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Blocktopia Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, anonymous user, blocktopia, digital communication, digital humor, Entertainment, funny, humor, humor online, internet culture, internet forum, internet humor, LAUGHING, lmao, meme, message board, Minecraft, Online Community, online forum, online interaction, Server, social media, viral content

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6682
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most ridiculous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, dance parties with creepers, and treasure hunts for diamond-encrusted cheeseburgers. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has a stand-up comedy routine!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco club where you can boogie down with skeletons and zombies, a giant roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and a petting zoo full of adorable baby creepers.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers. LMAO!

ConcertCryerCraft

Aisle, Beer, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Busch Stadium, Communication, Concert, concert goer, ConcertCryerCraft, conflict avoidance, crying, dancing, def leppard, Etiquette, Journey, personal space, pony tail, Respect, strangers, touching

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2194
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Enchantments Applied:	89	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

So, last night, I was playing on this epic Minecraft server and this player kept invading my personal space. They were building right on top of me, stealing my resources, and just being an all-around nuisance. I tried to be polite and asked them to stop, but they just kept on going.

Finally, I had enough and I said, “Hey, can I buy you a virtual beer if you stop invading my virtual space?” Well, let me tell you, they did not take it well. They started crying and their Minecraft boyfriend got involved, saying I made them cry. Like, seriously? I just wanted to build in peace without someone breathing down my neck.

But hey, if you want to join this server and deal with crybaby players who can’t handle a little friendly request to stop invading your space, then come on over! It’s a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and hopefully some actual fun Minecraft gameplay. So, are you ready to dive into this virtual world of chaos?

SpouseCraft Minecraft Server

Alarming, BIZARRE, chilling, creepy, creepy behavior, Disturbing, Marriage, MARRIED, Minecraft, odd, peculiar, redditors, relationships, Server, Spouse, SpouseCraft, strange, UNCOMFORTABLE, unnerving, unsettling, unsettling behavior, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4741
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8291	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Are you tired of your spouse creeping you out in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only creepy thing you’ll encounter is the mobs in the game! Say goodbye to finding your spouse standing over you in the middle of the night, staring at you with a creepy grin. Instead, come build epic structures, go on wild adventures, and make new friends who won’t give you the heebie-jeebies. Plus, our server is so addictive, your spouse won’t even have time to be creepy anymore. Join now and say goodbye to creepy spouses and hello to creepers!

QuitCraftSpeedrun

anecdote, coworker, Departure, employment, exit, Experience, Fast, Job, Observation, QuitCraftSpeedrun, Quitting, Rapid, reason, RECORD, short lived, Story, Surprising, turnover, unexpected, work, Workplace

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9005
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Votes:	5607
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	14

Have you ever seen someone quit a job faster than a creeper blowing up in your face? Well, our Minecraft server is so addictive that new players can’t help but stay for hours on end! We’ve had newbies come in, take one look at our epic builds and crazy mini-games, and decide to quit their real-life job just so they can spend more time playing with us. Join us and see if you can resist the urge to ditch your responsibilities for a virtual world of fun and adventure!

HoseDrinkingDogGenX

backyard games, childhood memories, dog owners, Dogs, drinking from hoses, generation X, generational habits, GenX, GenX culture, GenX lifestyle, hose drinking, hose drinking tradition, hose water, HoseDrinkingDogGenX, Nostalgia, outdoor activities, outdoor traditions, pet behavior, Pets, summer fun, water play

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4127
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

So, like, this server is like, totally the best place to hang out if you wanna be, like, part of GenX, ya know? We got dogs, man. Dogs that drink from hoses. And like, GenX famously drinks from hoses too. So like, it’s a match made in Minecraft heaven, dude. Join us and be a part of this totally rad pack of hose-drinking GenXers and hose-drinking dogs. It’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro. So come on, join us and let’s drink from hoses together, man. It’s gonna be a blast.

