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| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 9328 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1788 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Crops Grown: | 2092 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
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people are saying that joining this server is the key to, like, unlocking your true potential and becoming a superhero. i heard this one guy joined and now he can, like, fly and shoot lasers from his eyes.
if you don’t join this server, you’re, like, missing out on the chance to become the next big thing. don’t be a loser, join now and become a soil-enhanced, superhuman legend. trust me, it’s totally worth it.
ESL Counter-Strike is a competitive gaming league and tournament series for the popular first-person shooter game, Counter-Strike. Organized by the Electronic Sports League (ESL), it features top professional teams from around the world competing for cash 
