BastionMC is a chill Minecraft server. Here, folks can join in on fun events, cool giveaways, and just have a blast. This is not your run-of-the-mill server. No need to hide your base far away. Build what you want, where you want! Progress at your own pace and enjoy the game!
Right now, we are still in the works, so stay tuned for more fun!
play.bastionmc.net
join us on this wild ride as we try to cure anorexic mice in the striatum. it’s like a real-life science experiment, but in Minecraft. who knew curing mice could be so fun and wacky?
so, like, come on down and join the party. we promise you won’t leave without a few laughs and maybe even a cure for anorexic mice. it’s a win-win situation, my dudes. let’s get weird with it.
| Server Info |
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| Java Version: 1.21 |
| Availability: 24/7 |
| Community: 18+ |
| Focus: Building medieval or classical structures |
| Playstyle: Slow and immersive |
| Communication: Voice chat required |
A: The server was started a few days ago.
A: We are a small, tight-knit community that enjoys building medieval or classical structures.
A: We take the game slowly and enjoy the immersive experience rather than rushing through it.
A: Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/7GFYeQRw to get started.
A: Yes, you can view the world map at http://75.119.148.21:8123/#.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare breed that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the bling you’ll have in your inventory with just a few clucks from this majestic creature.
And if you’re feeling brave, you can embark on a quest to find the elusive Cactus Unicorn, a mythical creature rumored to roam the desert biome. Legend has it that whoever captures the Cactus Unicorn will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Best girl, Diamond Chickens, and Cactus Unicorns await you!
Join us for epic adventures, building competitions, and more! Plus, our server is strictly PG – no alcohol, drugs, or inappropriate behavior allowed. It’s the perfect place for siblings to bond over their love of Minecraft.
So why wait? Join our server today and show your little sis the ropes in the world of gaming. Who knows, maybe she’ll even become the next Minecraft master!
Join us and experience the excitement of three-way calls gone wrong, accusations of being ignored, and epic stand-ups at the gym! Will you be the one to fix the situation and bring peace to our chaotic server? Or will you add fuel to the fire and stir up even more drama? The choice is yours!
Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most outrageous Minecraft server around. Join now and brace yourself for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and hilarity!