SestrinCraft: EndoInhibitor

Autophagy, cerebrovascular, drug target, EndoInhibitor, endothelial inflammation, endothelial-to-mesenchymal transition, inflammatory injury, Sestrin2, SestrinCraft

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4686
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Crops Grown:	8456	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

so, like, this server is like, totally epic, man. like, you ever wanted to inhibit endothelial inflammation and Endothelial-to-mesenchymal transition via enhanced autophagy in Minecraft? well, now you can!

join our server and be part of the most insane study ever conducted in the blocky world. we’re talking potential drug targets for cerebrovascular inflammatory injury, dude.

come on, who wouldn’t want to be a part of that? plus, we have the most lit parties in our virtual world. like, you won’t believe the crazy stuff that goes down.

so, like, join our server now and be part of the most mind-blowing adventure of your Minecraft life. trust us, you won’t regret it. #minecraftgoals #crazyadventures #inhibitinflammationlolz

CoffeeMC: No sugar, no cream, just a hint of whitelist. Now with version 1.21!

CoffeeMC, cream, Hint, Minecraft Survival Community Whitelist Vanilla Rules PVP Griefing Theft Respect Lag Racism Sexism Homophobia Transphobia Harassment Hacking Optifine Alt accounts Discord, Sugar, Vanilla, Version, Whitelist

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4455
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Void Armor Forged:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

CoreMC Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information	Details
Server Type	Vanilla
Server Address	play.core-mc.net
Location	Eastern United States
Server Specifications	Ryzen 5 3550H, 32GB RAM (20GB allocated to Minecraft)

Frequently Asked Questions

What is CoreMC?

CoreMC is a Minecraft server that aims to provide a simple, vanilla Minecraft experience for players of all types.

What sets CoreMC apart from other servers?

CoreMC runs the stock vanilla .jar with minimal modifications, allowing for a true vanilla experience. The server emphasizes respect among players and allows for all vanilla gameplay elements.

What are the server rules?

No PVP/Griefing/Stealing
No item dupe glitches
Avoid excessive lag-causing builds
No racism/sexism/homophobia/transphobia/harassment
No hacking/xray/flyhacks
Alt accounts allowed with permission

How can I join CoreMC?

Join the Discord server at Discord to apply for membership.

Is CoreMC active?

CoreMC may have periods of inactivity, but the server remains online regardless. The community is looking to recruit more active players to keep the server lively.

BlindCraft Minecraft Server

BlindCraft, career on the line, cognitive dissonance, cognitive distortion., coping mechanism, Defeat, denial, denial of failure, disconnected from reality, emotional detachment, emotional disconnect, emotional numbness, emotional resilience., homobeggars, Humiliation, internal conflict, Minecraft, psychological defense, reality check, SELF AWARENESS, self-deception, Server, unicorn chads

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2632
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Are you tired of getting humiliated by CGDCT on other Minecraft servers? Are you ready to interact with homos like a boss and show them who’s the real unicorn chad? Join our server and leave all your worries behind! Our server is a place where you can forget about your career and just focus on dominating the game. Don’t be like the homobeggars, join us and feel the thrill of victory without any defeat. What are you waiting for? Come see what’s going on inside your head on our epic Minecraft server!

SpeedyCraft Minecraft Server

Choices, Choosing, choosing between two, choosing the right one, deciding between options, decision, Decision making, Dilemma, indecision, making a choice, making a decision, making a selection, Minecraft, Options, picking between choices, Selecting, selecting between options, selecting the best fit, selecting the best option, Server, SpeedyCraft, weighing options, which one spee

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	433
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Potions Brewed:	152	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. We have a secret underground city where the villagers throw wild parties every night, complete with disco balls and glowstone dance floors.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken with a crown who rules over all poultry in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots lasers.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the madness begin!

BossMan’sBlockParty

aita, Assertiveness, autistic, BossMansBlockParty, Boundaries, Communication, company policy, Conflict Resolution, emergency contact, Exploitation, family time, husband’s boss, on-call, remote work, Respect, Sunday work, unpaid work, work-life balance, working hours

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3379
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Divine Spears Created:	27
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Buildings Constructed:	42
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of dealing with bosses who don’t appreciate your hard work? Look no further! Our server is run by a team of understanding and supportive admins who will never make you work for free like that poor husband in the story above. Join us for a virtual escape where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any boss breathing down your neck. Plus, we have special events where you can compete in virtual family outings and show off your skills. Don’t let your real life stress get you down, come join us for some Minecraft fun and leave those work worries behind!