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Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 1616 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 3767 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 | Divine Spears Created: | 23 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 8602 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 20 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons: – We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Don’t ask how they got there, just enjoy the show. – Our PvP battles are not your average fights. We have players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s chaos, but oh so entertaining. – Want to build a castle made entirely of cheese? Go for it! We encourage creativity, no matter how bizarre it may be. – Rumor has it that Seth MacFarlane himself occasionally logs on to play with us. He may or may not be wearing a trust fund band made of emeralds.
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where anything goes and nothing is too ridiculous. Who knows, you may even become best friends with a llama in a top hat!