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| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 7261 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 12 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 39 |
so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s lit af? well, dis server is da bomb dot com, u feel me? we got crazier builds than a llama on a trampoline, and our players are more savage than a pack of wolves on a steak buffet.
u wanna know why u should join dis server? well, lemme tell u a story. one time, a player tried to grief our epic castle, but our admin turned into a dragon and roasted them like a marshmallow. true story, bro.
plus, we got mini-games that are more addictive than eating cake in a cave full of creepers. and our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a pig. so come join us, or else u’ll be missing out on all the fun like a zombie missing its brain.
