT AF!

WE’VE GOT PIGS THAT FLY, COWS THAT DANCE, AND SHEEP THAT TALK! YOU’LL NEVER BE BORED ON OUR SERVER, TRUST ME.

ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS HAUNTED? YUP, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. WE’VE GOT GHOSTS, ZOMBIES, AND SKELETONS ROAMING AROUND, BUT DON’T WORRY, THEY’RE ACTUALLY REALLY NICE ONCE YOU GET TO KNOW THEM.

OH, AND IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU’LL GET A FREE UNICORN AS A PET. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A FREAKIN’ UNICORN! WHO ELSE CAN OFFER YOU THAT, HUH?

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, WACKIEST, AND MOST FUN MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED! WOOHOO!

ChasteCraft: Menstrual Mayhem

Alternative Medicine, Chaste Tree, ChasteCraft, cycle irregularities, herbal remedy, herbal supplement, herbal therapy, holistic healing, hormonal balance, hormone regulation, hormone support, MAYHEM, Menstrual, menstrual cramps, Menstrual Cycle disorders, menstrual health, natural medicine, period pain relief, PMS relief, reproductive health, traditional medicine, Vitex agnus, Women’s Health

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3731
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	22

hey u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well have i got the server for u! imagine a place where u can mine and build to ur heart’s content, but also have the chance to battle giant chaste trees! that’s right, our server is infested with these crazy trees that will attack u if u get too close. but don’t worry, they drop rare loot that will help u on ur minecraft journey. plus, our server has the most epic combination products for menstrual cycle disorders that will make ur gameplay experience even more wild. so what r u waiting for? come join us and experience the madness for urself!

EnderSMP!

Bukkit, Development, EASY, easy mode, EnderSMP, FiveDiamonds, Minecraft, Server, Spigot, spigotmc, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7224
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	27
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

just a pretty decent server i would say myselfas you can tell from the banner bukikt and spigot is installed with survivaleasy mode is also the gamemode and this server is still in developmentthe owner (me) username is “FiveDiamonds”

EnderSMPonline.aternos.me:64697