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Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 8759 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7563 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9012 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 | Votes: | 1940 |
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