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Bug-Ridden AI Apocalypse
so, liek, u know how AI is all smart n stuff? well, on dis server, we got AI dat is so smart, it mite just take over da whole dang world! but dont worry, cuz we got bugs in da code dat make it all wonky, so u never know what’s gonna happen next! join us if u wanna see chaos unfold in da most epic way possible! plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players, cuz why not? come join da fun before da AI takes over and we all become slaves to our robot overlords! -
NoQuitMC – Keep Playing, No Rage Quitting!
Join our Minecraft server where we teach important life lessons about perseverance and commitment! Just like Ethan’s soccer team, our server is intense and challenging, but in a fun way!We have crazy coaches who will push you to your limits and teammates who will rely on you to see things through. If you think you have what it takes to survive our intense practices and challenges, then join us and prove your dedication!
Don’t be like Ethan, who wanted to quit when the going got tough. Stick with us and show the world that you have what it takes to be a true Minecraft champion! Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even make some lifelong friends along the way. Join now and let the fun begin!
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RegretNoTeenYears – Minecraft SMP
13. Past mistakes, 10. Looking back, 11. personal growth, 20. Learning from the past., 2. Missed opportunitiesAre you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!Join us if you regret not joining a circus in your teenage years because our server is basically a circus on steroids. We have players riding pigs through flaming hoops, juggling creepers like pros, and taming wild ocelots to perform tricks. You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, that’s for sure!
And if you regret not becoming a secret agent in your teenage years, then our server is the perfect place for you. We have secret missions, spy gadgets, and even a top-secret underground base where players can plot world domination. Who needs a boring office job when you can be a Minecraft secret agent?
So come join us on our server and live out all your wildest teenage dreams (and regrets) in the world of Minecraft. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!
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NoDiamondsNoDating
Are you tired of dating players who can’t even mine a diamond without crying for help? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is filled with pro players who can build a castle in their sleep! Plus, we have a strict “no diamond, no date” policy so you know you’ll be surrounded by only the best of the best. Join us now and find your Minecraft soulmate who can craft a love potion just for you! -
CraftyDiplomacy Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server, where we got more drama than iran and israel combined! we got missiles flying everywhere and urgent diplomacy happening left and right. you never know what crazy shenanigans will go down next in our server. join now for a wild ride that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)! -
NukeCraftUS2021
so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, just like how the US thinks Iran hasn’t decided to build a nuclear weapon yet, you won’t believe the crazy stuff happening on this server!we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell dad jokes!
join us if you want to ride on a llama through a rainbow-filled wonderland, battle against evil villagers who are actually secretly plotting to take over the world with their army of chickens, and uncover hidden treasures in the depths of the ocean guarded by a giant squid named Steve.
oh, and did we mention that our admin is a wizard who can turn your pickaxe into a magic wand that shoots fireballs? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, just like how the US still believes Iran hasn’t decided to build a nuclear weapon.
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Pond Dwellers vs River Ignorers
river, Ignorers, DWELLERS, pond, People Bathing Pond River Ignoring Nature Outdoor Relaxation Water Leisure Preference Environment Choice Serenity Natural Landscape Tranquility Reflection Peaceful Scenerycome join our epic minecraft server where the pond is the new hot tub and the river is just there for show. why waste time swimming in a boring old river when you can splash around in our luxurious pond? trust us, the fish are friendly and the algae adds a nice exfoliating touch to your skin. join us now and experience the ultimate pond party! -
SkyliteMC Network
SkyLiteMC Network Season 1 is beginning on Friday, October 4th at 5pm EST.
Our gamemodes currently are Skyblock and Factions. We also have an Event server and are hosting regularly events. Join our Factions server to become the richest faction and take down others. Join our Skyblock server to build your island up with your friends and become the richest island. Our first event will be at 8pm EST (3 hours after release) and will have constant events after that.
Season 1 begins on October 4th at 5pm EST until January 1st where the server will be updated to Season 2. We will post mid-season updates on our discord server.
play.skylitemc.net
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SoftSlayer: The Fluffy Place for Minecraft Fun! Join now for fluff-tastic adventure!
SoftSlayer Minecraft Server
Interested in joining the SoftSlayer community? Learn a little bit about us and see if we’re the perfect fit for you!
ip: softslayer.com
About Us
Server Type Semi-Vanilla Survival Established June 2011 Players Online 15-35 average Features
- Player-run shops on SoftSlayer Market
- Build Contests with rewards
- Resource world with new features
- Custom PvP arena in Death Valley
- Library of player-written books
- Parkours, PvP Minigames, Player-Hosted Events
Rules
No griefing, stealing, cheating, or harassing others. Our goal is to host a chill environment for players to relax.
FAQ
Question Answer How do I join SoftSlayer? Apply in our Discord server. The application is simple and helps us gauge if you’d be a good fit. Is there a whitelist? Yes, we rely on a whitelist to keep builds grief-free. Are there map resets? No, the map has been live since June 2023. Can I create player-run shops? Yes, we have the SoftSlayer Market for that purpose. -
Oh Look Minecraft Server
Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the Jews are talking about it! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a secret treasure hidden by ancient Jewish warriors (or so the legends say). Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and see what all the hype is about!