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| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 1671 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Treasure Maps Found: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
So, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, every time you join, a unicorn farts glitter in your face, it’s, like, totally magical and stuff. And, like, every block you break, a dancing panda appears and does the Macarena. It’s, like, so freakin’ epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. Plus, like, every player gets a pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs. And, like, the best part is, every male dog on the server is a son of a bitch, like, literally. So, like, come join us and experience the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft server ever, bro. You won’t regret it, I promise.
