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NeuroCraft: Bio Mimic Neuron Fun

0.13 Hz, 147.1 Hz, artificial neuron, bio, biological processes, Concept, electrochemical, frequency range, Fun, Innovative, mimic, NeuroCraft, neuromorphic, neuromorphic perception system, neuron, organic electrochemical neurons, organic electrochemical transistors, Perception, real, scientists, semiconductor, System, vertical architecture

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2014
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Farms Harvested:	689	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

yOu gOtta jOin dis server, cuz we gOt scientists makin’ crazy sh*t like artificial electrochemical neurons dat mimic real biological processes. yOu can be a part of dis neuromorphic perception system and experience da power of organic electrochemical transistors. We got a vertical architecture dat will blow yo mind and a frequency range from 0.13 to 147.1 Hz. Join now and be a part of dis insane experiment, cuz who needs real life when you can have Minecraft craziness like dis!

Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, animation, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, better, Childhood, classic, Cultural, Entertainment, fan favorite, Haven, iconic, japanese, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, PIXEL, Popular, Retro, Traditional, used to be, vintage

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3486
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Void Gems Collected:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!

SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9067
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Magic Items Found:	4413	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

CraftyMillionaire

Charity, CraftyMillionaire, dream come true, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, first thing, Generosity, immediate action, Investments, life changing, Long-term goals, luxury, million dollar question, million dollars, sudden wealth, unexpected money, wealth, windfall

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6573
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
New Chunks Explored:	375209	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Buildings Constructed:	50	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mines Excavated:	2606	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

If you were given a million diamonds today on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is build yourself a diamond castle fit for a Minecraft king! And don’t forget to hire a team of diamond-armored guards to protect your precious loot from any sneaky creepers trying to steal it. Join our server now and start living the lavish Minecraft life you deserve!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, cross-border relations, diplomatic relations, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, Government, import/export, international trade, leadership, Minecraft, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, strong response, Tariffs, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1802
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Chimeras Created:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	22

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs. like, you gotta join cuz we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. and, like, our admin is a ninja who can, like, do backflips and stuff.

also, like, there’s a rumor that Herobrine, like, totally hangs out on our server. he’s, like, the ultimate boss and if you defeat him, you get, like, a million diamonds.

plus, like, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle other players and show off your mad skills. and, like, the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day.

so, like, come join our server and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever! it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

CraftyReichBanter

afd, Ban, Coalition, controversy, CraftyReichBanter, debate, Decision making, Democracy, disagreement, extremism, far right, German politics, germany, Government, lawmakers, nationalist, opposition, Parliament, political parties, right wing

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9129
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Buildings Constructed:	17	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Potions Brewed:	27	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	19

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where german lawmakers are all like, “yo, should we ban the far-right AfD or nah?” and they can’t even agree on it! it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding in a virtual world! join our server for all the political chaos and craziness you can handle. plus, we have secret underground meetings where we plot world domination with our pixelated pickaxes. come join the fun and see where the drama takes us next!

SporeZombie Ants – Ireland Edition

ants, arachnids, Behavior, cave spiders, discovery, Edition, entomology, entomopathogenic fungi, fungal species, fungus, honour, infection, ireland, Mycology, newly discovered, Ophiocordyceps, Parasitism, sir david Attenborough, SporeZombie, zombie ants, zombies, zoology

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5278
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Potions Brewed:	143
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150	Rainbows Spotted:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have zombie cave spiders infected with fungus that make them act like zombie ants! it’s like a real-life episode of planet earth, narrated by the legendary Sir David Attenborough himself! you won’t find this kind of crazy action on any other server, so hop on and start surviving in our wild and wacky world! who knows what other insane creatures and adventures you’ll encounter on our server – the possibilities are endless! join now and let the madness begin!

Crafted Cosmos 1.20.6

1.20.6, comma separated, Cosmos, crafted, Generate, is there, list, long tail tags, Problem, reddit, Reddit spacing, reddit user, Spacing, spacing problem, tags, Use, use reddit, use reddit spacing, User, why, why yes, yes

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8472
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies too!

You can build your own epic castle and rule over your own kingdom, like a boss! Plus, there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons to explore.

And get this, there’s a whole community of players who are as crazy as you are! You can team up with them to take down the Ender Dragon or just goof around and build giant statues of Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

LastWillCraft SMP

absurd legacies, bizarre requests, comedic will, comical estate planning, death humor, eccentric estate planning, final wishes, funny last will, hilarious testament, humorous inheritance, LastWillCraft, laughable bequeaths, odd final instructions, offbeat last wishes, quirky bequests, silly testament, smp, strange bequests, unconventional inheritance, unusual bequeaths, wacky will, weird legacies

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4962
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
New Chunks Explored:	511257	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we only let in people who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. It’s totally worth it though because we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes.

And get this, if you die in the game, you have to do a funny dance in real life as your “last will.” Like one time, this guy died and his last will was to have his pet pig inherit all his diamonds. It was hilarious, we all had a good laugh.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have dance parties every night. It’s lit, fam.

CraftyKidLies

childhood beliefs, childhood innocence, childhood innocence shattered, childhood lies, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood tales, CraftyKidLies, discovering the truth, embarrassing moments, funny childhood stories, funny lies, funny stories, growing up, Innocence, learning the truth, misconceptions, misconceptions debunked, naive beliefs, realizing the truth

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	610
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4799
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Remember when your parents told you that eating your vegetables would make you grow up big and strong? Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise that mining diamonds will make you grow wings and fly like a majestic dragon! Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who now soars through the skies on a diamond-encrusted rocket ship.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a secret army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to defeat them and save the day. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered by the chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and embark on the wildest, most fantastical adventures of your life. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!